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Post by Batman Wed Apr 06, 2016 12:22 am

When the cameras come on there’s a huge party going on, in a room packed full of people having the time of their lives. The camera swivels around the room to do the atmosphere justice. This is clearly the place to be right now.

However, the cameraman turns and leaves the room. She whistles to herself as her path takes her toward the elevator. Her casual tune continues as she pushes a button to call up the elevator. The party can heard in the background, still in full swing, but apparently--as the camerawoman steps into the elevators--there are more important things taking place elsewhere.

She pushes the button with an L next to it, indicating that she’s heading to the lobby. The question is: Why? Is there an ever bigger party going on down there? Someone famous? Wait! Did someone die?

The woman’s whistling is drowned out by the music playing in the tightly enclosed space. The song is the latest hit by Rihanna, “Work” and the camerawoman must be a big fan because she has the words memorized and cheerfully sings along.

Beg you something please
Baby don't you leave
Don’t leave me stuck here in the streets, uh huh
If I get another chance to
I will never, no never neglect you
I mean who am I to hold your past against you?
I just hope that it gets to you
I hope that you see this through
I hope that you see this true
What can I say?
Please recognize I'm tryin', babe!!!
I have to


Work, work, work, work, work, work
He said me haffi
Work, work, work, work, work, work!
He see me do mi
Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt!
So me put in
Work, work, work, work, work, work
When you ah guh

She’s cut off and coughs awkwardly as a rather handsome man steps into the enclosure and presses the button next to the two. As the elevator moves down, they try hard not to look at each other, but the instant attraction was there the moment they locked eyes. She goes to speak, but the man presses a finger over her lips and leans to the side and whispers the numbers 2-9-3 into her ear. As the elevator doors open up to the second floor, the man plants one on her cheeks before exiting. He turns and walks out, and after a moment’s hesitation, she rushes out before the doors close and dashes over to the door marked 293.

Before she can even knock, the door flies open, and with only boxers on, the same man is standing there. He pulls her into a tight embrace, kissing her hard while still being a gentleman and not knocking the camera off her shoulder. He pulls her over close to a bed, then takes a few steps back to admire her figure for a second.

He starts to pull off his undergarment when suddenly a portal appears between them. Kuraske pokes his upper body through and says, “You’re late” before pulling the camerawoman into the portal. Everything is black for a split second, but before you know it they’re on the other side and waiting for them in the room is the other half of The Vanilla Cats.


{{Gerald Foster}}
About time. I'm almost done.

Gerald turns around to a giant canvas that he had been painting on.

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{{Gerald Foster}}
Pay more attention to the detail than your stepchild. I want details within the details. Take an adderall if need be.

To his left his Karuseke working on his piece.

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Just then, another portal rips open as Karusake with a cowboy hat pokes his little head out and grabs a hold of Gerald Foster. "You're late." And with that, he pulls him in as the screen fades into a new scene where the Gangster Cats appear in the middle of a Wendy's where the Minute Men are dancing with party hats and confetti.

Slick B
Yo congrats on duh big win!

Rex Carter
Ya'll gooder than a turkey leg on uh thursday mornin!

Bannon
Nice job brosephs!

Tyson Newman
You guys are going places. Congratz.

Abbott Bass
Wut?

Gerald and Karusake look at each other with confused looks on their faces as "Work" starts to blare through the sound system.



They start to dance real fast with the Minute Men. Karusake even pulling off the stanky leg while Rex and Foster do the "whip" together. They all have a fun time celebrating the big win as the show fades elsewhere.

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We are taken back to the celebration party as the party is now taking place at an Apple Bee's as all of the men look rather drunk.

Bannon
Thi...this is how my mom twerks.

Bannon stands up to twerk but falls forward and hits his mouth on the corner of the table as the others laugh.

Waitress
Excuse me but we've received several complaints and...

Rex Carter
Yur purty

The waitress pauses for a second and before she says another word Rex speaks up again.

Rex Carter
Purty stupid!

He then punches her in the mouth and hits her with a Rex Plex through the table spilling bear on Gerald's khaki pants. He, being a little wasted, proceeds to punch Rex in the mouth causing an all out brawl. The Thunder Cats vs The Minute Men. Karasuke mangages to take on both Abbot and Bannon, taking Abbot out with a superkick and throwing Bannon's head through a fish tank. While Foster sends a few left hands to cause Rex to stagger as Slick B jumps on his back and Newman begins to hit him in the gut. Then out of nowhere, a portal opens up and out comes two hands, dragging Gerald through with the words "Your late" echoing along the way.

They enter the frame with interviewer Jamie Corbin standing to their right, eager to start the interview.

Jamie Corbin
So Gerald and Karusake. The Jungle Cats....you guys just got the big W against...

{{Gerald Foster}}
Whoever said that we had agreed on the Jungle Cats? No no no it's....

Jamie Corbin
IT IS WHAT I SAY IT IS!

With that, Jamie's mouth opens up like a Leviathan and he goes to eat Gerald's face off as all of a sudden the scene goes black and is in a point of view of somebody taking off virtual reality goggles.

{{Gerald Foster}}
Woah....

Gerald Foster holds the goggles in his hands as he looks over to Karusake sitting next to him on their locker room bench.

{{Gerald Foster}}
That's the Karusake experience? Trippy....

Karuske nods his head as somebody knocks on their door.

{{Karuske}}
COME IN!

And in comes a random man followed by a camera man.

Jamie Corbin
Hi i'm Jamie Corbin here for the interview. You guys ready?

Gerald's eyes widen as he begins to push them out.

{{Gerald Foster}}
No no no no no no no. Karuske get the salt!

As he turns to Karuske, a portal between the two opens up with an alternate Karuske poking his head out. "You're late."

The hottest tag team in the land finds themselves with front row seats to one of Fusion’s major pay per view events, and their right in the middle of the epic main event clash between Troy Voodoo and Randy Borton over the Wrestling’s Industry most coveted prize.


{{Karuske}}
The whole damn show, we missed it.

The Bodacious Cats are completely in awe at the spectacle of wrestling they’re witnessing as the titans of the business, unequalled in their skill and expertise absolutely tear the house down. As Foster wipes a tear from his eye so that it doesn’t smudge his face paint, Kuraske, rubs his tummy in a clockwise direction with his gloved hand.

{{Karuske}}
Making me hungry opening those portals always makes me.

Foster barely acknowledges his tag partner, unable to pull himself away from one of the greatest matches of all time. Waving Kuraske off, Foster speaks in a breathy voice.

{{Gerald Foster}}
Ju...just call me when you get there.

Kuraske walks off as Foster leans forward in his chair, absolutely unable to pull his eyes away from this killer main event. The crowd rises to their feet and he follows suit, pumping his fist in the air. Everyone sits down and a hushed silence falls over the crowd as a pivotal moment inside the ring is shaping up to go down.

Borton has fallen. Hurting after a grueling match, he doesn’t have much left in the tank. It’s written in on face, all the pain and agony he’s had to endure throughout the duration of this heated battle. Voodoo drags his nearly lifeless body over to the corner, and pulls himself to his feet, everybody watching as he struggles to get back to his feet.

Voodoo pats his knee, signaling to the world that he’s ready to put this match away with a jaw-shattering superkick so that he can walk away from this war as the undisputed World Heavyweight Champion. Unaware of the fate that’s in store for him, Borton fights to get back to his feet. He realizes that somebody doesn’t become champion by lying on their back and accepting defeat.

He has to power through everything he’s endured at this moment and dish it back tenfold to Voodoo so that he can keep the bastard down for the seemingly infinitely-long three count. Borton manages to get onto his knees, but that only leaves him in danger for Voodoo to go in for the kill!




The music cuts through the silence of the stunned crowd like a sharp knife through a plastic bag, and all eyes in the arena turns to Foster. All eyes except Voodoo who’s distracted by the random sound as he goes for the kick!  

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{{Gerald Foster}}
Well shit

Foster fishes through his pockets and pulls out his cellphone and opens it up as the people in the audience start to boo him.

{{Gerald Foster}}
The fuck do you want

{{Karuske}}
The food, what you want to eat?

{{Gerald Foster}}
Get me the fuck outta here.

A portal suddenly opens up and Foster jumps into it before the building packed with thousands of fans beat his ass like a chicken beats an egg. Foster steps out of the portal and into a car waiting at a drive in window at a local McDonalds.

{{Karuske}}
Ready?

Gerald nods his head as the Mickie D's employee opens up the window to reveal Brock Lesnar. And in that moment, the Legend Cats turned to each other and knew that they were in the dimension that they defeated Brock Lesnar. Which now brings them to the here and now. A pissed off beast crushing their milkshakes and nuggets in front of their faces before busting through the drive through window.

{{Gerald Foster}}
Holy shit, get us out!

Karuske quickly stumbles before throwing a portal in the passenger door before grabbing Gerald's arm and jumping into the portal sending them into a crowded street in New York City. But behold, the beast followed. And he isn't happy about his new job as a part time cook. He cracks his knuckles and pushes through the crowd trying to get to the two. That is until Gerald stepped in front of Karuske.

{{Gerald Foster}}
Go.....to your true dimension. I'll hold him off.

As Brock runs towards them, Gerald charges at him as Karuske jumps into a new portal landing into an interview with some random guy behind the camera. Looking over to Gerald who begins to speak, Karuske sends a hidden smile to the camera.

{{Gerald Foster}}
Yeah thanks for having us.

He pats on Karuske's back as the two walk off camera.


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Post by Batman Wed Apr 06, 2016 9:01 pm

I've jacked off to this seven times

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Post by krzy Thu Apr 07, 2016 9:49 am

gonna need to see some proof of that

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Post by Batman Thu Apr 07, 2016 2:57 pm

We both have 770 posts. But not anymore cuz I just made it 771. Stay in sync brother

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Post by Borton Wed Feb 01, 2017 1:50 pm

I'm not late

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Post by Miztacular Wed Feb 01, 2017 1:56 pm

Post count not even in sync

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Post by Batman Wed Feb 01, 2017 1:56 pm

We've posted more than a thousand posts since then.

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Post by Miztacular Wed Feb 01, 2017 1:56 pm

Krzy hasn't

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Post by krzy Wed Feb 01, 2017 5:59 pm

!, what if we gave this one more shot

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Post by Batman Wed Feb 01, 2017 7:05 pm

It would change the world, ?

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