Who is Mike Kersh (For real this time guys)

*Mike Kersh is clasping his hands together in front of his face*

Mike Kersh-My name is Phillip Kurs but you guys know me as Mike Kersh. I was born in Kula Hawaii on 9/13/91. I have 2 brothers, one older and one younger and I have an older sister. I grew up living the dream, my Dad was a real estate agent and my mother worked for the military so we had money. I went to school and took up a hobby in Basketball. I was pretty good at it and I made my team to the state championships, we lost but that's Ok, I'm not angry about it. *Pretends to get angry and laughs* But seriously I graduated high school and wanted to go to college for political science but I dropped out to become a pro wrestler. I'm in so many companies and hopefully CMV becomes a place where I can win my first championship. What can go wrong? *Eats an almond joy*