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Mac Thompson : Ladies and Gentlemen, My guest at this time….. The SexBomb Simon Hancock…..aka The Red Roo….
Simon : Simon says….. SHHHHHHHHHH…… Don’t you dare say it…But guess whose back in Texas, God I hate Texas…. I was down in NGW and I thought I had gotten out of that weekly hell-hole, but I guess Houston is just as bad as Dallas if not worse.
The Fans start booing as loud as they can…
Simon : Hey c`mon now I was the guy who made NGW what it was, till they messed things up, I was promised a main event spot in the triple threat match and they screwed me over at CheckPoint Miami….. Well this isn’t NGW…. This is CMV and I deserve respect….
I debuted on UnMatched and I defeated that loser August HappyTown with his own finishing move…. I went to Implosion the so called biggest, baddest PPV of the year where I dominated the triple threat match, but Boso knew he couldn’t defeat me, so he went after the weak link and got a cheap victory over HappyTown as I was showing my Entourage of beautiful women my sexy physique….Bottom line I’m yet to be pinned or be submitted. But for weeks and weeks I’ve not been booked, Hell I’m not even booked tonight…WHERE is the RESPECT I deserve. I came to CMV to rise to the top, instead when I am booked, it’s against hippies and clowns. I am The SexBomb I….
The Fans start there usual RED ROOSTER chants…
Simon : …. See what I mean, no respect…. These so called fans make me sick, they don’t know talent if it crawled up their legs and bit them on the ass….. Well enough is enough, Boso you tried attacking me from behind last week on UnMatched, well the joke was on you as I got the last laugh…. I was the one left standing as I low-blowed you and left you on the ground where you belong…
The Fans begin chanting ASSHOLE at the SexBomb…
Simon : …… Look at all these fat losers, Mac. I mean look at this idiot….cameraman get a good look at him.
The Titon Tron shows the fan as some laughs can be heard from the fans…
Simon : This guy….you all see him right, a 40 year old, out of shape Houston piece of crap, Look at yourself, 40 years old dressed as Boso, even wearing face-paint…..Pathetic….. Get him off the Tron and put a real SexBomb up……You see the difference people… This is what a real man looks like..
Back to the real Boso though…. You want me inside this very ring so badly, well Redemption Road will be your final destination, you bring all the pies you want…. I’ll ram them all down your throat…..You bring your fat sidekick with you I’ll slap him so hard he’ll lose 200lbs…. More importantly bring yourself, see what happens…. See what happens Boso, I’m begging you…. Mark my words, you step in the ring with me and your career is over and it will be no laughing matter for you…. Boso The Magnificent…. Feast your eyes on The SexBomb.
Simon : Simon says….. SHHHHHHHHHH…… Don’t you dare say it…But guess whose back in Texas, God I hate Texas…. I was down in NGW and I thought I had gotten out of that weekly hell-hole, but I guess Houston is just as bad as Dallas if not worse.
The Fans start booing as loud as they can…
Simon : Hey c`mon now I was the guy who made NGW what it was, till they messed things up, I was promised a main event spot in the triple threat match and they screwed me over at CheckPoint Miami….. Well this isn’t NGW…. This is CMV and I deserve respect….
I debuted on UnMatched and I defeated that loser August HappyTown with his own finishing move…. I went to Implosion the so called biggest, baddest PPV of the year where I dominated the triple threat match, but Boso knew he couldn’t defeat me, so he went after the weak link and got a cheap victory over HappyTown as I was showing my Entourage of beautiful women my sexy physique….Bottom line I’m yet to be pinned or be submitted. But for weeks and weeks I’ve not been booked, Hell I’m not even booked tonight…WHERE is the RESPECT I deserve. I came to CMV to rise to the top, instead when I am booked, it’s against hippies and clowns. I am The SexBomb I….
The Fans start there usual RED ROOSTER chants…
Simon : …. See what I mean, no respect…. These so called fans make me sick, they don’t know talent if it crawled up their legs and bit them on the ass….. Well enough is enough, Boso you tried attacking me from behind last week on UnMatched, well the joke was on you as I got the last laugh…. I was the one left standing as I low-blowed you and left you on the ground where you belong…
The Fans begin chanting ASSHOLE at the SexBomb…
Simon : …… Look at all these fat losers, Mac. I mean look at this idiot….cameraman get a good look at him.
The Titon Tron shows the fan as some laughs can be heard from the fans…
Simon : This guy….you all see him right, a 40 year old, out of shape Houston piece of crap, Look at yourself, 40 years old dressed as Boso, even wearing face-paint…..Pathetic….. Get him off the Tron and put a real SexBomb up……You see the difference people… This is what a real man looks like..
Back to the real Boso though…. You want me inside this very ring so badly, well Redemption Road will be your final destination, you bring all the pies you want…. I’ll ram them all down your throat…..You bring your fat sidekick with you I’ll slap him so hard he’ll lose 200lbs…. More importantly bring yourself, see what happens…. See what happens Boso, I’m begging you…. Mark my words, you step in the ring with me and your career is over and it will be no laughing matter for you…. Boso The Magnificent…. Feast your eyes on The SexBomb.
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