Concert for Tables

We return to the concert hall, where we last saw our hero. The Ted is tied up to a chair, with a blindfold on. All kinds of noises occur around him, people are walking, setting up tables, moving chairs. Eventually one person’s footsteps get louder and closer to The Ted. This person circles the chair, without saying a single word. The Ted gets hit with a sudden punch, which rocks him back a little, before the person removes the CMV star’s blindfold. Ted finally looks at the surrounding area, the main room of the concert hall. He is on top of the stage, with a multitude of tables set where the crowd would be, where he dropped Post Malone a week ago. A bunch of hench people watch on, sitting on chairs in the stage, as their apparent leader is in front of Ted. This leader looks to be about 6’3, 3 inches smaller than The Ted, with a lot less muscle. He has a short, bleached, hair cut, with a pink t-shirt. Looks pretty rough.

The Ted phased out in the middle of Kelly’s phrase. His voice is pretty annoying. Regardless, the former United States Champion was scouting the concert hall, checking to see how hard it’d be to escape. About 18 hench people were around the two “celebrities”, none of them armed or anything. They’re not monsters. All those hench people seemed pretty weak compared to a physical specimen like The Ted. The tape holding Ted’s hands behind the chair could be pretty easy to break, just like the one in his legs right now. But The Ted decided to wait. Why not entertain this guy? Oh, now he’s waiting for a response for whatever he said.

The Ted soaks in that challenge. Leaving CMV forever would be a lot for him, but he’s almost done that himself in the past few weeks. Machine Gun Kelly is no match for any true wrestler, especially not a wrestler like The Ted. Why not take this challenge up? More eyes will go on The Ted, since this guy is apparently pretty famous. The Ted has an opportunity to make someone look stupid inside the ring. And, most importantly, The Ted will have a match at Ascendance. He’s made up his mind. Ted breaks the tape holding his feet together and stands up, chair behind his back, as he looks down on Kelly.

The Ted gets free from the chair and drops it to the ground, grabbing Machine Gun Kelly in a fireman’s carry hold after doing so. The hench people rise to their feet and rush at the two celebrities, and Ted realizes he can’t take all those people on at once. So what does he do? The Ted WITH A SAMOAN DROP, SENDING HIMSELF AND MACHINE GUN KELLY THROUGH THE TABLES SET IN THE PIT!!! The Hench People rush out of the stage to tend to their “leader”, as Ted slowly rolls out of the way, trying to not get noticed, before getting out of the concert hall. How will this match look at Ascendance? We can only imagine.