The Dirtiest of Heels

by **Mr. Dashing** Mon Jun 25, 2018 3:11 pm

(Thanks to Krzy for this idea inspired by his promos)

It's a sun-shining day in Chicago and little Garryn Jones has just woke up from a bomb ass nap following an awesome weekend at iMPLOSION where he and his pops sat FRONT ROW ... He takes out his smart phone and the first thing he does is pull-up CMVWrestling.com, quickly reliving the past couple of days with the pictures he sees on the homepage before then scrolling down to the forums where he hopes to converse with his internet buddies about what it was like to be there, at the show of shows and to hopefully share some sweet pictures.

How tf did Elijah Stewart compete two weeks after breaking his knee? *LOCKED*

A women's match main eventing? What gives

Harvey Hastings should drop the belt to Adam Adams, here's why ...

Jade Dynamite used to look like a horse, now she's sexy af, plastic surgery?

My pics from iMPLOSION *OPEN TO ALL*

Xander Slate is the best heel ever, don't @ me

That last one gets Garryn all hot and bothered, Slate? The best heel in the game? Ha ha he thinks to himself with a small smirk, OBVIOUSLY Rhys Matthews is the dirtiest heel in wrestling today ... He cracks his knuckles, ready to prove all the Xander marks wrong, he opens the thread ...

BobLuger'sUpperLip posted at 1:30 pm
It's true, it's true, it's DAMN TRUE ... Have you all seen everyone all upset because Xander Slate, our messiah, showed up and showed out at iMPLOSION, defeating that filthy porn star, Ricky Spanish. Going over there, where he's never gone before, HOW BRAVE, to march up to the gates of UnMatched and spit right in their dumb, inferior faces, ha ha. He got SO much heat, who else can say that they get as much as him? Nobody is even close, add onto all this the fact that he is involved in the SPICIEST angle with Reece Ortiz and Adam Scott, making Brett Angel tap again and him and Borton beating the piss out of he and Zaire afterwards ... There isn't ANYONE, not just in CMV, but the entire wrestling world today, who's dirtier than Xander Slate, baby ...

BabyBoyRoss posted at 1:42 pm
Ugh, is this Xander Slate???

GoodVibesArmy posted at 1:45 pm
Probably lol

RhysMatthewsismylord posted at 2:05 pm
Hey all, Garryn here, pics of my time at iMPLOSION will be posted later, SO MUCH FUN. But right now, this LUNATIC, needs to be woken to reality. Listen here, buddy, Xander Slate, is nothing more than a washed-up act, okay. He stopped being entertaining years ago and nowadays he's really just playing second-fiddle to Borton and that's saying something. The TRUE, dirtiest heel in CMV today, no doubt about it, is OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, yes you all know him and love him, RHYS MATTHEWS ... Ugh, he's the total package for a reason, guy, and currently he's being used like a damn joke and what a crime it is, putting him with that idiot, Sam Valentine, ew, jobbed out to The Good Brothers? HELLO, GIMMICK INFRINGEMENT MUCH??? Rhys is, he's just- he CAN be the star of this company again as he once was, he's a former Undisputed champion, did you know that? Look at how amazing he has been this season, joining and then leaving Kliq what a cheeky move that was, the gum thing, all of it, holy cow that was just too great, PROMOS OF THE YEAR ... And even now, he's been slumped in with Sam but still he's an attraction, Slate is just coasting off of past-success, he should stay on UnMatched. END RANT.

Garryn nods his head and sighs with much self-confidence, he feels like he just dropped a big ole TRUTH BOMB. He waits a second or two before refreshing the page and already there's a reply waiting for him.

GarrynYouBitch posted at 2:06 pm
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

MCIdiot posted at 2:08 pm
THAT was Xander Slate ...

*THREAD LOCKED*