"Honey how was work?" "WHO ME??" (Series)

It's 10 AM and everybody dragged their lifeless bodies through the front door in desperate need of a pick me up to get their day started. The line piled up as the man behind the counter greets the first customer.

Rex Carter
Wut

Customer 1
Uh hi, i'd like a Triple, Venti, Half Sweet, Non-Fat, Caramel Macchiato.

Rex looks at him for a moment before finally yelling out.

Rex Carter
One coffee!

Customer 1
What? No I said a Triple....

Rex Carter
Huh?

Rex's boss steps in.

Leo
Is there a problem here?

Rex Carter
Yeah it's 10 AM and I ain't drunk yet.

Customer 1
I wanted a Triple, Venti, Half Sweet, Non-Fat, Caramel Macchiato and you just blurted out I wanted a coffee.

Leo
I'll get right on that. If you could just move aside sir it'll be ready in a minute.

Leo goes to make the man's drink as he moves aside for the next customer.

Customer 2
Yo, lemme get a coffee.

Rex Carter
One Triple, Hentai, Calf Sweet, Non-Fat, Caramel Marshmallow!!

The customer looks confused but shrugs it off, seeing as how he's too tired to fight. Next in line is four college girls, all showing visible signs of a hang over.

Customer 3
Hi i'd like one Iced, Half Caff, Ristretto, Venti, 4-Pump, Sugar Free, Cinnamon, Dolce Soy Skinny Latte. One Grande Chai Tea Latte, 3 Pump, Skim Milk, Lite Water, No Foam, Extra Hot. One Grande, Iced, Sugar-Free, Vanilla Latte With Soy Milk. And one 2/3 caff triple ristretto affogato venti, 2 pump mango 1 pump classic, 2%, mango to the second line, 3 scoops protein, 3 scoops berries, 2 scoop matcha, add banana, double blended, with whip, caramel drizzle, salted caramel topping, vanilla bean frappuccino.

Rex Carter
Four coffees!

Customer 3
What?? I better not have to repeat that order sir, I am not in the mood.

Leo hands the first two orders to the first two customers before chiming in.

Leo
I got it ladies, please step aside.

Rex Carter
Hey Leo how come they ain't givin me no money?

Leo
They pay for it over here Rex.

Leo rushes to get the drinks done while Rex turns away from his customers.

Rex Carter
How the hell am I pose to get paid?

Leo ignores Rex as somebody behind him pokes him on the shoulder.

Customer 4
Excuse me, can I have a plain bagel please?

Rex scoffs at the lady and turns around to grab the bagel. He looks over at Leo not paying attention and sticks a few in his pants for later before turning around and handing it to her.

Customer 4
Aren't you gonna cook it?

Rex Carter
NEXT!

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It's 12 PM and they are undergoing the lunch rush as Leo struggles to cover all the orders. Rex however seems to be getting the hang of things despite it being so busy.

Rex Carter
Here's ur sandwich.

He hands the sandwich to the man instead of tossing it, making Leo smile at his progress.

Leo
Yes sir that'll be $4.03.

The man hands a 20 to him and he hands him back the change.

Rex Carter
Hey Leo u think this coffee machine is messed up?

Leo turns around to see Rex holding the machine in his hands! Hot coffee running down his apron.

Leo
Rex what are you doing!

Rex Carter
Asking you if this is broke.

Leo rushes to snatch it from Rex's hands. The coffee now spilling on his shoes as he sets it down carefully and plugs it back into the outlet..

Leo
Go to the back and grab those fresh scones from the oven.

Leo shakes his head and begins taking orders.

Customer 34
Uh yeah can I get a decaf?

Leo
Coming right up.

Leo fixes the drink and hands it to the guy before messing with his apron and going back to his spot to greet the next customer.

Rex Carter
Hi can I get a cheeseburger with no lettuce and extra cheese. Go easy on the onions and grab me a beer I just drank my last one.

Leo is fuming.

Leo
Rex, go get those scones or you're fired!

Rex Carter
You gonna burn me just cuz I wanna take a lunch break.

Random Guy
Hey buddy, get out of the way.

Rex Carter
Shut up.

The guy turns Rex around and punches him in the mouth. Rex looks up with his now busted lip.

Rex Carter
Oh!

Rex punches the guy upside the head then hits him with a big boot all while Leo and multiple customers call the police. He then picks the guy up and Rex Plex's him through the glass door, sending him flying out the building

Leo
Rex get out you're fired!

People are screaming and hollering as Rex simply walks to the back, grabs the now very burnt scones out of the oven and eats one, with the smoke oozing out of his nose.

Rex Carter
DOOD THESE AIN'T EVEN GOOD!

Black smoke makes its way out his mouth causing him to giggle, completely oblivious to the trouble he's in as police arrive very quickly to escort him out of the building in handcuffs.

Rex Carter
Hey can yall tell Salami Islam that imma be late to our match tonight?

The police ignore him as they then drive off with him in the backseat.