Food Colouring

by Topher Mod Fri Sep 23, 2016 6:30 pm

After Joey Bacon ends the winning streak of Furious Frank, he heads backstage….

Mac : What happened…. Where am I…. Last thing I remember was something about Pizza….. I can’t move, think i'm paralyzed, for the love of god is anyone going to help me…..ANYONE…

Lisa : I’m Lisa Evans reporting backstage and as we just saw Big Ham Joey Bacon with an impressive win in this battle of the behemoths…. Any second now Joey Bacon should be here , yes here he is the Big Ham…. Hey Joey over here, may I get a few words.

Bacon : Sure, hope you don’t mind the sweat and grease.

Lisa : I’m sure I’ll be fine, but as we all just witnessed you ended the winning streak of Furi….

Bacon : STEAK? Did you say Steak…..Hmmmmmmm that does sound nice.

Lisa : Ha, no Bacon I said STREAK not STEAK.

Bacon : Awww, ok, But if there is steak, let me know.

Lisa : Umm Sure…. But as I was saying you ended the winning STREAK of Furious Frank, A guy who is in the elimination Chamber, your thoughts please.

Bacon : Well once that bell rings, it’s dinner time, anyone in my way, I’ll eat them up and spit them out. He put up a good fight, but The Belly too big for Telly showed the whole universe what Bacon is all about.

Lisa : Some may say you used dirty tactics….

Bacon : Dirty…. Me….never…. Just because I have a few grease spots and the sweating is none stop and I smell a bit funny. But as far as my finishing move goes, it’s just a bit of FOOD COLOURING. Ain’t like I bashed him over the head with a steel chair or anything. I beat him fair and square, the move ain’t illegal. Nasty yes…Illegal no. If you can't handle the heat get out of the kitchen, unless you’re making good ol’ Joey Bacon a snack……and by snack I mean a 5 course meal.

Lisa : Hungry much?

Bacon : I’m always hungry Lisa. Just waiting for my next meal.

Lisa : Well congratulations on your win, keep it up and you’ll go far I’m sure.

Bacon : Thanks Lisa.

Lisa : So tell me and the Universe what brought you to CMV?

Bacon : Well like I said I’m always hungry….. But it was down to 1 guy in the front row who would constantly scream WE……WANT…….BACON. He made this possible, now everyone has Bacon. Lets see if CMV can fill my appetite for success.

Lisa : OK Thank you for your time Joey Bacon, back to you at ringside Dashing.

Mac : WELP…………….why is no one helping me, AAAHHHH the pain.