Royal with Cheese

by DullChameleon Mon May 02, 2016 10:54 pm

Coming back from commercial, we see Shanaz Andoni sitting on a throne by a pool. He is drinking a Mr. Pib and eating sliced cheese.

Oh lords and ladies, Shanaz have lightest gold belt ever exist and now, Shanaz big happy member of Rumbling Royal winner club. Once year many star supers try to win race to not jump over rope, and this year Shanaz defeat lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of other big hairy giants and little knobbly Goblins to be winner of not fall over rope challenge. So, what next Shanaz? say TMZ and ZTM and MTZ and GNR and MIA and SIA and CMV, and Shanaz say he ready for #TrendingWorldWide Heavy championship. Shanaz win both light and heavy belts and put them on scale and be amazed at difference but also happy at being second double time champion. So everybody excite and excited and excitest for Shanaz super title reign. Step 1, get new car. Step 2, make Royal Rumble winner album, 3 step, win lovely more belt and raise over shoulder next week. Hear that Milky Cow? Shanaz cash in bankmoney champ time next Monday. Tadaa!

Shanaz claps his hand as if he's finished speaking. However, before the camera fades away a man dressed in a chicken costume is seen whispering in Shanaz's ear. Shanaz is visibly bothered by whatever is being said.

What what what? Shanaz friend Chicken Little Birdy just tell Shanaz that not falling over rope doesn't mean Shanaz win championship possible. Shanaz told it was just fun little match to whet appetite of fans. Shanaz enjoy appetize at Applebee's when it endless food and can have many cheese sticks and stuffed potatoes, but Shanaz angry that win mean nothing. Shanaz make it mean. So, Shanaz decree that since he won fun little happy dance match over top rope jump, he be last person from behind curtain at real rumble fumble. So, now everyone know Shanaz be waiting in wings of dove with clever glasses and waxed moustache and every one else be tremble femble and scared of Shanaz. Happy day.

The camera fades away from that silliness