A New Hope

by DullChameleon Sat Feb 13, 2016 9:03 pm

We see Shanaz coming out of a Christmas Tree Shop. He stops to speak to the camera.

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Shanaz: So we go frying pan fire. Shanaz lose Chet, and now in heated water with Mr. Big Boss and his band of ponies. Shanaz just out doing some shopping for Chet Taylor's birthday. He really loves Christmas. And Shanaz recently see film that blew mind and made Shanaz sit up and notice. About young man called Luke Lightsaber and he go against man in black mask called Dark Voder. At end of movie Lightsaber blow up big planet machine and win. Lots of cheering. Shanaz had special screening so most haven't seen film, but keep eyes peeled and key because it is good one. Also make nice metaphor for now situation. Ziggy Stardust and Fresh Fish X and Shanaz just earn massive win against bumbling boobs. Revolution is in air and Shanaz know that he will stand on top of mountain and look down slope and see Big Boss Man Torn Quad H looking up mountain and saying "Oh no, Shanaz and Sushi on top of mountain with friends having big picnic and bonfire and I down here being cold and lonely." New Hope is coming and CMV hippos and hippettes be ready because we know that when the wizard is in Oz, Dorothy gets red shoes. Now, Shanaz go to Applebee's and get new steak and onion meal.