Pink Lightning

by Maurie Thu Nov 02, 2017 4:54 pm

A shadow of a man in a trench coat that is kept in the air by the wind wearing a cowboy hat is slowly faded in from a black screen. The real image turns to animation. The man turns around. Two lighting bolts on bus chest. A sleeveless, long legged black singlet. And a mask with two lighting bolts around the eye holes. This mysterious man makes a huge run up. The view changes and we see a dinosaur, a man, spider hybrid, and a robot. The mystery man ducks the robot’s blasts. He runs up the dinosaur's tail and launches into the sky, raining down with both boots straight to the body of the man/spider. The animation turns back to real life but now instead of an open field, the man is back in a wrestling ring.

Commentator: OHHHHH PINK LIGHTNING!

Pink Lightning turns around and is lost. The scenery changes to the field again, and we see a beaten down man crawl towards him.

Man: OHHHHH PINK LIGHTNING!

Pink Lightning puts his fist on his hips and smiles. An interviewer approaches.

Interviewer:PL, how do you feel after taking down all three of your opponents tonight?

Pink Lightning sees a fair maiden in a large hat say:

Maiden: PL… how does it feel to defeat your enemies all at once?

Pink Lightning ting places his finger on his chin and raises an eyebrow. He finally lifts his finger into the air as he comes up with a response. He freeze frames in the air and shouts:

Pink Lightning: ....yeah!