Response to Dashing

Batman gets out of his swimming pool and takes off his boots before speaking into the camera.

Batman
Dashing......I hate you. I've never liked you. I built our friendship off of lies and manipulation so I could one day hurt you....bad. And today's that day. You're not cool, and your jokes aren't funny. Quite frankly.........nobody even likes you. So do everybody a favor and walk away, give me Fusion and Genesis.

He grabs at his forehead due to a sudden sharp pain before continuing.

Batman
You and me, we're not cool. You're lame, on a poor mans level, while I....i'm above the top. Nobodies on my level because i'm just that damn good. So guess what?

Camera Guy
What

Batman
Did I say you could fucking talk? Don't talk. I challenge you Dashing. To a match Mcdonalds Death match at BackRash.

Batman jumps down from his tractor before speaking.

Batman
A counter challenge? That's retarded. I challenged you to a Punjabi Swimming Pool match and you counter that? I MAKE THE SHOTS NOW!

He stops for a second as a sudden pain strikes in his forehead.

Batman
Dashing vs Batman, if I win, I run CMV.