Got my ways...

As Fusion continues, we are brought backstage in an office of some sorts where we see Schmidty sitting in an office chair with his feet on the desk and his title on his shoulder. The shaking of the camera seems to be odd as Schmidty soon explains.

Schmidty
Is it on?

James
Yeah.

Schmidty
Neat...

He sets his feet on the ground and lays his forearms on the desk, straightening his posture at the same time.

Schmidty
So Milestone is over and another one bit the dust. Pauly, i'm sure you're wondering if you made a mistake. Talking all that good stuff because of your little fluke victory over me. Well, let me stop the wondering and assure you that you did. You made the mistake of taking me lightly.  And it's too late to turn around. I got you in my sights now bud. After I take out another one of your false gods, you'll have nobody left. While I....I have James. And Desolation.

He fiddles with his hands for a second as he continues.

Schmidty
Which brings me to that. You see, everybody's wondering how the hell I got Desolation by my side. What kind of strings I pulled. And really, you would of already known through a CMV.com Exclusive if we didn't have idiots working in production. The whole damn video was muted so I personally pulled it so I can show it for you all tonight. And don't worry about the sound, I'll voice it over myself.

As Schmidty's smile fades, the video changes to the scene he was talking about which took place last week. All while we hear Schmidty's voice.

Schmidty
So here I was walking down the hallway with my bad ass chops. Damn I look great.

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On the video he's without James, walking right up to Johnny Sampson's office, not even knocking on the door, sort of barging in. Sampson at his desk with Desolation on both sides of him looks up surprised at his sudden appearance and begins to speak.

Schmidty's Impersonation of Sampson
What the hell do you want?? I'm on my period.

Schmidty
Eyy....listen man, New Gods outnumber me, so I need a little help, can I borrow them?

He points at the tag team standing beside Johnny as Johnny looks at both of them then back at Schmidty and his US belt around his waist.

Schmidty's Impersonation of Sampson
No i'm stupid.

Schmidty
But Sampson

Schmidty's Impersonation of Sampson
I said no damn it!

Schmidty
Well ok, I'll just tell your daughter and the love of my life that her idea to ask for extra protection so she don't have to be heartbroken if I end up in the hospital has fell through because you said no. I'll just go tell her that now. Wait, she's right here.

In walks Laura Sampson, grabbing onto Schmidty's arm.

Schmidty's Impersonation of Laura
Hey you big hunk of sexiness what did he say?

Schmidty
Oh he said no because he hates you and wants me dead.

Laura looks angry at Johnny at this point.

Schmidty's Impersonation of Laura
DADDY!!!!

Sampson looks nervous and uneasy at his daughter being upset about his answer.

Schmidty's Impersonation of Sampson
Ok ok fine, Schmidty you can borrow Desolation.

Schmidty smiles and pulls out a piece of paper from his pocket with a pen.

Schmidty
Cool, just sign here.

He said, walking up to his desk handing them to him.

Schmidty's Impersonation of Sampson
You have a contract?

Schmidty's Impersonation of Laura
Daddy just sign the handsome man's contract.

Schmidty's Impersonation of Sampson
Fine honey.

He signs the contract and hands it over to Schmidty who can't stop smiling.

Schmidty
And you call yourself a business man? Not only do I now have full control over Desolation as my bodyguards, but I now have an iron clad contract. Thanks dad.

Johnny's jaw drops as Schmidty walks out of the room with Laura, and Desolation following.

Schmidty's Impersonation of Trauma
I love you Bludgeon

Schmidty's Impersonation of Bludgeon
I love you too Trauma

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And with that the video ends and comes back to Schmidty at his desk.

Schmidty
And that's what happened folks. I got me a couple of monsters and a GREAT assistant in James as well as the boss man's daughter in my bed every night. So Paul, if you think for one second that you're gonna win this little war you decided to start, remember, who I am. I'm THE MAN now.

And with that, he smiles at the camera as the feed ends.