Nick Blake's At Home Interview: Who's Next?

Live from Nick Blake's home in Leeds, England

Nick Blake sits relaxed on his white leather couch with his feet propped up on his glass table. A glass of green tea in one hand with the remote to his 100 inch TV in the other. The TV can be heard in the background, "Top Gun" was playing. Noticing that the cameras are ready, Blake proceeds to turn off the TV and sit the remote on the cushion beside him.

Nick Blake
Welcome CMV Universe to the home of Nick Blake. A home that no average joe can afford. Only those as successful as I could afford a $15,000 such as this.

He proudly pats the couch before continuing.

Nick Blake
Unless you're a neanderthal living under a rock, you know what this about. An at home interview. Nick Blake interviewing Nick Blake about who's next on my list. Billy Weaver already fell victim to the Punisher. He was a disgrace to the industry so Nick Blake eliminated him and left him for dead in Purgatory. Now, it's time to move on. Nick Blake's quest to cleanse Fusion and Gensis will continue. But who's on Nick Blake's list? Who'll fall in the hole Nick Blake put that pathetic brother fucker in?

Nick Blake took a drink of his tea, enjoying the anticipation he's creating. But as sits his glass down on the table, in the background, is Billy Weaver casually walking out of his kitchen while eating a turkey sandwich. Nick Blake is clueless of his presence as he doesn't rush to finish the sandwich.

Mr. Dashing
Oh my god! What's he doing there??

Nick Blake
Nick Blake has surveyed the roster. None are worthy of stepping in the ring with Nick Blake. But worthiness isn't Nick Blake's concern as Nick Blake allowed that little hillbilly in the same ring as I.

Still clueless of Billy's presence, Nick Blake continues building anticipation of what he thinks will be the next chapter as Billy finishes the sandwich and pulls out a pack of cigarettes.

Nick Blake
So who will The Punisher take out next?

Billy places a cigarette in his mouth before lighting it. The clicking sound of the lighter was drowned out by Nick Blake's voice.

Nick Blake
Nick Blake's gonna...

Billy begins to blow smoke outwards towards Nick Blake as Nick begins to smell it.

Nick Blake
What the hell

Nick Blake turns around to the source of the smoke to see Billy.

Billy Weaver
Hey bitch!

Before Nick Blake can react, Billy drops the cigarette (putting it out of course, don't want to destroy the house) and places Nick Blake in a choke hold, lifting him up and over to the back of the couch. He begins to unload a series of gut punches before tossing Blake over a coffee table, breaking a lamp in the process. He takes down a giant frame portrait of Nick Blake as Nick sits up. Billy then slams it onto his head, ripping it, allowing Nick to wear it like an uncomfortable necklace.

Mr. Dashing
This isn't good at all! There's no officials to break this up!

Nick is on all fours as Billy brings him to his feet and proceeds to pull the picture off and grab him by the back of his head only to slam him face first into the hanging 100 inch flat screen TV! Shattering the glass as it slid down the wall. Blake has visual cuts on his forehead down as he lays halfway on the glass table in front of his couch. Billy, walks over to the wine cabinet and grabs a bottle of red wine and a bottle opener. He pops the cork open, taking a quick swig, and walks over to the couch as Nick struggles to move.

Billy Weaver
White is overrated.

And with that, Billy pours the whole bottle of red wine onto Nick Blake's $15,000 couch! And with that, Nick Blake springs to life and tackles Billy onto the couch, tipping it in the process. They begin to trade blows until Nick Blake gets on top of Billy and takes control. But not for long as Billy headbutts him in the mouth and rolls over, quickly getting to his feet. He grabs Blake by the hair and drags him into the kitchen. He then slams his head into the marble counter top before opening the fridge door.

Billy Weaver
You're out of beer.

Billy viciously tears out a shelf in the fridge causing whatever was on it to drop. He then proceeds to bust it over the back of Nick Blake, glass shattering and falling all over the kitchen floor.

Billy Weaver
I want a rematch. At Ascendance. What do you say pal?

Standing over Nick, Billy proceeds to put on a horrible British accent.

Billy Weaver
Sure thing mate just don't hurt me.

Humiliating Nick Blake, acting as if he's holding a mic to his face.

Billy Weaver
Too late for that, you done pissed me off.

Billy brings Nick Blake back to his feet and lifts him up on his shoulder.

Billy Weaver
Let's go swimmin.

He walks over to the sliding glass door in the kitchen and tries to open it. It's not actually a sliding glass door. It's a window. This pisses Billy off. So he back up with Nick Blake still on his shoulder and slams Nick through the glass, both men tumbling to the outside with glass everywhere. Billy gets up as Nick struggles to move. Billy walks over to the pool with his back to the cameras and proceeds to piss in the pool.

Billy Weaver
Ahhh, woo!

Finishing up, he zips his pants back up and quickly brings Nick Blake to his feet and tosses him into the pool.

Mr. Dashing
Oh man how humiliating! Right after urinating in the pool.

Billy looks on, proud at his work as he hears sirens in the distance. The neighbors, must of heard the scuffle. Being used to running from the police, Billy hops the fence and runs off into the distance as the scene ends with authorities rushing to the aide of Nick Blake.