Who put you on the planet?!

by KinZil Thu Mar 29, 2018 7:59 pm

Glistening lights center in. A permeating, reeking stench of musk. Tight with anticipation, fleshing out the importance surrounding the tinted room. All alone, not a command of respect from the figure standing aloof, but commanding attention and confidence. Lips, moist like a river, parts to let his tongue explore, and then to express himself.

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Ohhhhh.....mmmm.....ohhhhhh, yes!

The man nimbly tiptoes around the room, scenting the musk with his sexual presence. The air carved into daggers from the tension coming from all angles, he pulls a rose from his undergarments, before delicately chewing on the plant.

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Ohhhh......exquisite, I must say. Oh my! The anticipation I feel within myself.....what I am about to delight you savages with.....ohhhh, it is......dare I say it.....orgasmic. Prepare to taste.....The Ultimate Montino......and to YOU, the sycophants who dare doubt my brilliance....

Montino pivots violently around to face the camera for the second time, his tanned body oozing of spiritual libido and sensual experience....

The Ultimate Montino:

......Who put YOU on the planet?! Hmmph!

And with that, Montino scrunches up his face in disgust at the masses watching, and stares a bullet hole into the viewers, as the screen fades to black.