KIIIIIIIIING MATT Q&A: WILL TAKE ALL QUESTIONS!!!

by noahbaa123 Mon Mar 26, 2018 9:35 pm

HELLO THERE ADMIRING SUBJECTS!!! AS YOU KNOW, I AM KING MATT, KING OF ALL RINGS!!! I HAVE RECENTLY DECIDED TO RETURN TO THE CMV SHAPED CIRCLE, GIVING TO THIS LAND THE RECOGNITION IT DESPERATLEY NEEDS!!! TO COMMEMERATE THE MOMENT, I HAVE STARTED THIS LOVELY ASKING PLACE FOR YOU TO DELIVER YOUR ASKS!!! ASK ME ANYTHING YOU LIKE, FROM HOBBIES, TO FAVORITE DECOR, TO WHICH FOOL I BELIEVE DESERVES SUFFERING AT THE MOMENT. THE FLOODGATES OF KNOWLEGE HAVE OPENED, OOZING A BEAUTIFUL RIVER OF BRILLIANCE, WISDOM, AND INTERESTING TRIVIAL BITS FROM THE MIND OF YOUR KING!!! ASK AWAY BY SIMPLY COMMENTATING IN THE DISCUSSION PAGE, YOUR QUESTION SHALL THEN BE ADDED TO THIS MESSAGE, ALONGSIDE THE ANSWER!!! WELL, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR PEASANTS?!! ASK AWAY!!!

Q: (From Mr. Insensitive) "Why are you so skinny"

A: AH YES, THE ROYAL DIET, AN EXCELLENT START!!! YOU SEE, I ACTUALLY CONSUME A LARGE QUANTITY OF MEATS AND SWEETS, POTATOS AND TOMATOS, BEANS AND GREEN BEANS!!! HOWEVER, I HAVE AN UNUSUALLY POWERFUL METABOLISM THAT DESTROYS ALL OF IT, PREVENTING ME FROM GAINING WEIGHT BEYOND 106.6 POUNDS!!! SAL CUBAS ONCE TOLD ME ABOUT A GREAT KNIGHT WITH A SIMILAR POWER IN HIS STOMACH: SIR SHAGGY THE BRAVE I BELIEVE!!!

Q: (From Dashing) "What are your plans for conquering CMV"

HMM, YES!!! MY PLAN IS VERY SIMPLE ACTUALLY!!! YOU SEE, IN MY EYES EVERY TITLE IS LIKE THE BLADE EXCALIBUR IN THE TALES OF KING ARTHUR!!! EVEN IF INSTEAD OF A ROCK, YOU HAVE A PEASANT, AND INSTEAD OF A SWORD, YOU HAVE A SHINY PIECE OF GOLDEN PLASTIC PROTECTING YOUR ROYAL STRUDEL, THE SAME IDEA OF OVERCOMING AN OBSTACLE IS THERE!!! I PLAN TO START WITH THE LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE, AND MOVE UP PAST IT, PULLING SEVERAL EXCALIBURS FROM SEVERAL ROCKS, EACH HARDER AND MORE DIFFICULT THAN THE LAST!!! LIKE WILLIAM OF NORMANDY BECOMING KING OF ENGLAND, IT IS MY DESTINY, AND I SHALL DESTROY ALL WALLS IN MY PATH!!!

Q: (From Bloody Justice) "Would you face me in a bloody forest match?"

I HAVE NEVER BEEN FILLED WITH MORE QUESTIONS MYSELF!!! WHO THE BLAZES ARE YOU?!! WHY WOULD YOU RANDOMLY CHALLENGE ME TO FIGHT YOU?!! EVEN IF I WAS TO FIGHT YOU, WHY IN A FOREST?!! EVEN IF WE DRAGGED A REF INTO THE BEAR INFESTED WOODS AND GATOR INFESTED WATERS, WHAT WOULD BE THE POINT?!! ARE YOU A TREE-HUGGER?!! A HIPPIE?!! A BLOODY IDIOT?!! ALL THREE?!! YOU DUMBFOUND ME KNAVE!!!

Q: (From George King) "Who do you think you are, coming in here saying you're the king? I'M THE KING OF CMV!!!"

"AH, I DO LOVE IT WHEN SALTY PEASANTS REALIZE THEY AREN'T AT THE HEIGHT OF ROYALTY!!! I MEAN FOR GOD'S SAKES, YOU CALL YOURSELF GEORGE KING, NOT KING GEORGE!!! IT'S AS IF YOU'RE FROM SUCH A BACKWARDS COUNTRY YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A MONARCH IS!!! ACTUALLY, YOU DO REMIND ME OF ANOTHER FOOL CLAIMING TO BE KING!!! A MAN NAMED HAROLD II OF THE SAXONS CLAIMED THE THRONE OF ENGLAND ONCE, DESPITE THE FACT HE SIMPLY WAS NOT!!! I WOULD TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS MAN, BUT I THINK IT BE BETTER YOU READ IT FOR YOURSELF!!! THAT IS OF COURSE, IF YOU EVEN CAN READ!!! NOW, CAN WE PLEASE GET QUESTIONS ABOUT ME AND MY LIFE, INSTEAD OF JUST IDIOTIC CHALLENGES AND FOOLISH CLAIMS?!! THAT WOULD BE NICE!!!

by GOAT E. Mon Mar 26, 2018 10:25 pm

Why are you so skinny

by **Mr. Dashing** Mon Mar 26, 2018 10:58 pm

What are your plans for conquering CMV?

by Bloody_justice Mon Mar 26, 2018 11:09 pm

Would you face me in a bloody forest match?

by **HellishxHades** Mon Mar 26, 2018 11:50 pm

George King (in character): Who do you think you are doing coming in here saying your the king, I AM THE KING OF CMV

by Bloody_justice Mon Mar 26, 2018 11:55 pm

@like7gaintspiders tweet: did you just ask who I am? What you been living under a rock? I' bloody Justice one of the deadly monsters of cmv how can you not hear of me and my bloody forest which btw is filled with gaint spiders no bears and no gators btw bloody forest match is anarchy rules match

by **HellishxHades** Tue Mar 27, 2018 12:00 am

@jrod, when r we getting your version of Ultimate Deletion in the Bloody Forest. That should be your Ascendence plans. If so I would gladly inbark on that journey with you

by Bloody_justice Tue Mar 27, 2018 12:09 am

Depends if A I have someone to face and B if it' for a title

by noahbaa123 Tue Mar 27, 2018 8:32 pm

HellishxHades wrote:George King (in character): Who do you think you are doing coming in here saying your the king, I AM THE KING OF CMV

FOR THE RECORD, I'M CALLING YOU HAROLD FROM NOW ON!!! NOT KING HAROLD, OR HAROLD KING, BUT JUST HAROLD!!!

by noahbaa123 Tue Mar 27, 2018 8:37 pm

ALSO, NO I HAVE NOT SEEN OR HEARD OF YOU BEFORE!!! I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO BESIDES KEEP TRACK OF THE RIFF RAFF AND THEIR FOREST FETISHES!!! THINGS LIKE TRIMMING THE ROYAL BUSH, ATTENDING TO THE ROYAL LAUNDRY, AND PREPARING THE ROYAL MEATLOAF!!! DO NOT ATTEMPT TO PROVOKE ME WITH STUPID QUESTIONS!!!

by **HellishxHades** Tue Mar 27, 2018 8:39 pm

Dick...

by noahbaa123 Tue Mar 27, 2018 8:44 pm

Good... Let the salt flow through you.
Hint: if you dig deep enough into his personal life, you'll learn he's hardly difficult to mock.

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