Great Sportsmanship

As Intensity rolls on, we are brought to the backstage area where Rex Carter is standing with a microphone in hand. Ready to start an interview.

Rex Carter
Who duh hayell just said that??

Um....what?

Rex Carter
Answer my dayum question!

You can hear me narrating?

Rex Carter
My name ain't narratin, it's Rex Carter.

Then the camera zooms out to show DOC.

Rex Carter
What duh fuuuck. Dood, why'd you go off and lose to that clown Brutus?

DOC
Um..I lost to an Anon.

Rex Carter
Oh yeah. How do ya feel bout that match? I watched it, and it was a good ole wrasslin match for sure.

DOC
Ahh man, you got that right. I went in there totally prepared to do battle with a good wrestler in Turbo. And you know what, I got more than that. He pushed me to my limits and still beat me. And me personally, I love challenges. I thrive from them. The harder the challenge, the better I'll be when it's all said and done. Win or lose. So even though I lost, I can't say I didn't walk away with more knowledge than I walked in with. And hopefully, one day i'll be able to use that knowledge in the ring again with Turbo. He's a good guy. Great in that ring. And together, we can tear the house down, once again.

Rex Carter
I don't give a fuck if you don't deliver, i'm hungry as hayell and I ain't payin five dollars for that nasty catering! Bring me my gotdamn chicken fries!

DOC looks dumbfounded as Rex speaks into his phone.

Rex Carter
Doctor do you hear that voice? It's pissin me off!

DOC
Wha...what?

Rex Carter
Nuthin

Rex throws his phone in the trash can before continuing.

Rex Carter
Voice Windu and you....ho...hold on.

Rex pulls out a piece of paper, reading over his lines.

Rex Carter
Shut up god.

Ok.

Rex Carter
Voice Vindi and you are different when it comes to losin. That mother fucker throws a baby tantrum while you sit here and praise your opponent. Doood why?

DOC
Well I mean, if you waste your time complaining about a loss, how will you get better? Only way to get better is to use what you know to it's fullest extent, and learn how to better yourself when you get beat. Vindi, he knows this. He's just letting the pressure of the big business feel get to him. We're both in unknown territory. And for me it's exciting. I'm just afraid that he's changing for the worst because of it.

Rex Carter
If you don't send me mah fuckin chicken nuggets imma come up there and hit you with a Rex Plex!

Again DOC looks dumbfounded. Rex isn't even holding a phone now. He has a stapler to his ear.

DOC
I'm gonna head out now man, gotta prepare for my match.

Rex Carter
Troy Voodoo, you ain't gonna have that United States title belt for long! For my name ain't Rex Carter!