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Post by HellishxHades Sat Sep 30, 2017 6:08 pm

As Genesis comes back from commercial break, we see Tyson Cage standing in the back staring at himself in a mirror. When he realizes that he is being filmed.

Tyson Cage: Amazing isn't it. This facial hair. No one seen anything like it before. Since it would be unfair for me to keep my secrets from the world I am gonna be providing you all with some tips on how you can look this dashing. 

He turns back to the mirror and he smirks at himself. Then he pulls out a pair of scissors, and he holds them in front of him where the camera can see them in the reflection of the mirror. 

Now, Today I will be showing you ugos how you can keep your hair this, well, Dashing without spending a ton of money at a barber shop.  First you must own a nice pair of scissors, like these Tailors which you can buy for the low prices of $221.99.

Next, you are gonna want to trim your hair, about an inch from the tip of each strain. Like so, if you don't have hair as perfect as mine, don't lie to yourself,  you don't, you will have to go to a professional, not some low end barber shop that you usually go to. You will need to go to Dr. Forenzo's Barber shop, and ask for the Tyson Special, about $200 dollars for the whole special. Trust me, it's worth it.

Finally for today, I need you ugos to know, that no matter what you do, you will never be as Dashing as me.

Tyson stares at himself in the mirror as the camera fades out and we are at ringside with Mr. Dashing attempting Tyson Cage's Dashing Tips.

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Post by Mr. Dashing Sun Oct 01, 2017 4:20 am

Using this Cody persona to get that push

It's working

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