Fish Food!!!

by Topher Mod Thu Sep 07, 2017 7:13 pm

We come back from commercial break where Lisa awaits her cue for her backstage segment…

Lisa Evans : Ladies and Gentlemen my guest at this time, a former 2x light heavyweight champion, The Human Fish himself….. El Jefe.

The master of the fish dick appears on screen next to Lisa as the fans from inside the area can be heard cheering.

EJ : Ola lay Lisa, can you hear that mamacita, the energy, the excitement, my fishies are hyped tonight.

Lisa : Indeed they are, but tonight you finally get your hands on a bully in Ushio Takato…Last week after your match he brutally attacked you, going after your mask and face and it’s well documented on the tragedy you suffered only a year or so ago in that horrible car crash but Ushio showed no mercy as he was stomping and ripping at your mask, your thoughts please…

EJ : Hey I’m no stranger to attacks, I mean I have a connection with each and everyone of my fishies, but last week Ushio went after a defenceless little girl essa… He tore up a sign she worked hard on, made her cry too. I mean I can handle myself just fine in this ring, I have no problem bringing the fight to bullies, But you want to go after my fishies, NO ESSA…. You have an issue with me, you come to me not them…. I’ve handled bullies since day one, Bryce Hurt and The big man himself Tito, they may have had won many battles…But at Ascendance I won the war with a little help from Captain America…. So you see Ushio, I’m not afraid of you and tonight when I defeat you in our qualifier, I’ll be the one going into Money in the Bank and when I do…. I’ll walk out as Mr Money in the Bank….Arribbbbaaaaaa!!!!!

El Jefe turns and walks straight into Big Ham Joey Bacon…. El Jefe looks up and takes a gulp as The Baconator just stares down at El Jefe…..When all of a sudden Bacon smiles and pats the little fish on the back.

Bacon : Go gettem Fishy...

El Jefe yells ARRRIBBAAAA once again as he jumps up and down and walks off as his match is coming up soon..

Lisa : Joey Bacon…. Nice to see you here, it’s been awhile.

Bacon : Too long Lisa, too long….. But The Baconator is back.

Lisa : Tell us what have you been doing?

Bacon : Well Lisa, I’m known around the world as one of The Biggest men in professional wrestling….I’m also known to have dominated the Tag scene in other promotions….Yes I was NASTY…. But lately I’ve been looking for a new CMV tag team partner and unlike my former tag team partner who attacked me over the last slice of pizza…. Well I’ve decided I don’t need someone who’s the same size as me, I need someone fast, athletic, someone who has a heart of gold… So I’ve been teaming up with guys like Super Gato…El Guerrero Furioso…. sure we’ve had success but I’m still looking for that special unique little someone you know….let’s just say I’ll be keeping a close eye on El Jefe’s match….. Arribaa hahaha.

Lisa : Looks like things could be heating up in the tag division real soon, back to you at ringside Dashing.