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Post by Guest Thu Dec 22, 2016 10:27 pm

(After the match between the Hellhounds and the King and Company, a camera man followed the KAC backstage, where King Matt suddenly turns around and dropkicks the camera man, causing him to fall.  King Matt then instructs Lenny to pick up the man)

King Matt

"YOU THERE!!!  YOU SHALL HELP US DISCOVER THE LOCATION OF THAT DREADED SOUND MAN, AT ONCE!!!  OR ELSE LENNY SHALL TEACH YOU THE TRUE MEANING OF THE WORD 'OUCH'"

Camera Man

"W-Woah there sir.  I have n-no idea where he is.  Dave Turner made sure he w-would be safe after last time.  Please don't hurt me!"

King Matt

"INCOMPETENT PEASANT, YOUR INABILITY TO PROVIDE SUCH BASIC INFORMATION AS THE LOCTION OF A @#$% IS INFURIATING ME!!!  LENNY, I WANT YOU TO FIRST BREAK HIS-"

Sal Cubas

"If I may, your majesty, I would suggest you not have another cameraman beaten within an inch of his life.  Keep in mind this is how you got fired last time."

King Matt

"HMM, AS ALWAYS SAL, YOUR REASONING IS INFURIATING BUT LOGICAL!!!  VERY WELL, I SHALL NOT HAVE HIS BEING TURNED TO A FINE CARPET!!!  LENNY, RELEASE THE PEASANT!!!"

Lenny Webster

"Yes...  Your...  Majesty..."

(Lenny lets go of the camera man, but before he can make a run for it, King Matt stops him)

King Matt

"BEFORE YOU TAKE YOUR LEAVE, I ASK YOU: DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE LOCKER ROOM OF THE MAN KNOWN AS NIKOLA IVANOIC IS?!!"

Camera Man

"Y-Yes sir, I've been forced to learn the locations of the locker rooms in case I need to do interviews or backstage life segments."

King Matt

"FANTASTIC!!!  NOW I WANT YOU TO TAKE LENNY THERE, AND THEN ESCORT HIM TO THE EXIT WHEN HE HAS DONE HIS BUSINESS!!!  (He turns to Lennie) LENNY, I WANT YOU TO TAKE THIS BOX OF MATCHES, FOLLOW THE NICE MAN TO THE ROOM, THEN DO YOUR BUSINESS WITH THOSE MATCHES!!!  MAKE SURE THERE'S NOTHING BUT ASH!!!  THEN FOLLOW THE NICE MAN TO THE CAR, AND SAL AND I WILL PICK YOU UP, UNDERSTAND?!!"

Lenny Webster

"Yes...  Your...  Majesty..."

King Matt

"WELL THEN?!!  GO!!!"

(The Camera Man and Lenny leave)

Sal Cubas

"I suspect his majesty has a deeply important reason behind this over-the-top pyromancy?"

King Matt

"OF COURSE SAL!!!  YOU SEE, I SAW THAT MATCH BETWEEN NIKOLA AND PIERRE THOMPSON, OR RATHER THE LACK OF ONE!!!  I SAW, WITH MY OWN EYES, AS THAT PEASANT SEAN SILVA ATTACKED PIERRE BEFORE THE MATCH, PREVENTING IT FROM TAKING PLACE!!!  NOW, I'VE BEEN DOING SOME RESEARCH ON THE ARCHIVES OF TWITTER, AND DISCOVERED THAT BOTH NIKOLA AND SEAN SILVA ARE PART OF A HIGHLY MEDIOCRE STABLE KNOWN AS 'RISE' I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, I'LL BE DAMNED IF THOSE PEASANTS PULL THE SAME BULLSH#T WHEN I FACE ONE OF THEM IN THE TOURNAMENT!!!  SO, I SENT LENNY TO SEND A MESSAGE TO THESE LITTLE PUNKS TOO NOT PERFORM SUCH UNRULY ACTIONS!!!  I HAVE ALSO DECLARED THAT YOU AND LENNY SHALL ACCOMPANY ME IN MY MATCH ON REALITY, TO FURTHER PREVENT SUCH LUDICROUS IDIOCY!!!"

Sal Cubas

"Very well your majesty, just be careful when you try to explain all this to Dave Turner."

King Matt

"WHO?!!"

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