ITT: Parallel Comumuniverses

In another world, in another universe, Ringo Maxx (Ringus Maximus) & Fandango (Fanuel Dango) are straight-laced, religious suits, set out on a mission to eradicate promiscuous behaviour in the media. Combating everyone who gets in their way, they're known for their promos cut in First Christian Church of Austria.

After a tear down in NXT, Randy Borton quickly rises through the ranks in a Goldberg-esque streak, claiming the NXT Championship before vacating it to go to the main roster. There, he blows through the competition with his new finisher, the classic Armbar, eventually winning the World Title with it.

X-Gen is cool.

Now you try.

Zak Painn cuts good promos. Everyone is a face. The league is run by Dynamic. Sgt. Miller is the star of the patriots. KinZil cuts bad promos. No one is a table. People complain about pinfalls. #WeWantSubs. Krzy is entertaining. I'm not sexual. Borton has a mic.

Parallel in a nutshell.

In another universe, Ringo Maxx and Fandango are straight. And they win sometimes too

In another universe, another time

Scott Norrie is too busy using a medium pan to cook some pasta to accept these title shots, but in hindsight he could have used the small pan as he didn't make as much pasta as he first thought.

RiftedEnergy wrote:In another universe, Ringo Maxx and Fandango are straight. And they win sometimes too

In another universe, another time

Who won their PPV match?
Who do people actually like?
Hmmmm.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

KinZil Is Kendra wrote:Zak Painn cuts good promos. Everyone is a face. The league is run by Dynamic. Sgt. Miller is the star of the patriots. KinZil cuts bad promos. No one is a table. People complain about pinfalls. #WeWantSubs. Krzy is entertaining. I'm not sexual. Borton has a mic.

Parallel in a nutshell.

I'm plenty entertaining pls chill

Lol @ Austin...
Who brags about winning a handicap match?

The Cyborg Express wrote:

KinZil Is Kendra wrote:Zak Painn cuts good promos. Everyone is a face. The league is run by Dynamic. Sgt. Miller is the star of the patriots. KinZil cuts bad promos. No one is a table. People complain about pinfalls. #WeWantSubs. Krzy is entertaining. I'm not sexual. Borton has a mic.

Parallel in a nutshell.

I'm plenty entertaining pls chill

Not in bed.

Hmmph.

- zakk pain and big show are the greatest tag team

- X-Gen is liked

- Scott Norrie never gets title shots

- Dashing is good at commentary

- Miz won the Royal Rumble

- Cena is the longest reigning World Champion ever

crazy shit.

RiftedEnergy wrote:Lol @ Austin...
Who brags about winning a handicap match?

Winning a handicapped match is still better than losing lmao.

was this thread just made to make fun of xgen (and krzy)
pls respond before the next page

Yeah he made another one earlier in the week "where were you when XGen Dies"

That's a quote, not my terrible grammar

Troll