KLIQ EXPRESS

Bob Luger
Hey guys this is Bob Luger of KLIQ, and you're watching our new CMV Network Exclusive series, KLIQ Express! It's where you'll see my bois and I on the road, sometimes cutting promos or just goofing off. Hope you enjoy. Or don't, who cares.

He shrugs and walks onto the bus where Slate is playing poker on his phone, Adams is on the phone trying to calm down one of his girlfriends, and Borton is destroying a plate of sushi.

Bob Luger
Alright fellas, you ready to head to Genesis?

Chris Adams
Yeah, fellas i'm gonna be a minute, i'll go in the back. No baby I didn't mean to call you Brenda. It was auto-correct!

Luger nods at him as he walks to the back.

Randy Borton
So is that camera man like our own personal employee?

Bob Luger
Yeah, well, you're paying for him alone.

Randy Borton
What the hell bro?

Bob shrugs before plopping down on the seat next to Xander who looks up from his phone.

Xander Slate
Is he just gonna film us this whole time?

Bob Luger
Well know. We'll just do small clips from each trip. Maybe some longer than others I dunno.

Randy Borton
You really planned this huh?

Bob Luger
It's innovative idiot. Besides, I got something to say to the CMV Universe.

He looks directly into the camera in front of him.

Folks, Cyberslam will be coming up soon for us Genesis guys. And I hear from an insider source, and I'm not sure if i'm supposed to bring this up or not, but who cares, I'm Bob Luger-

Xander Slate
Spit it out!

Bob Luger
Matt Devious will be putting his title up for grabs against a man of YOUR choice! You get to vote anybody! Hell you can even vote for Mighty Dood!

Randy Borton
He died.

Bob Luger
Really?

Randy Borton
Yeah late last year.

Bob Luger
Well, that sucks.

Xander Slate
Man they'll sure want to vote for you. Besides, didn't you tell them to go to hell a few weeks ago on Luger Lounge?

Bob Luger
Look.

He looks back at the camera.

Bob Luger
I understand that I've had shit luck in singles competition ever since coming here to Genesis. Most recently, against Percy Simmons. You all have lost confidence in me. Hell, I lost confidence in myself. But somewhere deep down, I know the Bob Luger you all know and love is in there. The Bob Luger that used to rack up a win every single week. I know that if I pushed myself hard enough, I can find that Bob. And what better way than a high stakes match against one of the toughest competitors Genesis has to offer?

Xander Slate
Bob they won't vote for you. You're an asshole to them.

Bob Luger
They've been cheering me recently idiot.

Xander Slate
No they've been cheering US! As a unit. Look I want you to have that shot, but with these people, anything can happen. They can vote ANYBODY! Hell they could even vote Dinkle.

Randy Borton
Died.

Xander Slate
What when?

Randy Borton
Like 2 years ago.

Bob Luger
Look, i'm gonna get through to them. Bob Luger vs Matt Devious for the International Champion is a MUST! I need this to really see if I still have what it takes.

Chris returns from the back.

Chris Adams
Well that was a disaster. Hey now that the camera's here, I got something to say. Is it rolling.

Bob Luger
Yeah.

Chris Adams
Alrighty cool. Hey guys, it's the sexiest man in KLIQ here! And I have inside information to share with you. At Cyberslam, YOU get to vote who faces the International Champion! So, VOTE FOR ME!

He smiles with his thumb digging into his chest.

Bob Luger
What the hell I just that.

Chris Adams
Really?

Bob Luger
Yeah.

Chris Adams
Oh ok, don't vote for me then.

Bob turns his head and Chris points to himself again mouthing "vote for me".

Bob Luger
Well that's all the time we got. Remember folks, vote for ya BOI, the WORK ETHIC TITAN! Alright, KLIQ OUT!

And with that, they all throw up a Too Sweet as the shot fades.