Calling Matts Knights

Hey son could you do me a favor go play with your friends while I make a special phone call to some friends of mine from CMV ok?

Ok dad Love you.

Hey is this KAC? It is hey it Justice yeah ok here's the address if you get here early that's cool I have some beers here if you would like some heck I even have the $200 in cash for you'll. Ok see you'll in a bit.

(Open to KAC)

Sal Cubas

"Thank you Mr...  Justice, I think?  Yeah, I remember you from earlier.  If you're serious about paying us 200$, I'm sure we'll be able to come.  Just be sure no highly flammable materials or sharp objects are involved, for both Lenny's sake and the sakes of the children attending.  Also, due to the last party he attended, Matthew won't attend your son's party, as we don't want to cause any issues with your family or local authorities.  And, between you and me, Matt's a giant asshole, and your kid shouldn't have to deal with him."

King Matt

"WHAT WAS THAT SAL?!!"

(He says as he suddenly jumps out of a nearby room)

Sal Cubas

"I was... just stating that they'll have to place their own candy in the piñata for when someone creates a giant ass hole."

King Matt

"TO ME, IT SEEMS THEY SHOULD UNDERSTAND SOMETHING AS BASIC AS THAT ALREADY!!!"

Sal Cubas

"Well, some people can be well...  weak minded.  Take Mr. Duncan Devon for example."

King Matt

"HMM!!!  THE VERY NAME MAKES MY BLOOD TURN INTO FIRE THAT BURNS MY VERY SOUL!!!  HOWEVER, YOU ARE CORRECT, AS SIMPLETONS DO KNOW NOTHING!!!  VERY WELL SAL, CARRY ON!!!  ALSO, WHO IS IT THAT YOU'RE SCEDULING THIS APPOINTMENT OF JOY AND FUNTIME WITH ANYHOW?!!  YOUR KING DEMANDS TO KNOW!!!"

Sal Cubas

"Ah, it's...  it's...  AH, it is Mr. Scott Graham, your majesty.  His son just turned 6, and he wishes to see us perform for his child, as another favor for the continued financial and legal support of HIS father, Marcus."

King Matt

"AH YES, SIR MARCUS GRAHAM!!!  A TRUE NOBLEMAN HE IS!!!  AND GOOD AT MAKING ME UNDERSTAND WHY I NEED TO "COMPRIMISE" EVEN IF HE IS STILL IN GRAVE NEED TO LOSE SOME OF THAT INCREDIBLY LARGE WEIGHT, I RESPECT THE MAN FOR HIS SHEER INTELLIGENCE!!!  VERY WELL, SEND MY REGARDS TO SIR GRAHAM!!!  I'M OFF TO THINK OF PLANS FOR MY CORONATION CEREMONY AT POINT BREAK!!!"

(King Matt jumps out the window of the apartment building, falling maybe 2 or 3 stories into a garbage truck)

Sal Cubas

"Yeeeeeeah...  uh...  So is it alright if we come at 2:00?"

Don't worry about it and I was serious about the $200 and 2:00 is ok and when you get to the forest you will see a guy standing in the front tell him that you are the special guest and don't worry about sharp objects the only thing shard are the branches on the trees and call me bj Mr. Justice was my father. See you'll at 2.

Hey boss there is a mr.Sal and a mr.Lenny here for Juniors Birthday do you know them.

Yeah I know them I hired them let me get in the car I'll be there in a second.

After putting on his shoes he tells the kids he will be right back. After 5 minutes he arises at the gate and sees them in a party van and he let's them through and once they get to the house it's 5 minutes until the party.

Ok here's the $200 for you'll being here and here's another  $200 for the gas also here's $100 for the figures to be signed. Thank you'll very much.

(Open to KAC)