Slick B in duh house

by Batman Tue Feb 02, 2016 3:52 pm

A black limousine pulls up in the arena parking lot as the crowd cheers, anxious as to who it is. Could it be Hadyen? Maybe a the new tag team champions? The door opens up and it's.......some guy nobody knows. But then! The next vehicle that shows up is an Uber driver driving a 2000 oldsmobile alero. Out the back seat comes yo boy Slick B.

Slick B
Awwwww mah ninja! Yo yo yo Slick B's skinny white ass in duh house! Yeh yeh!

Showing off his shirtless bod with his gold chains dangling over his tattoos he smiles as the camera follows him into the arena.

Slick B
Now imma tell ya'll this, Slick B's here to revolutionize...wicka wicka.....C...M...Mutha Fricken V!!!

He stops.

Slick B
Shake mah bacon! It's my boyee Rex Carter!

Slick B stops to see Rex Carter chugging a bottle of moonshine while sitting on a crate.

Rex Carter
Hai

Slick B gives him a brothers handshake while continuing.

Slick B
What's cracka lackin homie? You cool?

Rex Carter
Wha...ya imma gooder than a turkey leg onna thursday mornin!

Slick B
Man that's what i'm talkin about dawg. You keep on floatin bruh!

Slick points at Rex with that last sentence as he continues with his journey deeper into the arena.

Slick B
Tonight big things are happening fo Duh Ultimate Homeboy Slickest of B's! I'm in the main event homie! It's me vs Troy VooDoo for duh world title. Ya betta believe that...

He stops to see Jaxon Jordon, International Champion chilling against the wall with his beats around his neck.

Jaxon Jordan
Bro, you're not even on the card.

Slick smacks his lips at Jaxon before walking off.

Slick B
Dude's cray. Slick B ain't on duh card. What kinda bullshit is that??

He then makes it through double doors and up some steps where he enters a hallway full of CMV talent and employees.

Slick B
Hey hey there's mah boy Matt Jefferson! Ayy Zack Cage, Tyson Newman, wuzzup fellas!?

He makes it to the end of the hallway before reaching a private locker room door.

Slick B
Now, ole Slick B gonna go in his private locker room and get ready for the big match!

He tries to open the door but it's locked.

Slick B
Must not be mine. One of these is, they gotta be.

He keeps on trying each door and finally one seems to be unlocked.

Slick B
Got it!

He then opens the door to see Duo Maxwell standing in the doorway as Slick B jerks back like a cat touching bath water.

Slick B
Oh shit! Mah mah mah bad mang....

Duo tilts his head at Slick B as he sort of runs off camera while the footage zooms in closer to the big mans mask.