The Wizard of Soz

by DullChameleon Fri Jun 09, 2017 5:41 pm

We catch up with Shanaz backstage after Absolution.

Backstage announcer person of either gender: Shanaz, what are you thoughts afer an amazing night that saw you become Anarchy champion once again, and also saw Paul Divine win the Royal Rumble?

Shanaz: Let Shanaz tell you mysterious mister, Shanaz so excited he see spots. Spotty Shanaz new instachat trending worldwide. But Shanaz not going to stand back here and put collar on and bark like dog. Shanaz not going to stare at face in mirror and compare to Tom Cruising face or Tom Jimmy Jones face or Big Bad Wolfy face or Winifred Opry face. Shanaz not going to flap arms and cluck like rooster or fly like ostrich. Shanaz hear people at mega event cry for Shanaz to make Emperor Wilhelm move. Shanaz hear people want to see Shanaz versus Tinny Moose in iron mine match.

The crowd erupts at the suggestion

Shanaz say to Pretty Paul conwinkulations. Shanaz hope Divine Divan become megastar like Eastry Rabbit and Santer Claws put together. Then Shanaz get chance at being super mega champ. For now, Shanaz go build shelter in woods and let rain come down and fill coconut leaves and Shanaz drink water so cold and splash on face and say Shanaz are really you champion again and look at reflection in water and say yes Shanaz but need to build door so bear don't attack in night and then Shanaz build door and put doorbell on so when friends and neighbots come for toast and tea, Shanaz can open door and wear bowtie and say Oh oh oh welcome hofstras and hipsters the keetle just boil, fancy a biscuit? Also, Shanaz smell something and not enjoy. Smell like Topsy Moss too much cologne. Good bye for now lotsa littles.[/color]