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I need to talk to you
*Joseph Santos is yelling down the hall with his jacket draped across his shoulder*
Joseph Santos-I already beat that little twerp, and I had to fight him again?! Bullshit!
*An Interviewer stops Santos*
Joseph Santos-You best be luck that you're a female, what do you want?
Interviewer-I just want your thoughts on that steel cag-
*Joseph Santos snarches the mic out of her hand*
Joseph Santos-That should've been me. The little weasel that Tenra is, couldn't beat me like a man so had to climb out of the cage. There is no possible way he could beat me one on one by pinfall or submission, and those are just facts. I might need to have a talk with Ken about this match.
*Joseph Santos starts grinning ear to ear*
Joseph Santos-I might be grinning right now, but I'm definitely pissed off right now. I'm finished with this interview.
*Joseph Santos forcefully puts the mic in the interviewer's hand and walks off*
Joseph Santos-I already beat that little twerp, and I had to fight him again?! Bullshit!
*An Interviewer stops Santos*
Joseph Santos-You best be luck that you're a female, what do you want?
Interviewer-I just want your thoughts on that steel cag-
*Joseph Santos snarches the mic out of her hand*
Joseph Santos-That should've been me. The little weasel that Tenra is, couldn't beat me like a man so had to climb out of the cage. There is no possible way he could beat me one on one by pinfall or submission, and those are just facts. I might need to have a talk with Ken about this match.
*Joseph Santos starts grinning ear to ear*
Joseph Santos-I might be grinning right now, but I'm definitely pissed off right now. I'm finished with this interview.
*Joseph Santos forcefully puts the mic in the interviewer's hand and walks off*
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Joseph Santos
1x NGW Tag Champion with Tenra 1/13/19 - 2/24/19
Died at the hands of Tenra but came back to life
Harry Wallace
Former member of The Wrecking Crew
Harry loses LUL
Like Mojo Rawley but loses more
Riley Van Wilson
CHN-POl Connection
Last ever NGW Women's Championship
NGW/CMV Women's Champion 8/6/19 - 2/7/20
Quickest match in CMV history (25 seconds)
Riley Wins LUL
Shou Rong
CHN-POL Connection
She is Chinese, Dashing
Has sex with pans
Rich Hamilton (Former CMV Member)
Mustache Powers
Better than the mountain
Like Macho Man but without the cocaine
Jerry Hattrick (Former CMV member)
Mustache Powers
Better than the mountain
Like Hulk Hogan but without the racism
Mike Kersh (Former CMV member)
Punched a woman in the crotch
Evaporated after eating a Kit-Kat bar
Chris Danger
Dashing told me to make promos for him and he'll send me feet pics
Masoa Kage
Best hip toss in the world
Finalist in the KoTR 2020
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