It continues

by DullChameleon Tue Apr 12, 2016 4:04 pm

After picking up a victory over Kristopher Ann, Shanaz calls for a microphone. After retrieving it, he walks over to Ann who is still lying dazed on the mat. Shanaz looks down and addresses him.

Shanaz: So Johnny Lately Come lie down again with Shanaz stand tall like jolly giant who green, except Shanaz wear incredible good looking purple pink tights and tassles for days. Shanaz now 1-0 in new improve career long long, and Shanaz confident big happy win streak continue longer than scary gravedigger from Maniawrestle. Shanaz want to tell you that he accept apology for being waste space and time, and he give free copy of wrestle exercise DVD to all family as inspiration. No thanks necessary since Shanaz can see appreciation in language of body. Next time you decide to poke stick at grizzly bear or hive of bees busy making delicious honey for Shanaz toast, now you think twice and then thrice and then four times, and then call grandma and ask her if good idea to look at Shanaz sideways and she say "no no no no" and you go back over river and through woods to dirty apartment and lonely chair and sit and watch special news report about weather emergency in Kansas and eat frozen tv dinner of watery mashed potatoes and chewy mystery meat. Ok, goodbye hefty lefty.

Shanaz drops the microphone at a recovering, puzzled Kristopher Ann and begins to climb through the ropes. The crowd, dismayed at Shanaz's strange taunting and unusually rude behavior boos Shanaz a little bit.

[Open to Kinzl to either a) get some revenge and attack Shanaz from behind, b) grab the microphone and deliver a pipe bomb, c) leap to his feet and dance or d) let the camera fade to black.