My GRAND DEBUT1

by Batman Fri Jul 13, 2018 8:21 pm

As NGW returns from commercial break, we see Eddie Larson inside the ring, grinning ear to ear with a red studded microphone in his hand.

Eddie Larson
Ladies and Gents! Join me in celebrating.....ME!

He holds his arms out and raises his head up, taking in the make believe cheers when in reality he's getting hardly a reaction at all besides the few who care enough to boo.

Eddie Larson
I SAID....JOIN ME IN CELEBRATING ME YOU DOOFUSES!

This triggers the crowd to a wave of boos.

Eddie Larson
Oh here we go, boo the best thing going on this show. You won't be booing for long, once you actually see me in action you'll all be AMAZED by my talents!

Some fucking hot Guy In The Front Row
You already debuted! Boo you suck!

Eddie Larson
HECKLER ALERT!

He grabs the whistle around his neck and blows it before walking over to the ropes and pointing at the man.

Eddie Larson
Hey you big, fucking hot DOOFUS, don't heckle me! I have a VERY interesting announcement so shut your mouth, eat your popcorn and LISTEN!

He walks back to the center before cringing at the sound of the mans voice again.

Some fucking hot Guy In The Front Row
LOSER! LOSER! LOSER!

Eddie Larson
Yeah i'm the 46 year old man weighing 400 pounds with a Jade Dynamite shirt that could cover my car. I'm defiantly the loser here! Now shut up! As I was saying before I was HECKLED-

Some fucking hot Guy In The Front Row
NOBODY LIKES YOU! NOBODY LIKES YOU! NOBODY LIKES YOU!

Eddie Larson
I'm just...i'm just gonna talk over him. ANYWAYS! I am here to announce my official debut date. For the first time EVER in CMV, we will bare witness to the SHINIEST STAR OF EM ALL when I step into this ring for a match at NGW DEPARTURE!

He loses his smile when he gets no reaction.

Eddie Larson
If I was you guys i'd be jumping up and down pulling my hair out. That's BIG!

Some fucking hot Guy In The Front Row
NOBODY LIKES YOU! NOBODY LIKES YOU! NOBODY LIKES YOU!

Eddie Larson
Who will muster the courage to step in the ring with me? Who will be the FIRST victim to the LARSONIST??? Because i'm burning the wrestling world to the ground and building my legacy on the ashes! SO WHO IN THE WORLD WANTS TO BE THE FIRST TO BURN??????

[open to Dashing]