Battle Scars MITB Podcast

On the eve of Battle Scars the podcast for the Money in the Bank participants starts and they're all sitting down waiting for questions from the CMV universe. The first question goes to big Azhole himself.

Fan: Excuse me, Mr. Azreal I have a question. So your the International champion, what happens if you win the MITB, cash in on the current major title, then have both belts? Don't you worry about having to compete twice in one night.?

Before Azreal can respond everyone sees Parker mysteriously run around the superstars and to the back, for some reason.

Azreal: Dumbass, anyway to answer your question....no I don't care if I have one belt or two belts. That's not what matters, what matters is the MITB match tomorrow night which I will win. Now don't get me wrong it will be a tough match for me, I mean we got the longest reigning Anarchy Champion Jacob Ziegler, we got the man that everybody loves Tim Lafave, the big man Duo Maxwell, the man who kicked that hillbilly Billy Weavers ass Nick Blake, and well Elijah Stewart. I mean now that I look at it this is an All Star Ladder Match.

The crowd cheers from that comment but as long as Azreal is on the mic there's still boos everywhere to be heard.

Another fan asks a question

Fan #2: So Azreal last week Tim stated that no matter which brand you or him is on he wants a rematch clause for the International title. Will you accept it if you both are on seperate brands?

Azreal:.............Yes. The fact of the matter is that everyone deserves a second chance, and Tim deserves another shot because frankly each brand will need at least one strong champion, and whether it be me or Tim as champion, that brand will actually have a champion that matters. Now I'm done answering these dumb questions.

After that the fans then started calling out random names for a superstar to call on.

(Open to Ziegler, Duo, Elijah, Blake, or Tim)

The next question heard above everyone else is directed towards the former Anarchy champion.

Fan #3: Jacob after a brutal ironman match this past Fusion against Sushi-X which you snatched a win at the very end, how are you feeling heading into the money in the bank match against these other five competitors here? Are you at 100%?

Ziegler: Snatched? The fuck is this? Na screw you, next question.

The poor fan doesn't quite know how to respond and there's an awkward pause before the man sits down and a new question is asked.

(Open to the others)

As the two rivals refuse to budge, it's Elijah Stewart who now speaks up, rising from his chair and approaching both Duo and Blake, placing a hand on both of their shoulders.

Stewart
Guys! GUYS!!! Hey, just . . . Feel the good vibes, man!

Without even a moment's hesitation, The God of Death and Mr. Blake both rock Elijah with a quick jab to the jaw, knocking him unconscious! The two then turn on each other, exploding into a flurry of punches, provoking Tim LaFave to hop out of his seat, being the guy that he is, he wants to seperate his future opponents. But as he goes to break things up, Azreal launches at him, blasting him in the back with the International title! Meanwhile, as Ziegler simply watches on whilst enjoying his Snickers, Duo Maxwell gets the upperhand on Nick and lifts him high up into the air by his throat, sending him crashing down through the table, laptops, water bottles and more flying everywhere!!! But before the big man can admire his handywork, Big Azzhole spins him around and delivers a nasty superkick straight to the towering behemoth's jaw, causing him to collapse with earthquake like ripples shaking the room. The BOA smiles cockily, thinking that he's won the brawl, but . . . BAM! He turns around straight into an even NASTIER superkick compliments of The Scotsman!!! Ziegler sighs, turning towards the fans and slightly bowing before tossing his Snickers wrapper down onto Azreal's lifeless body and leaving his five Money in The Bank cohorts to enjoy their naps . . .

Fake. Azreal could never reach Duo's head.