Who is Mike Kersh?

*Mike Kersh is walking around the CMV building eating an Almond Joy*

Mike Kersh-Holy cow this is good.

Camera man-KERSH! YOU'RE 5 MINUETS LATE!!

Mike Kersh-For what?

Camera man-For your interview.

Mike Kersh-Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

*Mike Kersh and the camera man rush to the interview room and the camera man throws away his Almond Joy*

Mike Kersh-Bro, I WAS EATING THAT!!

Camera man-Just sit down and answer the questions.

Mike Kersh-Do I have the right to remain silent?

Camera man-What?

Mike Kersh-You know if someone gets arrested or doesn't want to answer something then they can be silent.

Camera man-No you're not getting arrested and no you can't stay silent.

Mike Kersh-If I'm not arrested then why do I have handcuffs on and why are you a police officer?

Camera man-What are you ta- *The camera man looks at himself in a mirror and sees that he's wearing a police outfit*

Camera man-WHAT? HOW?!

Mike Kersh-CAN YOU UNCUFF ME PLEASE?!!

*Camera man uncuffs him and Mike Kersh's phone goes off*

Mike Kersh-Well I gotta go see you then. *he whips out an almond joy*

*The camera man is confused*