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The Lucy Collins Show 日本語版!
by litw Sat Nov 23, 2024 10:15 am
When an American company makes an appearance overseas, they tend to bring their absolute best. CMV is no different, with their second pay per view of 2024 to take place in Tokyo featuring a true who’s who of Octane’s top stars. The festivities aren’t just limited to that one fateful Sunday, though. To prepare for the upcoming Dead in Tokyo event, management has eschewed the kickoff show model we have seen before to bring a new spectacle in this conference room only one day before the show. A blonde woman stands on the stage with a worrying amount of chairs behind her. Oh… That’s not just any blonde woman…
On second thought, maybe CMV didn’t bring their best.
Lucy Collins - known for her blog, and Twitter account, and really honestly nothing else - is the one behind the pulpit, looking to follow up on what happened at After the Storm, which people have described as “an absolute success wait how do I turn this microphone off”, if by people you mean Lucy herself and only her. The woman of the hour, and yes it’s probably going to be an hour do you see how many people are sitting on that stage? Who accepts an interview with a 19 year old annoying college dropout without it being 1996 Kanye West before he became a dick and while he was kickstarting a very prolific production career? Of course it’s a weak analogy as in that case he’d be the interviewee… and apparently Lucy Collins is so boring that the narration goes on tangents instead of talking about her.
Anyways, the woman of the hour, standing behind the same Aspidistra from last time… which is now on top of the pulpit (???) has on what could only be described as baby’s first fancy outfit, with her hair in a french braid; a formal red blouse that is a tad, no, a few tads too large; a really badly applied tie? for some reason? that is probably falling off at some point tonight; a black skirt that goes to her knees; and way too tall boots. Not only does she look like a “serious woman” Halloween costume (is Halloween still a topical joke?), but she will also certainly suffer from hypothermia, as it is Very Cold in Japan right now.
Be careful not to lose yourself in Ms. Collins’ gorgeous looks, because you definitely don’t want to space out on whatever she’ll be talking about with these illustrious guests! In other news,
Lucy Collins
-and that’s how I managed to be allowed on the plane here. Lot of work, but lot of reward too!
That’s the saying, yeah?
That’s the saying, yeah?
One person in the audience coughs, that’s all the reaction she gets.
Lucy Collins
Well darlings, welcome to the SECOND edition of the Lucy Collins Show!
Or, as you guys might say, 私はとても愚かなので、助けてください！
Or, as you guys might say, 私はとても愚かなので、助けてください！
She better not have said something offensive right there.
Lucy Collins
I was so so so happy about our last edition, even though I had to go to Florida for that which is always a little worrying but luckily CMV brought me back and they brought me to a better place!
Not a MUCH better place but it is better! And they paid for the flight too!
Now, even though the show is named after me, despite what Eric says, I know you’re not all here for me, so let’s meet tonight’s guests.
Not a MUCH better place but it is better! And they paid for the flight too!
Now, even though the show is named after me, despite what Eric says, I know you’re not all here for me, so let’s meet tonight’s guests.
She turns around, uncomfortably pulling the microphone alongside her, and begins the introductions.
Lucy Collins
First, you might know her for her very creative and not obnoxious insults, or her giving and unselfish nature, or even her well adjusted mental state!
Just kidding!
It’s Ellie Quinn!
Just kidding!
It’s Ellie Quinn!
After hearing her name, Ellie jumps for joy and shakes Lucy’s hand excitedly.
Just kidding, Ellie is incredibly pissed off at being here.
Lucy Collins
Next, one of the kindest men in the Octane roster, someone who has won every title without defending them a lot, it’s Hunter Quinn!
If his not-sister-but-person-with-the-same-last-name was angry, Hunter Quinn is livid. But the Hell Hound, ever in touch with his emotions, keeps to himself. He really wants to get out of here though.
Lucy Collins
You might know her for her weekly barn burners, or the nearly longest Women’s World Championship reign of all time-
Yet, I know her for being less cool than most people in the division she unfortunately runs.
Beatriz Lótus, everyone!
Yet, I know her for being less cool than most people in the division she unfortunately runs.
Beatriz Lótus, everyone!
Holding her title, Lótus tries to remain collected and dishes out a welcoming smile, even though she very much does not like Lucy. You’ve got to maintain good PR when you’re the Women’s World Champion, I guess. There’s a few women here who she has animosity with, and she makes sure to show off the title to those two.
Lucy Collins
Do you guys like trouble? What if you make it double? Or even triple?
Good for us, these guys aren’t trouble at all!
Arisa Masami, Kai Thatcher and-
Good for us, these guys aren’t trouble at all!
Arisa Masami, Kai Thatcher and-
She sighs into the microphone.
Lucy Collins
Ricky Jelani! The Dramatic Dream Team!
The biggest reaction from the fans goes to these three, with all of them seeming at least a little happy about being there. Kai not as much, but the other two are always happy aren’t they?
Lucy Collins
From a Dramatic Dream Team to an undramatic nightmarish team…
4/10 wordplay.
Lucy Collins
The one and only Adam Valentine and the one of many MORGAN!
These two still have a lot of animosity coded into their interactions, but they sit close by silently disapproving Lucy Collins’ existence.
Lucy Collins
And saving the best for last, this unbiased journalist who is not being paid off by any Tailcoats is proud to welcome…
The Queen of the Ring!!
Isabella Almas!!!
The Queen of the Ring!!
Isabella Almas!!!
Almas stands and poses gracefully, staring daggers at both Ellie Quinn and the Women’s World Champion.
Lucy Collins
Alright, now, I’m just one girl and even though I am superhuman, there’s a lot of you so please wait for your turn…
Although screaming matches are great content SOMETIMES.
Argue responsibly.
Although screaming matches are great content SOMETIMES.
Argue responsibly.
Obnoxiously (like everything she does), Lucy points at Ellie Quinn for her first question.
Lucy Collins
Ellie, your markee victories lately include defeating a woman not signed to CMV, a 40-minute win against a woman not signed to CMV in what was her first match ever and a metaphorical one by ditching Chloe Marx that one time.
Why did you even want her in The Killjoy Club, she’s a zero- Sorry, that’s a different question we don’t have that much time.
Your track record shows that you’re heavily favoured against a Women’s World Champion that can hardly stand on one leg, do you think you won’t choke the same way you have every other time you’ve gotten close to a title this year?
Why did you even want her in The Killjoy Club, she’s a zero- Sorry, that’s a different question we don’t have that much time.
Your track record shows that you’re heavily favoured against a Women’s World Champion that can hardly stand on one leg, do you think you won’t choke the same way you have every other time you’ve gotten close to a title this year?
Ellie responds, in a characteristically calm and collected manner after being insulted by a 4’8” womanchild.
Ellie Quinn
Ha-ha. We have a comedian. I didn’t realize you went to Clown College the same time as you went to journalism school.
Maybe for the next question, you can slap yourself in the face with a rubber chicken or pie yourself in the face while you ask it.
Maybe for the next question, you can slap yourself in the face with a rubber chicken or pie yourself in the face while you ask it.
It’s like a lightbulb flashed over Lucy’s head. Did she actually like that idea?
Ellie Quinn
Why did I force Chloe Marx to join Killjoy Club? Because she spent way too long fucking around, and now she has to find out, and find out the hard way.
You want to know why Beatriz has no chance when I get in the ring with her again? It’s because with every single title defense, she just keeps getting weaker and weaker and weaker. Her body can’t keep up with the schedule she’s putting herself through.
Oh, and while we’re at it…you want to talk about my opponents? All of Beatriz’s title defenses thus far have been against rookies and has-beens.
Her schedule is as soft as she is, and yet, all these tomato cans set out in front of her keep pushing her to her limit.
Wonder why that is, huh?
You want to know why Beatriz has no chance when I get in the ring with her again? It’s because with every single title defense, she just keeps getting weaker and weaker and weaker. Her body can’t keep up with the schedule she’s putting herself through.
Oh, and while we’re at it…you want to talk about my opponents? All of Beatriz’s title defenses thus far have been against rookies and has-beens.
Her schedule is as soft as she is, and yet, all these tomato cans set out in front of her keep pushing her to her limit.
Wonder why that is, huh?
Lucy Collins
Wow, that’s SO embarrassing!
I didn’t even GO to journalism school you must be so ashamed right now-
I didn’t even GO to journalism school you must be so ashamed right now-
Beatriz Lótus
Rookies, tomato cans and has-beens that you couldn’t beat, right?
The big viewership (allegedly) of the previous edition of this show led CMV to spend more money setting it up this time, which means that every guest has their own microphone. Lótus has quickly adjusted to this new format, leaning to the side to face Quinn directly.
Ellie Quinn
Ha! You should know a lot about tomato cans since you looked like one got spilled over you after what I did at Octane.
Beatriz Lótus
That’s your biggest accomplishment this year, and I’m very proud of you, bu-
Lucy Collins
Hey hey hey hey!
Lótus, you can be a smart ass on the Twitter video promos nobody watches, ‘kay?
And Ellie, do your silly analogies and funny quips on the long form lore dumps please. This is MY show, I’m the one they want to hear!
Lótus, you can be a smart ass on the Twitter video promos nobody watches, ‘kay?
And Ellie, do your silly analogies and funny quips on the long form lore dumps please. This is MY show, I’m the one they want to hear!
She’s not leaving Tokyo alive.
Lucy Collins
Oi Hunter!
It’s safe to say that here in CMV we have seen many different sides of you.
One day, you’re kidnapping farmers to get at somebody who didn’t even know that guy existed; you’re ambushing people after losing matches, all that jazz.
On the other hand, you’ve been seen drinking it up with arch nemesis and very serious stoic man Walter Bolek; putting on maid outfits on your off days, a bunch of stuff.
I guess my question is: What is a day in your life like?
Does the Hell Hound secretly have a soft side?
It’s safe to say that here in CMV we have seen many different sides of you.
One day, you’re kidnapping farmers to get at somebody who didn’t even know that guy existed; you’re ambushing people after losing matches, all that jazz.
On the other hand, you’ve been seen drinking it up with arch nemesis and very serious stoic man Walter Bolek; putting on maid outfits on your off days, a bunch of stuff.
I guess my question is: What is a day in your life like?
Does the Hell Hound secretly have a soft side?
He rolls his eyes very deeply and it’s actually really worrying that’s gotta hurt man.
Hunter Quinn
Why in the hell would I tell you what my day is like? I’m only here so you would shut up for once.
But fine, I wake up, eat, train, work, and go to bed.
There, you happy?
But fine, I wake up, eat, train, work, and go to bed.
There, you happy?
Lucy Collins
Where do you work? Lil’ office building? Do you actually put pants on when you’re there?
Hunter just ignores her.
Lucy Collins
I kid, I kid! Oh, how we have fun.
Now, if someone would like to actually obey her allotted time spot…
Beatriz, your feats of bravery are truly dumb, such as continuing to wrestle when you are half dead, but showing up only days after being draped from the ceiling like a Terrifier victim really takes the cake.
Especially pretending like it didn’t even happen!
What’s the thought process there? Do you want Ellie Quinn to do worse?
Now, if someone would like to actually obey her allotted time spot…
Beatriz, your feats of bravery are truly dumb, such as continuing to wrestle when you are half dead, but showing up only days after being draped from the ceiling like a Terrifier victim really takes the cake.
Especially pretending like it didn’t even happen!
What’s the thought process there? Do you want Ellie Quinn to do worse?
Beatriz Lótus
I’ve said it many times that Ellie Quinn is someone I cannot stand. Mainly due to how self-centered she is: thinking she’s persecuted by management when in reality we see her a little too often, thinking she deserves a title shot when she hasn’t shown that at all.
But she knows how to get somebody’s attention, and that irritates me the most. What she did to me that day was a lot, both physically and mentally. I thought I shouldn’t show that, and I tried to brush it off as nothing because I thought it would deter Ellie.
I was wrong though.
I didn’t want to give her any attention, yet now I want my revenge.
But she knows how to get somebody’s attention, and that irritates me the most. What she did to me that day was a lot, both physically and mentally. I thought I shouldn’t show that, and I tried to brush it off as nothing because I thought it would deter Ellie.
I was wrong though.
I didn’t want to give her any attention, yet now I want my revenge.
Ellie looks very smug for a few seconds before she decides to say something.
Ellie Quinn
You know where to find me, we’re here. Come get your revenge.
Beatriz Lótus
I can wait, I’ll do it tomorrow.
Ellie Quinn
Oh, come on.
Look, I don’t think you tried to ignore me because I “don’t deserve this”.
You’re scared to death of me. But you can’t run anymore!
Look, I don’t think you tried to ignore me because I “don’t deserve this”.
You’re scared to death of me. But you can’t run anymore!
Beatriz Lótus
And WHY would I be scared of you?
I’m the one who took you to rock bottom three different times!
I’m the one who took you to rock bottom three different times!
Isabella Almas watches on in amusement. Lucy looks over at her and gestures for the AOTV member to say something but Almas just shrugs it off while laughing.
Ellie Quinn
You don’t look the devil in the eyes and admit your fear, I understand that.
What you don’t want to do is-
What you don’t want to do is-
Lucy Collins
Look, what I want YOU to do is shut up already you know I can cut your mics right?
We have a show to do, I have a time slot and everything, please save it for the ring!
We have a show to do, I have a time slot and everything, please save it for the ring!
Lótus, angry, sits back while Ellie looks over at her and laughs at the champion.
Lucy Collins
Thanks.
Jelaniiiiiii!
Jelaniiiiiii!
Her voice gets even more pitchy and nasally, if that’s even possible.
Lucy Collins
I know that your return to the ring was an emotional one. You’re a big nerd for this business.
And a big part of that is due to Japanese wrestling! And we are in Japan right now, that's crazy man!
How does it feel to be standing in this ring tomorrow night, in this country, at this moment?
The last time you were here, you became the Undisputed champion for the third time before an actually good wrestler came and took it from you.
Now, you’re probably losing to Aurelius!
And a big part of that is due to Japanese wrestling! And we are in Japan right now, that's crazy man!
How does it feel to be standing in this ring tomorrow night, in this country, at this moment?
The last time you were here, you became the Undisputed champion for the third time before an actually good wrestler came and took it from you.
Now, you’re probably losing to Aurelius!
Ricky chuckles and points at Lucy while looking at his teammates, probably shittalking that clown, before responding. Own that fraud Ricky.
Ricky Jelani
I'll ignore your sly remarks because this has always been a dream of mine.
To stand not just in a wrestling ring but in front of a country that produced warriors, unbreakable entities and the greatest wrestlers ever.
It's a surreal experience and every time I came back here the fans loved me and I loved them back.
It's an honor.
To stand not just in a wrestling ring but in front of a country that produced warriors, unbreakable entities and the greatest wrestlers ever.
It's a surreal experience and every time I came back here the fans loved me and I loved them back.
It's an honor.
Lucy Collins
It is great to see somebody loving you as much as you love losses!
One person chuckles.
Lucy Collins
God, I’m so good at this.
Valentine, MORGAN, I didn’t forget you guys! Alright, so this one is for the both of you-
Obviously, you two haven’t had the nicest history with each other and it is weird to see you on the same page after MORGAN brutally retired Valentine two years ago and has continually insulted you whenever a mystery guy shows up.
This alliance isn’t built off of friendship, but how does it feel to side with a nemesis? And is this something you see continuing for a long time?
Valentine, MORGAN, I didn’t forget you guys! Alright, so this one is for the both of you-
Obviously, you two haven’t had the nicest history with each other and it is weird to see you on the same page after MORGAN brutally retired Valentine two years ago and has continually insulted you whenever a mystery guy shows up.
This alliance isn’t built off of friendship, but how does it feel to side with a nemesis? And is this something you see continuing for a long time?
MORGAN
Like I said before, as soon as King is dealt with, this is over. Valentine and I will go our separate ways and...
Adam Valentine
Now hold on MORGAN, I know we agreed that as soon as King was dealt with this would be over, but I've really been thinking about the merchandising opportunities.
MORGAN
Valentine, what the hell are yo-
Adam Valentine
Just hear me out real quick, MORGAN
Adam pulls out a shirt with The Creation of Adam painting with MORGAN and Adam's faces photoshopped over Adam and God respectively. The word “GOATGRE” is at the bottom.
Adam Valentine
What do you think?
MORGAN takes the shirt out of Adam's hands and rips it in half. Meanie.
Adam Valentine
Don't worry, I got a whole warehouse full of these things.
Lucy Collins
Luckily the All Father will save us all before you have to dip deep into your savings of those glorious shirts.
She stares up and holds her arms out to the sky for a few seconds. Somebody get her back in this. I don’t think the All Father can hear her right now.
Lucy Collins
Well, anyways.
Almas, I have to say that I’m a big fan.
I really missed you for all those months you were gone, and don’t worry I’ll ask you about that.
Speaking of big fans though, you came into CMV for one purpose: To serve under Tailcoat Val.
You know, she was on the show last time and that confirmed my suspicions that Val is one lovely woman, and the bond that we created has really stuck with me.
Like, sometimes I’ll go and text her and she won’t reply but I know that she’s read it and feels a little warmer inside just like I do when I think about our handshake-
But I digress.
You’ve been in her Arsenal for well over two years now.
My question is what is your relationship with Val like? You started out as a fan, of course, but multiple title runs and big matches later you have proved yourself to be an invaluable soldier so surely that admiration has been reciprocated?
Almas, I have to say that I’m a big fan.
I really missed you for all those months you were gone, and don’t worry I’ll ask you about that.
Speaking of big fans though, you came into CMV for one purpose: To serve under Tailcoat Val.
You know, she was on the show last time and that confirmed my suspicions that Val is one lovely woman, and the bond that we created has really stuck with me.
Like, sometimes I’ll go and text her and she won’t reply but I know that she’s read it and feels a little warmer inside just like I do when I think about our handshake-
But I digress.
You’ve been in her Arsenal for well over two years now.
My question is what is your relationship with Val like? You started out as a fan, of course, but multiple title runs and big matches later you have proved yourself to be an invaluable soldier so surely that admiration has been reciprocated?
Lucy struggles after all of that. It was a large question, and she does not do ANY physical activities so yeah she has no lung capacity at all.
Isabella Almas
First of all, allow me to just say that it's an honor for you to have me here.
Trust me, girl, I’ve been watching a lot of TV over the past couple of months, and I know just how much having a bad guest can kill the whole vibe of the show.
Now, I think it's unfair to me that I have to follow up what's been nothing but bad guest after bad guest, but like everything I’ve accomplished in my career, I'll make the most of the hand I’ve been dealt.
Look, you wanna talk about me and Val?
All I know is that she hasn't gotten rid of me, and that she would have by now if she wanted to.
Trust me, girl, I’ve been watching a lot of TV over the past couple of months, and I know just how much having a bad guest can kill the whole vibe of the show.
Now, I think it's unfair to me that I have to follow up what's been nothing but bad guest after bad guest, but like everything I’ve accomplished in my career, I'll make the most of the hand I’ve been dealt.
Look, you wanna talk about me and Val?
All I know is that she hasn't gotten rid of me, and that she would have by now if she wanted to.
Lucy Collins
You can never stop a woman like her from getting her way.
And, I mean, if she wanted to with me she co-
And, I mean, if she wanted to with me she co-
Lucy stops talking.
Lucy Collins
Yeah nevermind. Hey Ellie I’ve missed you!
I think what has really gotten people on your side during your time in CMV has been your honesty and the way that we have seen what your life is really like.
Something most wrestling fans can relate to, I’m sure, is romantic disappointment.
Not me! I have a great boyfriend! Don’t get any ideas Ellie!
From your let down with Kio to the heartbreaking stuff with Danielle Reid, we just want to see more!
Is there a special someone? Are we gonna see them soon? Are you gonna change your look again once the inevitable breakup happens?
I think what has really gotten people on your side during your time in CMV has been your honesty and the way that we have seen what your life is really like.
Something most wrestling fans can relate to, I’m sure, is romantic disappointment.
Not me! I have a great boyfriend! Don’t get any ideas Ellie!
From your let down with Kio to the heartbreaking stuff with Danielle Reid, we just want to see more!
Is there a special someone? Are we gonna see them soon? Are you gonna change your look again once the inevitable breakup happens?
Ellie takes a very deep breath to measure her words. Lucy has a really dumb smile on her face.
Ellie Quinn
My relationships are none of your damn business.
And don’t worry: people who ask too many nosy questions aren’t my type, anyway.
And don’t worry: people who ask too many nosy questions aren’t my type, anyway.
Lucy Collins
I mean wasn’t Danielle kinda nosy-
Ellie Quinn
Keep talking and I’ll throw you off this stage.
Lucy Collins
Okay.
Hey, Quinn, I’ve got a list for you!
Project 315, Bacarra, the group that hated Chain Reaction, the group that hated Renascence, The Unholy Alliance- ALL your mates have a tragic fate!
Is this an inherent issue with you? With your teammates? Are you waiting ‘till marriage?
And what the fuck happened with Alvares will you revive him or are you jealous because he looks like cooler you???
Hey, Quinn, I’ve got a list for you!
Project 315, Bacarra, the group that hated Chain Reaction, the group that hated Renascence, The Unholy Alliance- ALL your mates have a tragic fate!
Is this an inherent issue with you? With your teammates? Are you waiting ‘till marriage?
And what the fuck happened with Alvares will you revive him or are you jealous because he looks like cooler you???
Hunter Quinn
Whether it was because of a teammate who needed to be put back in line or someone who had a death wish in betraying me, things like this have a shelf life.
I go from one till it is not needed anymore to the next until it came to the Unholy Alliance.
I thought I had something special there, but Barmore and Justice thought differently.
I go from one till it is not needed anymore to the next until it came to the Unholy Alliance.
I thought I had something special there, but Barmore and Justice thought differently.
Collins tries to reach over and put a hand on Quinn’s shoulder. It goes as well as you’d expect.
Lucy Collins
I feel for ‘ya mate, this stuff happens.
Again, not with me. I’m an amazing friend that nobody would ever leave.
But there are some truly bad friends here!
Lótus, we know that you’re behind some backstage decisions, such as holding back the truly great members of Otranto - and Britain hasn’t forgiven you for that - but will you admit to sabotaging Maggie Shaw in her ongoing quest to get the championship that was stolen from her?
Again, not with me. I’m an amazing friend that nobody would ever leave.
But there are some truly bad friends here!
Lótus, we know that you’re behind some backstage decisions, such as holding back the truly great members of Otranto - and Britain hasn’t forgiven you for that - but will you admit to sabotaging Maggie Shaw in her ongoing quest to get the championship that was stolen from her?
Beatriz Lótus
I’ve said it way too many times, but just for you, I’ll say it again.
The champ smiles ironically at Lucy.
Beatriz Lótus
While Violet and Ivy had their goals, they had no path to them.
For self-described revolutionaries, they stood idly by a little too often for my taste. I took matters into my own hands and I broke out on my own after ditching them.
In the same way, Maggie Shaw, a talented wrestler and former world champion, likes to pull out the injustice card while not doing anything to fight the people supposedly holding her back.
She couldn’t be #1 in the Cyborg Invitational, she couldn’t beat Caroline Swift, she couldn’t win the Rulers of the Ring tournament.
If you ask me, it’s on her.
For self-described revolutionaries, they stood idly by a little too often for my taste. I took matters into my own hands and I broke out on my own after ditching them.
In the same way, Maggie Shaw, a talented wrestler and former world champion, likes to pull out the injustice card while not doing anything to fight the people supposedly holding her back.
She couldn’t be #1 in the Cyborg Invitational, she couldn’t beat Caroline Swift, she couldn’t win the Rulers of the Ring tournament.
If you ask me, it’s on her.
Lucy Collins
How dare you blame Maggie? Like, come on, that’s ridiculous!
Ellie, you can talk now I’ll even let you scream at her!
Ellie, you can talk now I’ll even let you scream at her!
Quinn does her best to ignore Lucy. Even though she insists.
Lucy Collins
Fine.
Arisa, let me just say- I’m a BIG fan of Lucky7!
Yeah, you know, those first few albums you girls were kinda lost, but after that one hit, things really got going I love your work. I don’t know what your bosses will say about you meshing music life with wrestling life but surely for such a reputable journalistic source like me they’ll be okay with it.
How do you balance both your lives? Are you still recording new work or are you totally focused?
Oh, and can I be in an MV?
Arisa, let me just say- I’m a BIG fan of Lucky7!
Yeah, you know, those first few albums you girls were kinda lost, but after that one hit, things really got going I love your work. I don’t know what your bosses will say about you meshing music life with wrestling life but surely for such a reputable journalistic source like me they’ll be okay with it.
How do you balance both your lives? Are you still recording new work or are you totally focused?
Oh, and can I be in an MV?
Arisa Masami
Oh, the life can be stressful to many people but I've always kept myself on a very tight schedule between the two.
As for new music, I can't say if anything is being recorded, but Arisa Masami in Lucky7 is still a thing and will continue to be a thing for a VERY long time!
As for that MV...Get into contact with my manager, she can hook you up.
As for new music, I can't say if anything is being recorded, but Arisa Masami in Lucky7 is still a thing and will continue to be a thing for a VERY long time!
As for that MV...Get into contact with my manager, she can hook you up.
Lucy Collins
REALLY?
She’s actually jumping for joy. It’s pretty embarrassing, but Arisa finds it amusing.
Lucy Collins
Okay, awesome!
Uhm, MORGAN, I have a question specifically for you.
Now, your Global title reign was pretty overrated if you ask me but a lot of people think you’re the best wrestler of all time after that.
After falling to Aaron Stone, you have had your hands full with Iskandir and all that jazz. Once this war is done, win or lose, will you attempt to get back to the heights you once knew?
Uhm, MORGAN, I have a question specifically for you.
Now, your Global title reign was pretty overrated if you ask me but a lot of people think you’re the best wrestler of all time after that.
After falling to Aaron Stone, you have had your hands full with Iskandir and all that jazz. Once this war is done, win or lose, will you attempt to get back to the heights you once knew?
MORGAN
As soon as I win this war with King, I'm coming back for what's mine.
It doesn't matter to me if It's AKUNIN or Aaron Stone or whoever. I'm coming back for the Global championship.
The only reason I haven't been able to is because I've been focused on taking out King and his little lackey.
So, rest assured, I will be Global champion once again soon.
It doesn't matter to me if It's AKUNIN or Aaron Stone or whoever. I'm coming back for the Global championship.
The only reason I haven't been able to is because I've been focused on taking out King and his little lackey.
So, rest assured, I will be Global champion once again soon.
Lucy Collins
It’ll be tough for you to look Aaron Stone in the eye after that EMBARRASSING loss right?
Hey, don’t shoot the messenger!
Seriously, please don’t.
Back to you, Isa- A few of these last questions have been about relationships and everything I do is VERY intentional…
Hey, don’t shoot the messenger!
Seriously, please don’t.
Back to you, Isa- A few of these last questions have been about relationships and everything I do is VERY intentional…
It doesn’t look like Almas really appreciated that nickname but Lucy just keeps going on.
Lucy Collins
Speaking of relationships, obviously yours with Amar’e Rivers is the only important one in CMV ever.
You two first crossed paths, at least publicly, during the CMV Invitational all those years back, when you were on opposite sides of the ring.
Do you think you still are a better wrestler than the love of your life?
What are his chances when he faces Troy Colt for the Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship?
And do you wish you were still friends with Andre Rodgers?
You two first crossed paths, at least publicly, during the CMV Invitational all those years back, when you were on opposite sides of the ring.
Do you think you still are a better wrestler than the love of your life?
What are his chances when he faces Troy Colt for the Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship?
And do you wish you were still friends with Andre Rodgers?
Isabella Almas
Andre—girl, please. Ain’t nobody wanna talk about him!
Now, my baby?! Yeah, that's the man you should all be grateful I share with y'all here in CMV so you all get to see how special he is each and every week! You know what he told me after that invitational?
Now, my baby?! Yeah, that's the man you should all be grateful I share with y'all here in CMV so you all get to see how special he is each and every week! You know what he told me after that invitational?
Lucy Collins
No, please tell us!
Don’t interrupt Almas.
Isabella Almas
That the moment I kicked him in the face is when he fell in love, and we've been inseparable ever since!
We taught each other everything we know. Every move. Every flip. Every hold.
We were in the gym night and day grinding it out — not like THAT; get your mind outta the gutter — elevating each other because we’re partners through it all, through thick and thin. And now look where's that taken us: we’re Queen and King of CMV, and we’ll soon have the gold around our waists to match the crowns on our heads!
We taught each other everything we know. Every move. Every flip. Every hold.
We were in the gym night and day grinding it out — not like THAT; get your mind outta the gutter — elevating each other because we’re partners through it all, through thick and thin. And now look where's that taken us: we’re Queen and King of CMV, and we’ll soon have the gold around our waists to match the crowns on our heads!
Lucy Collins
You know, I have a great boyfriend and I’ve told him multiple times that I hope we can be just like you two somedays. Obviously he thinks I care maybe a little too much about wrestling and these people that I don’t actually know when I could spend my time focusing on him because he supports all my endeavours and everything but I just tell him that he doesn’t get it this is my true calling I mean college is for nobodies and that’s not an insult to you just because you’re studying international relations although what do you even do in those classes that sounds pretty useless but he says that if it weren’t for diplomatic hopefuls like him we’d really be in a messy messy world and then I remind him of the horrors going on in reality right now and how even with modern technological advancements and the existence of supposed “diplomats” and “worldwide justice” we still see terrible tragedies go on and on and-
Lucy realizes what she’s supposed to be doing and clears her throat very loudly.
Lucy Collins
Ellie, I’m not done with you!
Oh come on don’t look at me like that…
Now, it’s all been fun and games, but let’s get serious for a second.
You have done some nasty things lately Ellie, and I know you call yourself an antihero however it gets hard to justify these actions on your trauma.
Like, I’ve suffered too- I once dropped my Minecraft Steve toy into Regent’s Canal, but you don’t see me hitting my friends with kendo sticks over it.
Sorry, I’m getting emotional.
Be honest, do you think of yourself as a hero when you are firm with The Killjoy Club, or when you brutalize the Women’s World Champion based on your own twisted sense of what you deserve or not?
Oh come on don’t look at me like that…
Now, it’s all been fun and games, but let’s get serious for a second.
You have done some nasty things lately Ellie, and I know you call yourself an antihero however it gets hard to justify these actions on your trauma.
Like, I’ve suffered too- I once dropped my Minecraft Steve toy into Regent’s Canal, but you don’t see me hitting my friends with kendo sticks over it.
Sorry, I’m getting emotional.
Be honest, do you think of yourself as a hero when you are firm with The Killjoy Club, or when you brutalize the Women’s World Champion based on your own twisted sense of what you deserve or not?
Ellie Quinn
I don’t really give a damn one way or the other if I’m viewed as some ‘hero’ or ‘villain’ or whatever. This isn’t a comic book, this isn’t a movie. This is my life, wrestling is my life, my real life.
What I do is what I have to do to make sure that I get what I want. And what I want is the Women’s World Championship back in my possession.
If you don’t like the things I do to cut to the front of the line? Then fuck you, I don’t care.
Go cry on the internet to your 15 Twitter followers about how Ellie Quinn is a bad person.
What I do is what I have to do to make sure that I get what I want. And what I want is the Women’s World Championship back in my possession.
If you don’t like the things I do to cut to the front of the line? Then fuck you, I don’t care.
Go cry on the internet to your 15 Twitter followers about how Ellie Quinn is a bad person.
Beatriz Lótus
She says that like she’s not always on Twitter trying to get her crush Amber Reed’s attention.
Lucy Collins
I know right??
Beatriz Lótus
I’m not talking to you.
Lucy Collins
oh.
Hey you made her sad.
Lucy Collins
Hey Hunter, this is the last one I have for you.
Now, being a CMV wrestler is inherently going to make you a bit selfish and only care about yourself, in the hopes of “having a good career” and all that boring stuff.
But I think we should share the love here Houndy, I can call you that, and I’m curious about which CMV workers you loooove watching?
Now, being a CMV wrestler is inherently going to make you a bit selfish and only care about yourself, in the hopes of “having a good career” and all that boring stuff.
But I think we should share the love here Houndy, I can call you that, and I’m curious about which CMV workers you loooove watching?
Hunter Quinn
Jasmine, of course, Aaron Stone, and that new Pinkstar kid.
Lucy Collins
Wow, I didn’t think you would actually-
Before she can stop talking, Quinn gets up and leaves.
Lucy Collins
Hey don’t forget to grab one of the souvenir dishes I made! Right at the backstage entraaaanceee!
While Lucy does make a surprisingly lovely carrot cake which is available for the guests of tonight’s event, Hunter Quinn is definitely not going to grab a bite, and she should probably worry more about the show she’s supposed to host rather than if he will do that or not.
Lucy Collins
Back to you, Lótus!
Your title reign has been great, record breaking, all that jazz. I think I wouldn’t be corrected if I said it is on its last legs.
I mean, think about it. You’ve got your worst nightmare Isabella Almas as the #1 contender. Ellie Quinn WILL shoot somebody to get a title shot. AND you can’t forget about Ms. Magnificent Eight…..
Who isn’t Maggie Shaw…..
Are you scared? Yes you are. But are you going to back down? You probably should.
Your title reign has been great, record breaking, all that jazz. I think I wouldn’t be corrected if I said it is on its last legs.
I mean, think about it. You’ve got your worst nightmare Isabella Almas as the #1 contender. Ellie Quinn WILL shoot somebody to get a title shot. AND you can’t forget about Ms. Magnificent Eight…..
Who isn’t Maggie Shaw…..
Are you scared? Yes you are. But are you going to back down? You probably should.
The champion pulls the title a little higher over the shoulder, so that the two title hopefuls can get a better view of it. Ellie is very interested in everything Beatriz says, so she can retort in her usual manner, while Almas looks just concerned with herself. An unproblematic queen.
Beatriz Lótus
You know, getting this championship felt like a dream. Holding it brought me back to reality, of course, still I will do anything in my power to keep it.
You can throw three people at me at once, hell, make it thirty.
My body is broken down and I still didn’t put this championship down.
My whole career, my whole life, led to this gold and I’m not afraid to fight for it.
You can throw three people at me at once, hell, make it thirty.
My body is broken down and I still didn’t put this championship down.
My whole career, my whole life, led to this gold and I’m not afraid to fight for it.
Ellie Quinn
You shouldn’t be here at this lousy excuse of a show tonight-
Lucy Collins
Hey!
Ellie Quinn
You should be enjoying the day!
It’s your last night with the title, after all.
It’s your last night with the title, after all.
Beatriz Lótus
I like to do my talking in the ring. You should try it some time.
Ellie Quinn
Just because nobody ever cares about what you have to say doesn’t mean you have to take it out on me.
Beatriz Lótus
And why would I care? I have the title.
Lucy Collins
Oh my god! MY eyes are up HERE!
Say what you will about Lucy: A bad interviewer, an annoying person, a lame reviewer, somebody who doesn’t know how to use that expression she just used, a-
When she goes high pitched, you just HAVE to listen. In the hopes that she’ll stop it, of course.
When she goes high pitched, you just HAVE to listen. In the hopes that she’ll stop it, of course.
Lucy Collins
Ugh. Why did I say yes to this?
That’s what the fans in Tokyo have been asking this whole time.
Lucy Collins
Kai, a few of us here know a little about going to doubtful doctors…
She does a VERY obnoxious wink wink, and I know that word has been overused tonight but it’s Lucy Collins that’s just what she is.
Lucy Collins
I want to know exactly how you pulled the strings that got Mr. Jelani cleared for the ring after his trillion neck injuries and many concussions.
And I wanna know if that doctor of yours can hook a girl up with some… candy!
Haha!
Ha!
Ha.
Hehe.
And I wanna know if that doctor of yours can hook a girl up with some… candy!
Haha!
Ha!
Ha.
Hehe.
She really thinks it’s the funniest joke of all time.
Kai Thatcher
Well...when you've been in and out of doctor offices for a lot of your adult life with a...plentiful fortune like the one I've been blessed with, you get to know a few people.
All of my people are credible and know this business and the human body better than anyone. Sometimes you just need the right doctor and the right price.
And if you want candy so bad, do you need money? I'll always help the needy.
All of my people are credible and know this business and the human body better than anyone. Sometimes you just need the right doctor and the right price.
And if you want candy so bad, do you need money? I'll always help the needy.
Lucy Collins
I don’t literally mean candy!
Like, I get the confusion but in my neck of the woods that word is for-
Like, I get the confusion but in my neck of the woods that word is for-
Kai Thatcher
Your neck of the woods? You’re a tiny girl from some nice neighborhood in England!
Lucy Collins
Hey don’t question me!
There’s a word for that, it starts with a T and ends in a Y!
There’s a word for that, it starts with a T and ends in a Y!
Kai sits back down. And then he gets up to leave because DDT’s time is up, and they are oh so happy about it.
Lucy Collins
Well.
Oh I messed up the order didn’t I.
Oh I messed up the order didn’t I.
She did. Valentine and MORGAN don’t look happy, but when does the Sheriff look satisfied with anything? Valentine’s a little nicer at least.
Lucy Collins
Valentine, your rivalry with George King back in the day was incredibly memorable, even producing a match that many people have called the best of all time.
Not me though.
However, things were done between you two almost three years ago after Thy Kingdom Come.
Why come back now? What is left between you and George King, what is your motive?
Not me though.
However, things were done between you two almost three years ago after Thy Kingdom Come.
Why come back now? What is left between you and George King, what is your motive?
Adam Valentine
Well Lucy, that's a good question, why should I care about King if I already beat him?
Why should I help MORGAN beat King if I don't like either of them? Well the answer is pretty simple to me at least.
Why should I help MORGAN beat King if I don't like either of them? Well the answer is pretty simple to me at least.
Adam stands up and walks over to Lucy's plant on the pulpit.
Adam Valentine
You obviously know that King turned my own best friend, EATON, against me, but since you don't seem to care…
Lucy nods, it’s true.
Adam Valentine
I figure it might be good to see an example. Let's say hypothetically, that you're George, I'm EATON, and this little plant right here is me.
Adam starts doing a terrible EATON impression.
Adam Valentine
Look at me, I'm EATON, I'm like a million feet tall and I'll protect Adam, the person who risked everything to save my life.
Oh what's that, George King? Turn on my best friend? Ok!
Oh what's that, George King? Turn on my best friend? Ok!
Adam pushes the plant off the table, shattering the pot and causing dirt to get everywhere. Lucy falls to her knees.
Lucy Collins
LUCILLE!!!! I LOVED YOU!!!
Adam Valentine
Do you get it now, Lucy?
I figured using something you own as an example you own as an example would help you understand.
King turned my own best friend against me and then had said best friend try to end my career.
Even though I already beat King, I won't be satisfied until he's gone from CMV forever, and like it or not, MORGAN's my best chance of that happening.
Sorry about the plant by the way.
I figured using something you own as an example you own as an example would help you understand.
King turned my own best friend against me and then had said best friend try to end my career.
Even though I already beat King, I won't be satisfied until he's gone from CMV forever, and like it or not, MORGAN's my best chance of that happening.
Sorry about the plant by the way.
Lucy Collins
Get out of here!! Scram!!
Valentine and MORGAN get up to leave, with both walking a few feet apart from each other still.
Lucy Collins
And stay out!
Ugh…
Time for you again Almas yaaay!!
I think being part of such a deep and well organized institution such as The Arsenal, alongside being known for such strong love as the one you share in ARIA makes people forget just how competent you are in the ring. But you’ve been a Women’s Hardcore and Rising Star Champion, and you’re the current Queen of the Ring!
We’re joined today by Ellie Quinn, somebody who reemerges every year to face you because she’s that jealous that she has never had a good relationship, and Beatriz Lótus, who is the current Women’s World Champion and is also somebody who is basically 4-0 against you just throwing that out there.
Is there anything you specifically want to say to either of them? Ask a question if you feel like it!
Mi casa…
Ugh…
Time for you again Almas yaaay!!
I think being part of such a deep and well organized institution such as The Arsenal, alongside being known for such strong love as the one you share in ARIA makes people forget just how competent you are in the ring. But you’ve been a Women’s Hardcore and Rising Star Champion, and you’re the current Queen of the Ring!
We’re joined today by Ellie Quinn, somebody who reemerges every year to face you because she’s that jealous that she has never had a good relationship, and Beatriz Lótus, who is the current Women’s World Champion and is also somebody who is basically 4-0 against you just throwing that out there.
Is there anything you specifically want to say to either of them? Ask a question if you feel like it!
Mi casa…
She stops, looking down and thinking for an uncomfortably long time.
Lucy Collins
I forgot the thing.
Isabella Almas
I mean, like…why would I wanna say anything to them!?
What kinda loser wakes up and thinks, “yeah, I'm gonna go talk to Ellie Quinn today??”
Nobody, that's who, and that's probably why she acts like that cause all she has are the voices in her head keeping her company.
If anything, Beatriz and her should link up, cause that's another bitch walking around with no friends. Misery loves company and all that. Maybe they can talk about how they wish they were me!
Newsflash to the two of you! I get to watch and support my best friend every week AND I get all the career success while I'm at it. A lot of these women get tricked, thinking it's gotta be one or the other.
Healthy life or healthy career, nuh-uh. Not me.
I'm gonna have both and THEN some.
What kinda loser wakes up and thinks, “yeah, I'm gonna go talk to Ellie Quinn today??”
Nobody, that's who, and that's probably why she acts like that cause all she has are the voices in her head keeping her company.
If anything, Beatriz and her should link up, cause that's another bitch walking around with no friends. Misery loves company and all that. Maybe they can talk about how they wish they were me!
Newsflash to the two of you! I get to watch and support my best friend every week AND I get all the career success while I'm at it. A lot of these women get tricked, thinking it's gotta be one or the other.
Healthy life or healthy career, nuh-uh. Not me.
I'm gonna have both and THEN some.
Go shop at Bootleg Benson’s!! We’ll be right back after the break!
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Beatriz Lótus
1x CMV Women's World Champion (164+ Days)
1x CMV Rising Star Champion (14 Days)
2x CMV Women's Tag Team Champion (w/ Yvonne Ivy) (81 Days) (32 Days and 49 Days)
The Renegade
2024 Female Superstar of the Year
Otranto
The Ted
1x CMV Global Champion (27 Days)
2x (and First EVER) Right of Passage Champion (74 Days) (59 Days and 15 Days)
2x CMV UniTED States Champion (105 Days) (22 Days and 83 Days)
1x CMV Unified World Tag Team Champion (w/ Tracy James) (14 Days)
The Seeker of Justice
Tracy James' Best Friend
Ascendance XII Main Eventer
2024 Feud of the Year (w/ Tracy James)
2024 OMG Moment of the Year (w/ Tracy James)
Mr. Aftermath
NFL Hall of Famer
Yvonne Ivy
2x CMV Women's Tag Team Champion (w/ Beatriz Lótus) (81 Days) (32 Days and 49 Days)
Otranto
Violet Evans
1x CMV Women's Tag Team Champion (w/ Jane Stone) (34 Days)
Otranto
1x CMV Women's World Champion (164+ Days)
1x CMV Rising Star Champion (14 Days)
2x CMV Women's Tag Team Champion (w/ Yvonne Ivy) (81 Days) (32 Days and 49 Days)
The Renegade
2024 Female Superstar of the Year
The Ted
1x CMV Global Champion (27 Days)
2x (and First EVER) Right of Passage Champion (74 Days) (59 Days and 15 Days)
2x CMV UniTED States Champion (105 Days) (22 Days and 83 Days)
1x CMV Unified World Tag Team Champion (w/ Tracy James) (14 Days)
The Seeker of Justice
Ascendance XII Main Eventer
2024 Feud of the Year (w/ Tracy James)
2024 OMG Moment of the Year (w/ Tracy James)
Mr. Aftermath
NFL Hall of Famer
Yvonne Ivy
2x CMV Women's Tag Team Champion (w/ Beatriz Lótus) (81 Days) (32 Days and 49 Days)
Otranto
Violet Evans
1x CMV Women's Tag Team Champion (w/ Jane Stone) (34 Days)
Otranto
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Re: The Lucy Collins Show 日本語版!
by litw Sat Nov 23, 2024 10:17 am
Lucy Collins
Nobody does it like you! Well, as people might notice from the only ones left here, we have some stuff to promote on the show tonight…
Ellie and Lótus, you two are going to clash for the Women’s World Championship only 24 hours from now, and The Arsenal of Tailcoat Val will be present, mostly probably due to the amazing Queen of the Ring Isabella Almas.
Ellie, you know, we are live on… YouTube or something? It’s only fair you get to make a statement to the whole wide world.
I’m gonna give you a golden opportunity, do YOU have anything to ask either Lótus or Almas?
Or anybody, like, you can even ask me what I’m doing this weekend! Just an idea.
Ellie and Lótus, you two are going to clash for the Women’s World Championship only 24 hours from now, and The Arsenal of Tailcoat Val will be present, mostly probably due to the amazing Queen of the Ring Isabella Almas.
Ellie, you know, we are live on… YouTube or something? It’s only fair you get to make a statement to the whole wide world.
I’m gonna give you a golden opportunity, do YOU have anything to ask either Lótus or Almas?
Or anybody, like, you can even ask me what I’m doing this weekend! Just an idea.
Ellie quickly jumps at the opportunity.
Not the opportunity to ask Lucy out, to be clear.
Not the opportunity to ask Lucy out, to be clear.
Ellie Quinn
Yeah, I want to ask something to my good friend Izzy:
What’s your daily life like? You know, being Valerie’s personal bitch twenty-four hours a day? What’s it like to actually be dumber than you look?
Because once I put Beatriz Lotus on the shelf, I want you to take a good long look in the mirror and remember that I still owe you, your bottom bitch boyfriend and your birdbrain boss the beatings of a lifetime for you jumping me from behind in that parking lot and shaving my head.
What’s your daily life like? You know, being Valerie’s personal bitch twenty-four hours a day? What’s it like to actually be dumber than you look?
Because once I put Beatriz Lotus on the shelf, I want you to take a good long look in the mirror and remember that I still owe you, your bottom bitch boyfriend and your birdbrain boss the beatings of a lifetime for you jumping me from behind in that parking lot and shaving my head.
Isabella Almas
I KNOW you ain't talking about looks?? YOU???
My makeup is flawless. Nails did. Hair combed. Clothes ironed. While your raggedy ass is sitting in front of me looking like you haven't seen your reflection in months.
That's really sad, Ellie, and I'm hoping you're able to work through your issues because you're really upsetting to look at and it's a disgrace that the likes of you are this close to the championship.
As far as I'm concerned, the only thing you owe me is an apology for sticking your nose into my title match.
My makeup is flawless. Nails did. Hair combed. Clothes ironed. While your raggedy ass is sitting in front of me looking like you haven't seen your reflection in months.
That's really sad, Ellie, and I'm hoping you're able to work through your issues because you're really upsetting to look at and it's a disgrace that the likes of you are this close to the championship.
As far as I'm concerned, the only thing you owe me is an apology for sticking your nose into my title match.
Ellie Quinn
All you and your boss mommy or whatever do is stick your noses where you don’t belong. It’s a problem when I do it after being shoved aside for whatever talentless flavor of the month gets pushed out to CMV?
Before Almas can say anything, Lucy inconveniently butts her head in.
Lucy Collins
Please don’t throw shade at Alice Blackheart, she followed me back once.
And then unfollowed me. I think it was a misinput.
And then unfollowed me. I think it was a misinput.
Ellie takes another deep breath but gets back in focus.
Ellie Quinn
And since I want to make sure that Beatriz remembers every single second of what she’s gone through:
Hi, Beatriz. Ellie Quinn here.
What was it like to be hanging from the rafters while I showered in your blood? What was it like to pick shards of glass out of your head and wash your blood out of your hair?
What’s it like to not give a damn when you stab people in the back and steal opportunities away from people who deserve them more than you?
And what’s it going to feel like when you look Yvonne Ivy and Violet Evans in the eye after I take your title, and you go back to them with your tail between your legs and tell them that betraying them was all for nothing?
Hi, Beatriz. Ellie Quinn here.
What was it like to be hanging from the rafters while I showered in your blood? What was it like to pick shards of glass out of your head and wash your blood out of your hair?
What’s it like to not give a damn when you stab people in the back and steal opportunities away from people who deserve them more than you?
And what’s it going to feel like when you look Yvonne Ivy and Violet Evans in the eye after I take your title, and you go back to them with your tail between your legs and tell them that betraying them was all for nothing?
Lótus chuckles at Ellie’s words before getting up and confronting her challenger face to face. Lucy tries to stand in between them, but as has been established before, she is a very small and frail and easy to throw around woman. Pray for her.
Beatriz Lótus
If you want to know the truth, Ellie, I felt honored. I felt vindicated.
Even as the best wrestler in the women’s division, I’ve been overlooked for months, and when someone has to try to murder you to try and knock you off your pedestal, that’s a level of recognition that I had hoped for all this time.
The best thing about it though is that it didn’t work.
Even as the best wrestler in the women’s division, I’ve been overlooked for months, and when someone has to try to murder you to try and knock you off your pedestal, that’s a level of recognition that I had hoped for all this time.
The best thing about it though is that it didn’t work.
Lótus takes a moment to catch her breath, and Ellie fakes shock by that last phrase. In her mind, Lótus is once again trying to look tough. Almas looks on, still enjoying seeing her two enemies fighting like this.
Beatriz Lótus
You wanted me gone, but I’m still here, I’m still holding the championship you dream of every night, and I’m still one of the people who witnessed your downward spiral first hand almost two years ago to the day.
You say you’re a devil but I’m well aware that I haunt you, Ellie.
In 164 days I have done something more memorable than all the empty lines you bust out on a regular basis, because even though you were the first woman to do this and that, you never came out on the winning side.
I understand that you find it weird how I’ve stabbed people in the back- You usually hit your friends’ backs with kendo sticks.
The fact you try to question my morality when you are the single most vile person in this company shows that you find it hard to justify your incessant desire for power without acknowledging your massive ego.
What makes me satisfied is that I’ve been in CMV for less time than you, hell, I’ve been in this world for less time than you, and I’ve done a lot more than you. Would you say it was all for nothing?
You say you’re a devil but I’m well aware that I haunt you, Ellie.
In 164 days I have done something more memorable than all the empty lines you bust out on a regular basis, because even though you were the first woman to do this and that, you never came out on the winning side.
I understand that you find it weird how I’ve stabbed people in the back- You usually hit your friends’ backs with kendo sticks.
The fact you try to question my morality when you are the single most vile person in this company shows that you find it hard to justify your incessant desire for power without acknowledging your massive ego.
What makes me satisfied is that I’ve been in CMV for less time than you, hell, I’ve been in this world for less time than you, and I’ve done a lot more than you. Would you say it was all for nothing?
Lucy for the love of god get out of there. Ellie looks angry, and appears to get ready to retort, but she just sits back down and laughs sarcastically. Once Beatriz calms down she also goes back to her seat.
Lucy Collins
Alright, let’s cool down. Beatriz…
Now, it pains me to talk to you again, but in the interest of “Fair Journalism” I have been told by management that I should also let you ask one of your potential challengers a question, and even though they don’t pay my checks, actually I don’t know who does I haven’t gotten any money from this place yet, life is all about connections and having people like you executively right?
There’s a woman who tried to kill you. And another woman who killed your spirit a bunch by beating you in every match you’ve ever both been in.
Do you have anything to say to them, big strong champ girl?
Now, it pains me to talk to you again, but in the interest of “Fair Journalism” I have been told by management that I should also let you ask one of your potential challengers a question, and even though they don’t pay my checks, actually I don’t know who does I haven’t gotten any money from this place yet, life is all about connections and having people like you executively right?
There’s a woman who tried to kill you. And another woman who killed your spirit a bunch by beating you in every match you’ve ever both been in.
Do you have anything to say to them, big strong champ girl?
Beatriz Lótus
Look, I’m well aware that if- sorry, when I survive Ellie tomorrow I’ll have to face Almas. That’s what you have to go through when you’re the champion.
Ellie Quinn is somebody who I want to discredit so badly. She hasn’t won anything lately, in fact, me beating her is one of the main reasons why I’m champion today, yet she absolutely refuses to stand back and part of me, unfortunately, admires that.
What I want to know from her is who she is behind the mask. Without her crew, without her brave stance, just the real Ellie Quinn. While you are dangerous when you stay relevant, and you are very very good at doing that, I know you’re going to break definitively one day, be it because of your failure or because you are simply power hungry. None of that is going to end if you can somehow beat me, and you aren’t good enough to do that anyways. I want to know if you know that. If you know who you really are.
Ellie Quinn is somebody who I want to discredit so badly. She hasn’t won anything lately, in fact, me beating her is one of the main reasons why I’m champion today, yet she absolutely refuses to stand back and part of me, unfortunately, admires that.
What I want to know from her is who she is behind the mask. Without her crew, without her brave stance, just the real Ellie Quinn. While you are dangerous when you stay relevant, and you are very very good at doing that, I know you’re going to break definitively one day, be it because of your failure or because you are simply power hungry. None of that is going to end if you can somehow beat me, and you aren’t good enough to do that anyways. I want to know if you know that. If you know who you really are.
Quinn sits back on the chair, putting her legs out on the armrest as she mocks Lótus’ question with laughter. The champion keeps a stoic expression.
Ellie Quinn
Beatriz, Beatriz, Beatriz.
You want to know who the real Ellie Quinn is?
It’s the one you’re looking at right now, with a jacket hanging in her closet that’s stained in your blood. At least you know that I’m one dangerous motherfucker.
You, on the other hand, are soft as putty and I’m going to enjoy finishing what you brought upon yourself two years ago, when you and your partners took advantage of the fact that my so-called-best friend stabbed me in the back.
You have no one to blame but yourself for the fact that you signed a deal with The Devil, and now The Devil Herself is here to collect my pound of flesh, and the ten pounds of gold that are draped across your shoulder?
That’s just the interest.
You’re a girl who’s as shallow as a kiddie pool that decided to go swimming in the deep end, and I’m the shark that’ll rip you apart with my fucking teeth.
You want to know who the real Ellie Quinn is?
It’s the one you’re looking at right now, with a jacket hanging in her closet that’s stained in your blood. At least you know that I’m one dangerous motherfucker.
You, on the other hand, are soft as putty and I’m going to enjoy finishing what you brought upon yourself two years ago, when you and your partners took advantage of the fact that my so-called-best friend stabbed me in the back.
You have no one to blame but yourself for the fact that you signed a deal with The Devil, and now The Devil Herself is here to collect my pound of flesh, and the ten pounds of gold that are draped across your shoulder?
That’s just the interest.
You’re a girl who’s as shallow as a kiddie pool that decided to go swimming in the deep end, and I’m the shark that’ll rip you apart with my fucking teeth.
Lucy Collins
Who would you be without metaphors?
It’s really not the time for jokes right now Lucy. Ellie gets up and leaves, making sure to taunt both Lótus and Almas as she gestures that the championship will be leaving Tokyo with a new holder.
Lucy Collins
You’re not done with me yet, Beatriz.
Beatriz Lótus
Isabella Almas has been behind my biggest career disappointments.
She took me out of the Elimination Chamber. She beat me in two minutes only weeks after the biggest moment in my career, and then she took my title.
But the good thing about all that is that she took me back to earth. While Almas was injured I became the big thing in CMV. I took my failure and I turned it into victories.
Almas, my question to you is: What would have happened if ARIA didn’t take that spot in the tournament? Would you have continued to sit around waiting for your boss to give you permission to get back to wrestling? And what if you didn’t get any help during that tournament?
Would you have won anything without the Arsenal’s tools?
She took me out of the Elimination Chamber. She beat me in two minutes only weeks after the biggest moment in my career, and then she took my title.
But the good thing about all that is that she took me back to earth. While Almas was injured I became the big thing in CMV. I took my failure and I turned it into victories.
Almas, my question to you is: What would have happened if ARIA didn’t take that spot in the tournament? Would you have continued to sit around waiting for your boss to give you permission to get back to wrestling? And what if you didn’t get any help during that tournament?
Would you have won anything without the Arsenal’s tools?
Isabella Almas
Oh my God, give me a break!
Everyone was all upset when I took out Rubi, like she was gonna do anything with the title, but then when Val does things the nice way, people get mad about that too!
You really can't win when you're at the top! Everyone’s a critic! You're telling me people were rioting in the streets cause they wanted to see King Jay or Queen Caelestia? Ain't no way!
And I don't even know what help you're talking about?? Like??? So it's my fault I've got people wanting to take pictures of me??
If you and Ellie didn't walk around looking like…that…maybe you'd know what it's like!
By the way, I don't need help, it's just that my schedule is so busy that I gotta squeeze in the photoshoots when I can!
And not for nothing, Beatriz, the only reason why you get to act so high and mighty with that title is cause I wasn't around to take that one from you too!
Everyone was all upset when I took out Rubi, like she was gonna do anything with the title, but then when Val does things the nice way, people get mad about that too!
You really can't win when you're at the top! Everyone’s a critic! You're telling me people were rioting in the streets cause they wanted to see King Jay or Queen Caelestia? Ain't no way!
And I don't even know what help you're talking about?? Like??? So it's my fault I've got people wanting to take pictures of me??
If you and Ellie didn't walk around looking like…that…maybe you'd know what it's like!
By the way, I don't need help, it's just that my schedule is so busy that I gotta squeeze in the photoshoots when I can!
And not for nothing, Beatriz, the only reason why you get to act so high and mighty with that title is cause I wasn't around to take that one from you too!
Lótus stares down Almas, but she doesn’t respond. It’s as if tomorrow’s match is still dawning on her, because despite all the bold claims, Lótus knows that Ellie is the biggest threat to her reign yet. And even if she retains, the woman standing in front of her right now is going to be there as soon as possible. Lótus gets backstage, leaving Lucy and Isabella alone.
Lucy Collins
Finally, we have only great guests in our programme.
Almas, you were gone from CMV for nine months. While I expect a similarly-sized absence for you after Amar’e Rivers wins the big one-
Almas, you were gone from CMV for nine months. While I expect a similarly-sized absence for you after Amar’e Rivers wins the big one-
Yeah no.
Lucy Collins
Sorry.
I really am.
Anyways, nine months is a lot of time. When the only time we see you in public is a lovely birthday party for an ungrateful untalented hack like Joseph Santos, it really hurts your fandom.
How did you stay prepared when rehabbing that injury? Are you worried that it could still have an effect when you challenge Lótus for her Women’s World Championship?
I really am.
Anyways, nine months is a lot of time. When the only time we see you in public is a lovely birthday party for an ungrateful untalented hack like Joseph Santos, it really hurts your fandom.
How did you stay prepared when rehabbing that injury? Are you worried that it could still have an effect when you challenge Lótus for her Women’s World Championship?
Isabella Almas
Why would I be worried? Didn't you see me in the tournament? I'll give these bitches credit where it’s due: they can string a few moves together in the ring better than most.
But.
They’re.
Not.
Isabella.
Almas.
And that's why they’ll fail! I haven't missed a step, and this is gonna sound wild because I was already damn-near perfect in the ring, but I'm feeling like I'm better than I've ever been!
Here's the thing: Beatriz is falling apart physically. Ellie already done fell apart mentally.
There's never been a better opportunity for someone like me to walk in and take what should have been mine long ago.
But.
They’re.
Not.
Isabella.
Almas.
And that's why they’ll fail! I haven't missed a step, and this is gonna sound wild because I was already damn-near perfect in the ring, but I'm feeling like I'm better than I've ever been!
Here's the thing: Beatriz is falling apart physically. Ellie already done fell apart mentally.
There's never been a better opportunity for someone like me to walk in and take what should have been mine long ago.
Lucy Collins
Oh, and did you do anything to the person who attacked you?
Isabella Almas
I don't know why Val is playing her cards so close to her chest.
I get she likes to take her time brewing up these schemes, but the only plan I need is a name and an address, and I'll settle things from there.
I get she likes to take her time brewing up these schemes, but the only plan I need is a name and an address, and I'll settle things from there.
Lucy Collins
Well, I thought maybe you were informed about this earlier…
She debates on if she should say what she will say next.
Lucy Collins
Look, I reached an agreement with Tailcoat Val and she, yes it was her decision, wanted the Lucy Collins Show to be the place with the big scoop!
You’re gonna love this, we’ve finally got the footage of who attacked you.
Let’s see!
You’re gonna love this, we’ve finally got the footage of who attacked you.
Let’s see!
The big video board that was unused this whole time behind them displays the following video.
Huh?
Was that…
Felicity?
Somebody from inside the Arsenal was behind the attack on Almas?
The Queen of the Ring is livid, and she charges backstage to try and get an answer. This leaves Lucy Collins alone…
Was that…
Felicity?
Somebody from inside the Arsenal was behind the attack on Almas?
The Queen of the Ring is livid, and she charges backstage to try and get an answer. This leaves Lucy Collins alone…
Lucy Collins
Oh…
I guess we’re done…
Well, thanks everybody for watching, thank you to all the guests, I was really happy with today’s show! Maybe when we come back it’ll be, like, NINETY guests instead of nine!
I guess we’re done…
Well, thanks everybody for watching, thank you to all the guests, I was really happy with today’s show! Maybe when we come back it’ll be, like, NINETY guests instead of nine!
Yeah let’s not hope for that? She gets ready to leave, when suddenly…
CHRIS DIAMOND WALKS THROUGH THE CURTAIN!! WHAT IS HE DOING HERE, HE’S HER FAVORITE- oh god she’s never shutting up about this is she?
CHRIS DIAMOND WALKS THROUGH THE CURTAIN!! WHAT IS HE DOING HERE, HE’S HER FAVORITE- oh god she’s never shutting up about this is she?
Lucy Collins
WHAT?
Diamond, holding his half of the Octane Tag Team Championship, greets the fans warmly, even bowing to them, and he hugs Lucy Collins.
Chris Diamond hugs Lucy Collins.
The world is over.
He gets one of the mics that one of the other guests with NO MANNERS left sitting on the chairs.
Chris Diamond hugs Lucy Collins.
The world is over.
He gets one of the mics that one of the other guests with NO MANNERS left sitting on the chairs.
Chris Diamond
I truly couldn’t miss a great show like this one! Unfortunately, my son could not join us, but YOUR Golden General is here! Bring me questions, lady!
Lucy is absolutely over the moon.
Lucy Collins
Oh my god. Chris Diamond, I-I…
Wow, I can’t believe you wanted to do this show, it’s an honour really.
You know, you’re the real king of our country, who cares about royal families or whatever.
Look, you are an incredibly accomplished wrestler who has really done it all in your CMV career.
You’ve held nearly every title! My question is, what is the BEST title to hold?
Wow, I can’t believe you wanted to do this show, it’s an honour really.
You know, you’re the real king of our country, who cares about royal families or whatever.
Look, you are an incredibly accomplished wrestler who has really done it all in your CMV career.
You’ve held nearly every title! My question is, what is the BEST title to hold?
Chris Diamond
Well thank you, Lucy is it? Well Lucy you're completely right, and what a great question, I mean I've held basically every title there is here except for the women's titles!
But above all of them, even the three world championships, is my reign as one half of the Octane Tag Team Champions!
This is the only title I have held alongside my son, after all.
But above all of them, even the three world championships, is my reign as one half of the Octane Tag Team Champions!
This is the only title I have held alongside my son, after all.
There’s a tear in her eye. Actually a lot more than a.
Lucy Collins
Beautiful… Beautiful!!!
Erm, uhm… Something that has been the centerpiece of your time in CMV these past few years is Aurelius and its lasting legacy. Nowadays, it’s only you and Andre but it really doesn’t need anyone else!
Except Eminence those guys were awesome.
You have morphed Andre into an amazing prospect that took your advice and became the Right of Passage Champion, and he’s about to cash it in and beat Troy Colt’s ASS!
My question is how did you go about tutoring a wrestler and how do you feel about it being so successful?
Erm, uhm… Something that has been the centerpiece of your time in CMV these past few years is Aurelius and its lasting legacy. Nowadays, it’s only you and Andre but it really doesn’t need anyone else!
Except Eminence those guys were awesome.
You have morphed Andre into an amazing prospect that took your advice and became the Right of Passage Champion, and he’s about to cash it in and beat Troy Colt’s ASS!
My question is how did you go about tutoring a wrestler and how do you feel about it being so successful?
Chris Diamond
Well I'm so proud of Andre and how far he's come, Aurelius as a whole was a chance for me to step out and showcase what I can be- A leader.
I was the leader of Ballers Club back in the day but I was a lot more selfish back in those days, with Aurelius I've been focused on bringing my loyal soldiers up to my level, now this has been to varying degrees I can admit, but with Andre... if you'll mind the pun here, I struck gold with him Lucy!
He's the best son a dad could ask for, and I'm just so proud of him, do you have any tissues?
I'm getting a bit emotional here, sorry.
I was the leader of Ballers Club back in the day but I was a lot more selfish back in those days, with Aurelius I've been focused on bringing my loyal soldiers up to my level, now this has been to varying degrees I can admit, but with Andre... if you'll mind the pun here, I struck gold with him Lucy!
He's the best son a dad could ask for, and I'm just so proud of him, do you have any tissues?
I'm getting a bit emotional here, sorry.
Lucy struggles for a bit, I mean, she’s crying too…
Lucy Collins
Uhm, no, but you can use this!
She takes off the beautiful stunning red blouse, revealing a Ascendance X Team Octane shirt that had been there this whole time? With Logan Paul’s face on it? Jesus.
Lucy Collins
Ricky Jelani was on the show earlier, luckily you don’t have to talk to him my general, but now that got me thinking about all the people you’ve crossed paths with in CMV.
Many of them are gone, think of John Lipnick, the one girl I won’t name, Paul Divine, Robert Cross and a lot of others.
You have outlasted both friends and foes. How have you done it?
Many of them are gone, think of John Lipnick, the one girl I won’t name, Paul Divine, Robert Cross and a lot of others.
You have outlasted both friends and foes. How have you done it?
Chris Diamond
Nothing to drag you back down to the crippling reality that we live in than hearing the name Ricky Jelani huh?
She interrupts Diamond with a very annoying loud laugh.
Chris Diamond
As for how I've outlasted them? It's pretty simple, I'm above them as a human plain and simple Lucy, I have been here in CMV for what 7 years now?
Sure I missed a small bit of that due to injury but I have given so much to this company and I think it's depressing how little respect I'm truly shown, I've grown as a person in front of the eyes of the CMV audience and yet they don't show me the respect I've earned by this point.
But don't worry Lucy I've gotten this far without their respect and I'm not done yet!
I will win many more championships to come, I will make many more names donate to the Break a Neck Foundation and I will become so successful that nobody will be able to deny that I am a living legend!
Sure I missed a small bit of that due to injury but I have given so much to this company and I think it's depressing how little respect I'm truly shown, I've grown as a person in front of the eyes of the CMV audience and yet they don't show me the respect I've earned by this point.
But don't worry Lucy I've gotten this far without their respect and I'm not done yet!
I will win many more championships to come, I will make many more names donate to the Break a Neck Foundation and I will become so successful that nobody will be able to deny that I am a living legend!
Lucy smiles and says a “Hell yeah” (off mic), but as quickly as he showed up, Diamond leaves, much like the last whisper of hope in a vacant life filled by comedy writing exercises. Lucy gets ready for her parting words, still in tears.
Lucy Collins
Well, you truly never know what to expect on the Lucy Collins Show, eh?
We’ll be back! I pro-
We’ll be back! I pro-
The lights get cut off, they went too long.
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Beatriz Lótus
1x CMV Women's World Champion (164+ Days)
1x CMV Rising Star Champion (14 Days)
2x CMV Women's Tag Team Champion (w/ Yvonne Ivy) (81 Days) (32 Days and 49 Days)
The Renegade
2024 Female Superstar of the Year
Otranto
The Ted
1x CMV Global Champion (27 Days)
2x (and First EVER) Right of Passage Champion (74 Days) (59 Days and 15 Days)
2x CMV UniTED States Champion (105 Days) (22 Days and 83 Days)
1x CMV Unified World Tag Team Champion (w/ Tracy James) (14 Days)
The Seeker of Justice
Tracy James' Best Friend
Ascendance XII Main Eventer
2024 Feud of the Year (w/ Tracy James)
2024 OMG Moment of the Year (w/ Tracy James)
Mr. Aftermath
NFL Hall of Famer
Yvonne Ivy
2x CMV Women's Tag Team Champion (w/ Beatriz Lótus) (81 Days) (32 Days and 49 Days)
Otranto
Violet Evans
1x CMV Women's Tag Team Champion (w/ Jane Stone) (34 Days)
Otranto
1x CMV Women's World Champion (164+ Days)
1x CMV Rising Star Champion (14 Days)
2x CMV Women's Tag Team Champion (w/ Yvonne Ivy) (81 Days) (32 Days and 49 Days)
The Renegade
2024 Female Superstar of the Year
The Ted
1x CMV Global Champion (27 Days)
2x (and First EVER) Right of Passage Champion (74 Days) (59 Days and 15 Days)
2x CMV UniTED States Champion (105 Days) (22 Days and 83 Days)
1x CMV Unified World Tag Team Champion (w/ Tracy James) (14 Days)
The Seeker of Justice
Ascendance XII Main Eventer
2024 Feud of the Year (w/ Tracy James)
2024 OMG Moment of the Year (w/ Tracy James)
Mr. Aftermath
NFL Hall of Famer
Yvonne Ivy
2x CMV Women's Tag Team Champion (w/ Beatriz Lótus) (81 Days) (32 Days and 49 Days)
Otranto
Violet Evans
1x CMV Women's Tag Team Champion (w/ Jane Stone) (34 Days)
Otranto
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