Schmidty Yells At The Purge

......over the phone. Lance Romance is standing there with the rest of The Purge, minus Dara and Schmidty who's obviously speaking through the Lance's phone.

Schmidty
And another thing! Where were you?? Where were all of you? My image of this place can only work if I had my GODDAMN unit behind me. Yet you guys are so worried about your little title runs that don't even FUCKING MATTER! ME AS CHAMPION WAS EVERYTHING TO THIS COMPANY! EVERYTHING WE HOPED TO ACHIEVE COULD ONLY BE ACHIEVED WITH MEEEEEEEEE AS CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!! Yet, you all let the little pup and the SPIDER FREAK ruin that for me! I'm currently in this goddamn hospital room because a tweaked my bad knee and the only one here with me is Dara. You all weren't there for me at Regicide and you're not there for me now. So i'm done with you. You three are no longer a part of my image. Hell, as far as i'm concerned, you three are complete FAILURES!!!!!!!

Lance Romance
Wha......whooo the hell are you talking to?? WE ARE FAILURES? WHERE IS YOUR TITLE HUH???

Schmidty
IT'S FUCKING GONE BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T DO YOUR JOBS! I WAS ABDUCTED YET YOU ALL DID NOTHING ABOUT THAT! I HAVE TO SEE A FUCKING THERAPIST TWICE A WEEK NOW! I am hurt. I am fucked up in the head. And the one time.....ONE TIME.....I relied on you all to think for yourselves and plan, you couldn't do it. Therefore here we are. So one of you dingleberries tweeted like a little schoolgirl saying something like #PurgeCouldUseSomeChange.....or something like that when that GOOF Hoxton won the Undisputed Title. And for once, you're right. It can use some change. YOU THREE ARE OUT!

And with that, he hangs up. Lance throws the phone against the wall.

Lance Romance
Who the hell needs him. We are better without him and Dara. He'll see.

And with that, the three walk off.