A Measure of Payback

by Jason Spade Wed Mar 03, 2021 8:22 pm

Shay Hoxton stands on the top rope, raising his newly won CMV Undisputed Championship! The crowd is jeering uproariously, raining boos down upon the Senator, Dashing DJ Urie stands up from his table, still in his ring gear, and claps loudly.

"Ladies and gentlemen, that right there is what a true champion looks like! That is a man who upholds and embodies the values of CMV! A patriot, a scholar, an athletic marvel! That is the kind of man who--!"

A commotion sounds over the headset, and the camera pans over to see Jason Spade- having come from the crowd- grabbing the general manager by the hair! Spade pulls Dashing away from the announcer's table and around to the front, before bouncing Urie's head off the table! Spade drags the GM onto the top of the table and hooks his head and arm, before smiling deviously at the camera. Then, with a fluid motion, Spade lifts Dashing into the air and drops him on top of the table! The Lansingburgh Lobotomy!

The table does not break, and Spade rolls off and onto the floor, standing up straight and rolling his shoulder, pretending to be sore. Spade looks into the camera, shrugs, smiles, and raises his arms. The scene fades to black as medical personnel make their way onto the scene.