An Apology for King Matt

Believe me, when you make the worst caws in CMV, you figure it out pretty quick.  

Let's start with appearance.  Entrance wise is pretty ok in my opinion, if a bit generic, using clothes without customization aside from making it fucking glow.  Now the in-ring attire is a mess.  There is nothing in his attire that would give you an impression of who this guy is, aside from his mental instability perhaps.  His attire is still nothing but FUCKING RAINBOWS!!!  Even I know that being a joke caw is no excuse for such a horrible attire.  Hell, his hair makes him look like another jobber down the street!  The ONLY unique thing about him is his small frame, and I while I'll keep that trait, anorexia isn't a personality alone.  Even ridiculous caws like El Jefe have SOMETHING in their attire that distinguishes them, not just rainbows and boneless bodies.

Hell, I couldn't even make an entrance without making it painfully long.  I mean, the thought never seemed to come to me that nobody in the CMV staff would let him use a ppv entrance regularly to begin with.  Ah well, another thing about King Matt that makes Batman facepalm.

Now, while I would like to discuss my numerous other mistakes and caws, this is about roasting King Matt, not Scotty Graham.  (if you get that reference, I apologize for my sins)

Truth be told, this isn't meant to start something or change how I do things, except perhaps change how I make caws, if I can help it.  Starting with the fucking rainbows.  

Now, what I believe you clicked on this to see was to read my true reaction to what happened on Fusion #121 between BJ and King Matt.  See, there were no hacks, alterations, rule-breaking, or any logical shit to explain what happened.  Shit, I'm still laughing at that match, listening to dumb shit like this while watching the chat go from joking about Matt togoing moderately apeshit over trying to expose his fraud.



To be honest, I have absoloutley no fucking idea what happened.  Even if I HAD decided to make Matt a one match caw, and set his pin escape to 100, well... even those guys don't kick out of 6 fins.  My guess is it was a one time mindfuck moment, a lightning in a bottle kinda mess.  We obviously won't know until his next singles match.  If it happens again...  Well...

Truth be told, this isn't the first time I've gotten into a shit-stained situation like this.  Although in this case, it wasn't an Ovr 100 IU, and this time it was over pinfalls instead of reversals.  At least I know I won't have to narrowly avoid a ban in CMV over this misunderstanding.  And yes, I hope to figure out while I'm making a new attire what in the name of Swag Daddy-sized Boone Juice happened.  I'm pretty sure it has nothing to do with stats. (unless Dashing decided to troll Jrod)

I'm honestly sorry to Jrod for having him deal with his caw losing because of this mess.  And I've realized what'll happen if King Matt, one of the worst designed caws in CMV, gets his rainbow fingers to keep this glitch, and bury everyone on the roster.  While I'll admit it'd be funny, I also realize that he has no business being that good.

Let's just hope he doesn't win the rumble.  Let's just hope.  I still want him in there because "ROYAL RUMBLE" but I don't think he should win.  Luckily, I doubt he will.

Hey no problem on my half just wanting to build a good story line king Matt is a pretty cool caw in my opinio

Lol, dont worry man, people were just salty, there was 0 chance of you getting banned. As for that match, I couldnt stop laughing 10/10.

I was shocked as everyone else but it is pretty funny

Legit, I wouldn't ban you unless you had done something truly wrong. It was mostly banter on my end, because normally CAWs that kick out of 6 fins are usually High OVRs/Pin Escapes or in one of those long-ass matches for titles here.

You did nothing wrong and I admit to having been slightly toxic when it happened. I would certainly like to see more out of you.

2k18 is a buggy mess. Sub Fins are insanely overpowered to the point where everyone now has one. 96 OVR Caws are becoming jobbers for 89 OVR Caws. And Shanaz is still one of the biggest buryers in on Fusion (This dude ruined Daemion's streak).

CMV is a weird place. and WWE2k18 is a shite mess. And honestly, that adds charm and unpredictability.

Can you 100% tell me how you feel about Paul Divine in the same manner you told us how you really feel about King Matt.

edgy shitbag wrote:Can you 100% tell me how you feel about Paul Divine in the same manner you told us how you really feel about King Matt.

Not until we get Hastings vs Divine for the Undisputed Championship.

Wait a sec who threaten to ban jrod, and why? He does nothing bad.

King Matt is still better than Josh Wolf so you’re good bro. I’ll try not to face palm so much.

HOLD THE FUCKING FRONT DOOR

Noah wrote: Even ridiculous caws like El Jefe

WHAT?

Solaris Arc wrote:Legit, I wouldn't ban you unless you had done something truly wrong. It was mostly banter on my end, because normally CAWs that kick out of 6 fins are usually High OVRs/Pin Escapes or in one of those long-ass matches for titles here.

You did nothing wrong and I admit to having been slightly toxic when it happened. I would certainly like to see more out of you.

2k18 is a buggy mess. Sub Fins are insanely overpowered to the point where everyone now has one. 96 OVR Caws are becoming jobbers for 89 OVR Caws. And Shanaz is still one of the biggest buryers in on Fusion (This dude ruined Daemion's streak).

CMV is a weird place. and WWE2k18 is a shite mess. And honestly, that adds charm and unpredictability.

Tell me about it, Kent tapped out in a few seconds from one move.

Workaholic wrote:King Matt is still better than Josh Wolf so you’re good bro. I’ll try not to face palm so much.

I don't like your tone,  buckaroo.