A new caw is coming to CMV...

(The arena is a bright mix of colors.  The crowd is anxious to see the fatal 4 way to see who will be the second to enter CMV from James B.'s offshoot show KO!  As this main event hits, the commentating team of Ricky Gould and Marcus Graham start talking about the match)

"I gotta say Ricky, the competitors here tonight are perhaps some of our absolute best!  It will be a NON ELIMINATION fatal 4 way to decide who will go on to CMV Fusion.  We have the pick of the boss, Hank Hopkins, your pick, Adam Adams, my pick, Will Watson, and of course the guy who invaded our board meeting and demanded inclusion, The Unpredictable King Roy."

"Yeah, I hope that King Roy gets his ass kicked all over this arena.  He thinks he can come into our board meeting, demand a spot in the match, then threaten to send Sir Bull to crap on all our lawns?  I just want Roy to lose.

"Yes, I think we all do.  Still this is a NON ELIMINATION 4 WAY, and he'll probably bring The Royal Jesters.  I gotta say, things aren't looking good for any of Roy's opponents.  Not only do they have to worry about The King and his Jesters, but each other too!  Not exactly a fair match."

"Well it's about to start, so shut up."

"This contest is set for one fall!  And is for the right to enter CMV.  Approaching the ring, from North Dakota, Maniac Hank Hopkins!"



"His first opponent, making his way to the ring, from Georgia, Adam Adams!"



"His second opponent, making his way to the ring, from Texas, The Cowboy, Will Watson!"



"And the final opponent, accompanied by The Royal Jesters, making his way to the ring, the king of the ring, the majestic green majesty, owner of The Supreme Diaper, wearer of The Royal Crown, Owner of Sir Black and Sir Bull, inventer of The Royal Buster,  The Unpredictable King Roy!"



(Before the match begins, The Unpredictable King Roy commands he is given a mic.  Sir Bull takes a mic from ringside, and gives it to UPKR)

"Before I beat these peasants three, I have a few words for thee.
I am a man away from my time, I'm small, I'm green, I'm speaking in rhyme.
Investing in the generic will be our doom, tell these fools to go back to the locker room.
I'm a brand new thing to see, I'm not another generic fish in the sea.
I will walk in king of KO, but I will leave for a quest to become the king of another show.
So bring on these heathens three, I'll defeat them, just watch and you'll see."

(UPKR drops the mic and walks into his corner as the match begins)

(When the match is over UPKR lies down on the floor, later escorted out by his royal jesters to the ramp.  While The Royal Jesters were fighting Hank and Will, Adam Adams had hit UPKR with a burning hammer, and pinned him.  As Adams has his music play, the king and his jesters sit in silence on the ramp, watching Adams.  They don't come to the stage and protest, they just sit there.  Adams celebrates his victory, and then decides to grab a microphone.  He begins speaking)

"Welp, guess I'm 'goin to the big leagues.  I'd like to tell the CMV Fusion roster to watch out, because come Monday, a new face is going to start his career in the company.  Honestly, I know there are going to be some ups and downs, and this probably shouldn't be counted as my first promo, but I know with determination, spirit, and the support of the fans, I will push through and build a legendary career the likes of which CMV has never seen!  I don't care who I face tomorrow, because in the end, I never give up.  Bring the king of CMV, Justin Sane for all I care, I'll defeat anybody you put in front of me!  My name is Adam Adams, and I WILL become the next big thing in CMV!"  (#IwasnottryingtocalloutsanewasjustaprankbroohgodIdontwanttoenduplikescottyohdearmeplsdontcutme)

who approved this

Austin? wrote:who approved this

Dashing approved the character coming into CMV Fusion.

looks like a small green billy weaver

Kevin Nash wrote:looks like a small green billy weaver

"You call me Billy, Nash you are silly.
I'm the true one and only king, just hear my jesters sing.
The king I am is a fair one, I'll let you off as if you were my only son.
In the end it doesn't matter, for I will now plague each show with my banter!"

The funny thing is this guy would probably be my next choice after Adams, I kinda like this personality.

You're fucking retarded Dashing ain't gonna download this shit caw stfu

Borton is already the King of Milkamania AND the King of the Ring

you can be the queen

Kevin Nash wrote:You're fucking retarded Dashing ain't gonna download this shit caw stfu

It was a joke.

sup rifted

YOU ARE A JOKE








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