Anger Management Session #1

by "The Mad Oyster" Hardline Fri Jan 04, 2019 7:21 am

The screen fades out back to the Anger Management room, where Marcantel is seen sitting on the couch, and the outrageous Dr. Shelley sitting in a leather chair next to him. Marcantel already has a look of "Please smash me over the head with that damn lamp so I can get the fuck out of here". However, Dr. Shelley doesn't seem to be affected by it, and starts the session.

Dr. Shelley

So Marcantel, it's been a couple years since our last session, has anything changed?

Marcantel

Well the time went by too fast, and I thought I'd never have to do this utter horse [BLEEP]!! Wait, what the [BLEEP] just happened?! There's that [BLEEP] again. WHAT THE [BLEEP]!!!

Confusion can describe Marcantel right about now, as he looks around the room in frustration until the Doctor finally jumps in.

Dr. Shelley

Sorry Marcantel, but the foul language isn't gonna work here. That use of language is forbidden in this room, and will never be allowed.

Marcantel

What the [BLEEP]? So I can't say any cuss words? How am I supposed to express my level of anger then? Speak like a 2nd grader?

Dr. Shelley

Unless you don't use any foul language at all. Now if you would please sit back down, so that we can start our session.

The Doctor then motions his hand out, as a way of telling Marcantel to take a seat back on the couch. Marcantel sits on the couch, just to get this [BLEEP] done.

Dr. Shelley

Now to get started, let's start off with why you're here. You are here because of your recent attitude the past season. You've trashed other companies, you've berated veterans of the wrestling community, and you've threatened the top management themselves....not a good start.

Marcantel

WHY DON'T YOU GO SUCK A [BLEEP] WITH THAT GOD [BLEEP] PIECE OF [BLEEP] YOU CALL A MOUTH YOU [BLEEP]!!! OH [BLEEP] OFF WITH THE CENSORING OR ILL COME UP THERE AND JAM A BLEEPING SOUND EFFECT UP YOUR [BLEEP]!!! Anyway, so what I've trashed almost everyone possible? It doesn't matter, and I don't give a [BLEEP]. Where is the respect that I have earned from performing all these years? So what I called out Tone White, I should be a big star like him and the others. I should be the one taking over as the face of CMV, not these new kids on the block. I mean I am one of the few people who have been here since almost the beginning. I am the original monster of CMV, I am the true veteran of CMV, and I will never leave this place until I get what I'm owed. No one's going to stop me, not even those losers on Genesis, or any other company. This is my season, no one else's. Oh and can we go to the Glammy Awards please? WHERE THE [BLEEP] AM I ON ANY OF THOSE NOMINATIONS?! NOT SUPERSTAR OF THE YEAR, OR PROMOER OF THE YEAR!! Once again even more [BLEEP]. And if HHH or Yuri think that YOU can help me, then they're mistaken because nothing will change me.

Dr. Shelley

That's it, let it all out we are making great progress. This is good. Now we can get onto the next session if you're ready?

Marcantel

Oh I'm not even close to being done yet you weird [BLEEP]. I haven't even gotten started yet.

The camera then pans away from Marcantel and the Doctor, lowering the volume of the audio before Marcantel goes on a cussing rampage more as the screen fades to black.

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by Bloody_justice Fri Jan 04, 2019 12:56 pm

LMAO DUDE GOOD PROMO

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Anger Management Session #1

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