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Post by Tim Thu Aug 11, 2016 8:31 pm

After the spectacular pyro opening for Genesis #51, the titantron goes right in the next segment. The crowd looks up to it to see what's happening. A shot begins focusing on new prospect, Shiloh Gray. Next to him is the Hillbilly Nation's Favorite Son, Rex Carter.

Rex Carter
HI!

Shiloh Gray
Are... Are you saying that to me or to the camera?

Rex Carter
PLAY!

The crowd from the arena can be heard laughing at their favorite hick.

Shiloh Gray
What?

Rex Carter
Sorry, I was thinking about supper. So, Sheelo.

Shiloh Gray
SHI-loh.

Rex Carter
That's what I said, Sheelo.

Again the audience laughs.

Shiloh Gray
Um...

Rex Carter sits in silence, staring at the camera, a hopeful look on his face. Shiloh looks at Rex, then to the camera, then to Rex again.

Shiloh Gray
Mr. Carter?

Rex Carter
OH! The interview! So Sheelo, how do you feel about wrestling that fucking terrorist, Mike Miles?

Shiloh Gray
Oh... Well... If I may?

Rex Carter
Yup.

Shiloh Gray
I find it funny that Chris Andrews attacks me and then cowardly hides behind his Foreign Henchmen.

Rex Carter
How is that funny?

Shiloh Gray
It... It was a figure--

Rex Carter
I mean, I'm not laughing. Are you laughing?

Shiloh Gray
...

Rex Carter
Sorry, go ahead.

Shiloh Gray
I was just saying that it's pathetic that he starts something he doesn't wanna see through to the end.

Rex Carter
Yeah what a pussy. Dood, he ain't even good.

Shiloh Gray
Oh, have you wrestled him?

Rex Carter
Uh... Yes?

Shiloh Gray
Any tips for me?

Rex Carter
Well that's all the time we got today, A-Huh. This is Rex Carter signing out!

Shiloh Gray
And Shilo--

Before Shiloh can finish his sentence, the titatontron fades to black and the entire arena erupts into laughter.

Mr. Dashing
Oooooh, everybody loves good ol' Rex.
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Post by Batman Fri Aug 12, 2016 1:24 am

10/10 Timmy boy. Fucking love your promos. You made me laugh with Rex's witty replies. Makes me think of me.

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