LugerPerfect Excuse

As Genesis rolls on, Mac Thompson is seen entering the companies official gym within the building, to spot Bob Luger planking in the corner with his iPhone stopwatch on beside him that reads, 01:34:32.

Mac Thompson
Uh sorry, didn't know you where busy...

Bob looks over staying in position.

Bob Luger
Oh no no, you're fine buddy. Talk to me.

Mac Thompson
Um, I just wanted to get your thoughts on not being booked this week and having to sit on the sidelines. Do you think it's because you lost to Parker last wee...

Bob Luger
I think you're getting me confused with someone else buddy. I have only had one match here in CMV. I went one on one with the phenomenal Aleksander Bannon. And I defeated him using my LugerPerfect techniques.

Mac Thompson
You had a match....last week. And you lost. You lost the week before as well.

Bob stops with the plank, checking his time before standing up to reveal no redness in the face nor an ounce of sweat.

Bob Luger
I don't recall. And I am pretty sure I would know if I was in a match. The past two weeks I've been pushing my workouts into overdrive. Pushing my psychical capabilities to their limits just to make new and higher limits. And when I get to my second match, I have no doubt that i'll keep up the streak and build something larger than life. Just like my father.

Mac Thompson
So what is your ultimate goal then?

Bob Luger
To reach legendary status. It's what i'm here in the gym for right now. Because you see, I am a strong believer in myself. You don't see that every day. Somebody believing in their self. It's so hard because others allow the views shining on them by somebody else lower their confidence which is a very important part in becoming something big. Larger than life. I believe in myself. I am the greatest wrestler on the roster. It's just unknown. Which is why the journey will be tough, and the nights will be long. But Bob Luger, son of Lex Luger, will rock this world. You better believe it Mac Daddy. Tell Jenny Thompson I said hi.

He said with a smile on his face before patting him on the shoulder and heading out. But then as if he forgot something he stopped.

Bob Luger
I got a few more hours left in me. Mac Thompson, if you don't mind, i'd like to get back to work.

Mac Thompson
Uh...yes of course.

He smiled, grabbing some free weights as the camera fades.

Notes: Imagine Bob Luger talking like Chris Traeger from parks and rec.