Taking Care of Business

by **Mr. Dashing** Sat Nov 04, 2017 10:34 pm

Slate
On the count of three, we go!

Borton
Wait, like one, two, three, GO, or one, two three!

Slate
I said on the count of three, not on go.

Borton
Ok, so we go on GO?

Slate
NO, don't GO on GO!

Borton
So when then?

Slate
On THREE!!!

Borton
Oh, OH, okay, got it!

Slate
Jesus, alright, ready? One, two, thr-

The door swings open and Freddy Osbourne stands with a vanilla ice cream cone in his hand, a happy expression on his face.

Freddy
Hi! Y'all wanna play Mario Kart?

Slate
GO!

Xander charges Osbourne and tackles him to the ground, his cone flying up into the air and landing right on top of Freddy's Xbox One S. Slate mounts one-half of the CMV World Tag Team champions and props up his head with his left hand while pounding The White Rabbit's face in with his right. A river of blood pours down the unexpected Freddy's face as The OG Dirty Heel just keeps on laying into him, until finally needing a break and turning to see Borton still out in the hallway, just watching.

Slate
Dude, what the hell?

Borton
You said that we weren't supposed to go on go.

Slate
GET OVER HERE!!!

The Milk Man rushes over and allows Xander to rest while he continues the onslaught, lifting Osbourne's limp body up and then slamming him back-first into the entertainment system, knocking down what seems to be six or seven empty Mountain Dew bottles.

Slate
Okay, let's finish this idiot off and go grab a bite to eat.

Freddy lies face-up above the table that holds his precious gaming systems and forty-six inch television that he and Smiley pitched in their Christmas money to buy together.

Slate
Do it.

Borton goes behind the t.v. and with a huff pushes the massive electronic right down on top of Freddy!!! With The White Rabbit squashed like a bug, Xander nods to his good brother and the two make their exit.

-----The Next Day-----

Luger
We did it boys, that Clean Slate match is as good as won!!!

-----Later on That Night-----

-----The Next Morning-----

Luger
Fuck.