Street Gods are Taking The Wanderers to Court

by Maurie Sat Mar 03, 2018 6:11 pm

General Manager Johnny Sampson is seen in his office playing with his stapler as if it were a gun. Shooting at the air to create a mess he’d eventually have to clean up. He hears a light knock on his door. Sampson sits still to give the impression he wasn’t there. After ignoring the knock, a harder and louder knock is heard outside his room.

Sampson
*sigh* Come in.

Walking in are both Anthony Brown and Curtis Heist. Brown holds a tablet between his arm and hip. They both look pissed but Heist is the angrier of the two.

Curtis Heist
How could you?

Sampson
Umm, what?

Curtis
You’ve broken my poor, beloved brother. I mean, just look at him.

Anthony Brown starts to look lost and he drools from the corner of his mouth.

Sampson
I’m not sure-

Curtis
You put Anthony in a match following what happened at Showdown. We barely survived! Gavin attempted to destroy my brother’s career. Did you know you can die from shots like those? He’s lucky to be alive.

Sampson
Can you just explain what you’re on about?

Heist grabs the tablet from Brown.

Curtis
Just look at this. The blatant kick to my brother’s… his…

Curtis fake cries. Without a visible tear, he whimpers.

Curtis
His genitalia. Just look at this.

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Sampson looks more confused than he was before.

Sampson
What is this, some comedy act?

Curtis
Just look at that. I grabbed the most PG angle. For weak stomachs, ya know. My brother and I demand to have those cheaters in court. This type of injury can’t be ignored. Just look at this.

Heist starts to slap Anthony to show how brain dead he is now.

Curtis
He can’t even feel it anymore. You’ve made him numb. I’m talking Linkin Park numb. Come on. Either we take them to court or we need some money to accommodate for worker’s compensation.

Sampson
I’m not buying what you’re selling. Accusing fan favorites like the Gavin of cheating?

Curtis
Oh, it’s not just Gavin. That bum in the ugly shirt is just as much of a cheater. Not only that, he’s vicious. You see how he tried to concuss me? See this?

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Curtis
Just straight dirty.

Sampson
A brain chop?

Curtis
A brain chop? You see that cast on his arm. Almost bashed my skull in with it. And that cast is thick. No, matter of fact, it’s two “C’s” levels of thick. THICC. And he it me right on my soft spot. I’m tender-headed Johnny.

Sampson
I think it’s time for you to stop wasting MY time now.

Curtis
Come on dude. You can’t tell me there’s nothing wrong with Anthony. You see how dumb he is now?

Curtis starts to slap Brown again to show his loss of feeling. Brown catches a slap and returns one to Heist.

Anthony Brown
Bitch, stop. He gets it. This plan was stupid. Look Johnny, I want Gavin next week. Make it a “No Exit” match. I’m giving him nowhere to run from me. He can’t handle this.

Brown walks out, flailing his arms and shouting nonsense. Heist snatches the tablet from Sampson and stomps out of the office as well.