The Chronicles of Nick Cage

by **krzy** Wed May 24, 2017 1:36 pm

Nick Blake and Zack Cage are chilling out in the skybox--this footage being shot during Genesis. They’re all smiles, with the World Tag Team Championships on full display.

Zack Cage
Another day...

Nick Blake
Another notch in our belts.

Zack Cage
Didn’t we tell you?

Nick Blake
We shouted from the rooftops!

Zack Cage
We made it clear that these belts weren’t going anywhere.

Nick Blake
Matt Jefferson didn’t even try!

Zack Cage
He knew there was no point in fighting back.

Nick Blake
Elimination Tags are our specialty.

Zack Cage
And when you take into account that we don’t lose when the belts are on the line, that was a 150% chance of winning we had.

Nick Blake
Leave your “upset” victories in your dreams.

Zack Cage
Can you believe the narrative they were trying to pull?

Nick Blake
They were trying to make y’all believe the unbelievable.

Zack Cage
Talking about how our luck was running out.

Nick Blake
Luck?!

Zack Cage
Talking about how Extreme Conditions were on a hot streak.

Nick Blake
Streak?!

Zack Cage
But they forgot how dangerous I am with my man Nick Blake.

Nick Blake
Blake?!

The two exchange a look.

Zack Cage
E.C. you were a good tag team.

Nick Blake
But we’re better.

Zack Cage
We’re the best.

Nick Blake
We’re taking this division to new heights.

Zack Cage
I dare any one of you to try and take these belts from us.

by **krzy** Wed Jul 12, 2017 11:53 am

A cameraman manages to catch up to Zack Cage and Nick Blake after their successful title defense earlier in the night.

Zack Cage
Didn't we tell you guys?

Nick Blake
We're STILL the tag team champions!

Zack Cage
United Kingdom sure did try...

Nick Blake
But we're STILL the tag team champions!

Zack Cage
So we're headed to Ascendence...

Nick Blake
STILL the tag champions!

Zack Cage
And we'll leave Ascendence...

Nick Blake
STILL the tag team champions!

Zack Cage
A week after that?

Nick Blake
STILL tag champs!

Zack Cage
A month?!

Nick Blake
STILL champs!

Zack Cage
A YEAR?!?!

Nick Blake
STILL!

Zack Cage
How many times do we gotta say that these belts ain't going anywhere? These tag belts are locked in a cage and we're the only ones with the key.

Nick Blake
We're the only ones good enough to hold these titles.

Zack Cage
WE'RE the only ones worthy of being the faces of the division.

Nick Blake
And I find it funny how it seems like just yesterday none of you were looking at our faces!

Zack Cage
Or looking in our eyes!

Nick Blake
You were too busy looking at how we stumbled holding the money in the bank briefcase or the Anarchy Championship...

Zack Cage
To see that we picked ourselves up and dusted ourselves off ages ago.

Nick Blake
Y'all are busy watching reruns to see that we're churning out award-winning episodes.

Zack Cage
Y'all are too busy holding the past against us to see that we've carved our spot into the future.

Nick Blake
But while y'all are stuck in the past...

Zack Cage
You might as well make the most of it...

Nick Blake
And do the two of us a big favor.

Zack Cage
Go grab a seat

Nick Blake
Your favorite beanbag chair

Zack Cage
Then a bucket of popcorn

Nick Blake
Extra butter, of course

Zack Cage
And finally a beverage of your choice

Nick Blake
My go to is always the tears of fallen foes

Cage turns and gives Blake a look, who shrugs in response

Zack Cage
Then when you're comfortable, be sure to take a nice, long look at what we've been doing these last three months.

Nick Blake
And ask yourself why you think you can do any better.

Zack Cage
Right now, we're facing competition from some of the best tag teams to ever grace this company...but there's a reason why, no matter which stand across the ring, the night ends with us

Nick Blake
STILL the tag. team. champions!

Cage smirks and the two fist bump then walk out of the frame.

by Tim Wed Jul 12, 2017 1:35 pm

by Miztacular Wed Jul 12, 2017 1:36 pm

I like this dynamic

by Tim Wed Jul 12, 2017 2:08 pm

Now i have to mirror it every goddamn time. Thanks for setting the bar, KRZY...

by **krzy** Wed Jul 26, 2017 1:09 pm

Zack Cage
Hey! Imaginary Friends—

Nick Blake
Chaos and Order—

Zack Cage
Where’ll y’all running to?

Nick Blake
What’s the point of racing?

Zack Cage
Don’t you see who’s waiting for you at the finish line?

Nick Blake
The tag team champions.

Zack Cage
The men to beat.

Nick Blake
Zack Cage and Nick Blake.

Zack Cage
See, you teams are good.

Nick Blake
But we’re that much better.

Zack Cage
That’s why these belts are ours.

Nick Blake
That’s why you two are fighting for a chance to lose to us.

Zack Cage
Because a chance is at least hope, right?

Nick Blake
Hope is better than nothing at all.

Zack Cage
But nothing at all is what you’ll end up with after putting yourself in danger.

Nick Blake
We’re willing to do anything we have to so that these belts stay where they belong.

Zack Cage
You ever wonder why you don’t hear from teams like Extreme Condition—

Nick Blake
—or the United Kingdom—

Zack Cage
—anymore?

Nick Blake
It’s because they stepped up to us—

Zack Cage
—and we knocked them back down.

Nick Blake
But I’m happy there are still teams out there willing to risk it all.

Zack Cage
We can’t say we’re the best if we have no one to beat.

Nick Blake
And if we’re not beating the best we can’t call ourselves true champions.

Zack Cage
That’s why we’re going to see to it that the best team wins tonight.

Nick Blake
We’re going to give ourselves front row seats to the action.

Zack Cage
At Ascendance we’re looking to put on the greatest tag team match this company has ever seen.

Nick Blake
So we need to see which one of you is up to task.

Zack Cage
So may the best team win.

Nick Blake
Just know one thing.

Zack Cage
You guys lost the race before it began.

Nick Blake
Because we have no intentions of losing.

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This works if Cage is manager for one team and Blake for the other.

by Topher Mod Wed Jul 26, 2017 2:45 pm

are they a couple?

by **krzy** Wed Jul 26, 2017 3:26 pm

*THE couple

by Tim Wed Jul 26, 2017 4:15 pm

Triss Merigold wrote:*THE couple

by Batman Wed Jul 26, 2017 6:16 pm

by **krzy** Wed Aug 09, 2017 11:25 am

Chaos and Order have done it!

These duo, fresh on the tag team scene, have busted their asses to secure the opportunity of a life time: a tag team championship match at the biggest pay per view of the year. On that night, they could do something special; with a pin fall or a submission they could solidify themselves as the top team on the roster.

But to do so requires beating another duo that's bee on a hot streak so strong it has even lead to Nick Blake defeating the number one contender for the Alpha Championship.

Still, that's then, a different day. Tonight, Chaos and Order celebrate their victory to the tune of their entrance music and the crowd being caught up in the moment with their mixed reaction. On one hand, the people are devastated that Imaginary Friends weren't able to secure the win after a vicious assisted spike tombstone piledriver slammed the door on their Ascendance title aspirations.

On the other hand, the people have to respect that Chaos and Order came out on top of a series that delivered three fantastic matches: a showcase of just how competitive this division can be, and how hungry the teams are. The winners prepare to exit the ring, only to be stopped by the static that has engulfed the screen and white noise that fills the speakers and eardrums of the masses.

They look up to see a live feed of champions Nick Blake and Zack Cage standing in the Skybox where they were forced to watch the match after being banned from ringside due to their interferences last week. Cage has his half of the tag team championships wrapped snugly around his waist, while Blake's belt is draped over his right shoulder.

The Champs stand there with an unimpressed look on their faces. They've been at the top for four months, and they don't seem to be worried about their opponents at the big show--or at least they're doing a damn fine job of masking their true feelings with those poker faces of theirs.

Cage and Blake slowly raise the arms to about chest height, then start clapping in unison. A slow clap akin to water dripping out of a faucet. Their expressions remain impassive as they continue to clap.

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And then the titantron feed abruptly cuts out.

by **krzy** Fri Aug 11, 2017 8:21 pm

The boos come down hard and fast as Cage and Blake stand victorious over the beloved Imaginary Friends. The duo who have been dominating the Genesis tag team division, taking down several tough competitors, have put another notch in their belts as they secure a victory over one of the brand’s up and coming tag teams.

But for today, it’s them who still hold the tag team championship, raising them proudly and confidently over their heads, smirks on display. They exit the ring, and turn back toward the ring as they watch Osbourne help Smiley onto his feet.

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...all the way up the ramp, the crowd’s rabid booing doing little to deter them from their unsportsmanlike display. The champs head backstage as Genesis fades into a commercial break.

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