"Sorry to spoil it...." - Matt Devious

The crowd is currently filling up the arena for Absolution, the show hasn't started yet. The crowd is loud, some random chants being said here and there, there is about 20 minutes into the show starts. The arena is almost filled up, there's some news of Devious coming out to cut a promo for the early people who showed up, he was tweeting about it, hyping it up as the first time he was allowed a mic in public!  Suddenly the lights to the arena suddenly shut off with the sound of a power outage, the crowd is booing, cheering, yelling, making a large amount of sound. 5 seconds pass, still no lights, the crowd calmed down, suddenly the crowd realized the rumors were true....

                                                                                                           
Lights come back, the crowd is making noise in a barrage of boos, as Devious walks down to the ring, a pep to his step, a smile on his face, rolls into the ring where a ref is there holding a mic, Devious rips the mic from the refs hands, he clears his throat, and raises his right hand then brings the mic to his mouth, he opens his mouth and starts singing?!

                                                                                                                                  Matt Devious:
Well it's the most wonderful time of the year! With the ring bell ringing! With everyone booing as you win the royal rumble with no cheers! It's the most wonderful time of the year! It's the hap-happiest paper view of all! Where the ref raises your arm and announces you the winner of the rumble! It's the most wonderful time of the year!


The crowd erupts, it's  filled with boos, laughs, and even some cheers, but everyone is wondering, why did he just sing a song about the royal rumble to the beat of "It's the Most Wonderful Time Of The Year"?

                                                                                                     Matt Devious:
Don't you just love the royal rumble? Filled with excitement, surprise, and shocking events! But I'm happy to let you know I'm about to spoil and ruin all of that! The winner of the royal rumble is going to be me, and here's why! Well first off, part one of the plan was a success, I beat Suraci, I beat Suraci again, I beat some idiots with facial hair, for some reason they don't shave, and I'm pretty sure I beat Suraci a third time! You heard about me being on this five or something winning streak, you heard about me tapping out your heroes with the move I love oh so much, the chicken wing, the "Salt Upon Wounds"


 The crowd erupts again as Devious takes a small break from the mic, smiling to the crowd while the now even more filled arena show Devious how much they hate him with a arena filled with boos!

                                                                                                                            Matt Devious:
The second reason why I'm gonna win is because I'm not Suraci, if you're him you just aren't gonna win anything. Reason three is that I'm way smarter then these idiots here, I'm not coming out here to say "I'm gonna eliminate everyone" then flex, no cause I'm not a idiot like most of the faces and most of the heels here. I'm just here to tell you the truth and say I'll out smart everyone in the match, I can't be DQed which means I can hit them where they hurt even more, I can rake their eyes, I can do all of that beautiful stuff!  Don't worry, I'm going to have a blast while doing it. Reason four is that I'm one of the baddest men on this whole god damned planet, you saw me and what I did easily, I won a three man tag team match BY MYSELF, I beat former champions,and keep in mind I'm still in my first 100 days, I can kick the ass of anyone in this match and all of you know it!

                                                     The crowd boos even harder, the sarcastic smile on the face of Matt now fades to a serious stare,The crowd can be heard chanting loudly.
                                                                                                                                        SCREW YOU MATT!

                                                                                                                                 Matt Devious:
The fifth reason is the reason all of you idiots need to remember, every single weakness that everyone has every single possibility,I planned all of this out, I know the outcome and the outcome is me walking out of here the winner of the royal rumble, then you idiots can know that I am the one you should all fear!


                                                                                                  Devious slides out of the ring and walks out to his entrance theme.

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