Northern New York Channel 9 News | Alffa's Release

by Tim Wed Mar 16, 2016 12:28 am

Tim LaFave was at home for the weekend and after several matches of the course of the month, he decided he would sit and watch some good old local news. He sat on his couch and grabbed the remote for his television and turned it on.

Robert Quintell
Hello, New York, I'm Robert Quintell and this is your 8 O'clock local news. Our top story, CMV professional wrestler; Otto Autufugo or better known by his ring name; Alffa was fired after publicly fornicating with a cow in Alaska. He was chased through a dairy farm by local Alaskan law enforcement before he was taken down by fellow professional wrestler Ryan Colt. Ryan Colt had no words for us as they took Autufugo into custody but all remnants of his character were removed from CMV.com and his matches have been taken off the CMV Network. In a tweet by CMV Owner Paul Levesque, better known as Triple H, he said...

Northern New York Channel 9 News | Alffa's Release Tripst10

Autufugo has said nothing to the public and his wife refuses to speak the press. He is currently being held in Anchorage Correctional Complex on 500,000 dollar bail.

Tim turned off the TV. His expression blank.

Tim LaFave
I'm going to bed...