A Foreign Home Coming

by Topher Mod Tue Apr 05, 2016 2:13 pm

Mac Thompson and Lisa Evans are both backstage talking…

Mac : No way Lisa… I’m not going nowhere near Foreign Affairs, they’ve thrown me into dumpsters on multiple times. I don’t get paid enough for this.

Lisa : Grow some balls, I’ve had chairs thrown at me, I’ve been beaten up by the vixens, Man up.

Mac : Easy for you to say…

Lisa slaps Mac across the face and walks off. As Mac turns back, Foreign Affairs are standing there.

Oliver: Way to go Mac, even Lisa can’t stand your fat ass.

Mac : Easy guys I don’t want any trouble ok.

Miles : Then don’t piss us off or else trouble will find ya.

Mac : Ok well Morgan Jackson has been on a roll these past few weeks, first defeating you Mike Miles and recently on Genesis beat The Octopus known as Oliver Caine, I guess the only one left is The Bloody Brit Chris Andrews.

Miles : Ya see Mac… This is why no one likes ya, you say dumb s*** that gets you into trouble.

Bloody Brit : So he gets a few lucky wins over Foreign Affairs, Is that suppose to impress us… Is that suppose to impress anybody, Nah. He don’t impress nobody. Home Coming is coming up real soon and Morgan you finally get me 1 on 1. It’s time to shut you up once and for all. Everyone’s sick of ya running ya mouth all the time about how we are a disgrace… Nah only one here who’s a disgrace is you. Truth be told you don’t care about The United Kingdom, all you care about is yourself. You’re about as patriotic as Obama is to America. So I guess after our match and you have nothing left to say, you can pack your bags because just like Obama who’s counting his remaining days down till he’s no longer president, you can start counting down the days of your CMV career.

Bloody Brit and Oliver Caine walk off.... Miles is staring a hole through Mac... Mac gulps, knowing what is about to happen.

Mac Noo Nooo NOOOOOOOOOOOOO......

Miles picks up Mac and slams him into the dumpster.

Miles : I told ya not to piss us off.

Miles walks off to join the rest of Foreign Affairs

Mac : Sigh every freaking time.