Vidja Game Quotes

by Tim Fri May 06, 2016 12:38 pm

What's some of your favorites?

by Guest Fri May 06, 2016 12:49 pm

"Why not take a break? You can pause the game by pressing +." - Wii Sports.

"You must construct additional pylons." - StarCraft.

"Big American titties!" - GTA IV.

by Alveuss Fri May 06, 2016 1:27 pm

Pretty much anything from Portal 2 including

"Don't let that horrible-person thing discourage you. It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep."

"Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that!"

"Most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds."

"Let's give your parents a call right now.
[phone ringing]
The birth parents you are trying to reach do not love you. Please hang up." - All GLaDOS

"The Lemon Rant" - Cave Johnson (I'll link that)

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"A man chooses, a slave obeys" - Andrew Ryan (Bioshock)

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"If our lives are already written, it would take a courageous man to change the script." - Alan Wake (Alan Wake)

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"Same shit, different day."

"That's one less loose end." - Shepard (MW2)

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"War never changes." - Narrator (Fallout)

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"You are the support son!" - Hoffman

"Aww isn't that cute." " Yeah, like two assholes on their first date." - Gears of war

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"All around the Sta-ctus plant, the stalker chased the bandit. The stalker thought it was was fun, POP goes the bandit!" - Tiny Tina

Anything Handsome Jack says

A few of Cl4PTRAP's lines - Borderlands 2

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I could go on for days

And here's that lemon rant

by **Mr. Dashing** Fri May 06, 2016 1:27 pm

"Something's wrong with this thing, I think it's jammed!" - RIP Carmine

by Batman Fri May 06, 2016 1:34 pm

"I understand that your DLC is missing from your game after your account was un-banned. Once a ban is lifted the accounts goes back to it's previous state, meaning all DLCs files remain on the account. This is an odd situation but I’m going to do my best to help you out with this problem and get you back in the ring!" - 2k16

by **Mr. Dashing** Fri May 06, 2016 1:37 pm

"Connection to the server has been lost" Every WWE game for the past 8 years

by Miztacular Fri May 06, 2016 2:06 pm

Great baird quote and an even better cole quote

by Tim Fri May 06, 2016 2:06 pm

Personally the Halo series has such great quotes dude. Particularly from the good ol' Prophet of Truth.

Prophet of Truth (Halo 2) wrote:This heretic... and those who follow him. Must be silenced.

And...

Prophet of Truth (Halo 3) wrote:All of you... vermin... Cowering in the dark... Thinking, what, I wonder? That you may escape the incoming fire? Nooo... Your planet shall burn until it's but glass! And then not even your demon shall crawl, blackened from his hole to mar the reflection of our passage... Your destruction is the will of the gods! And I? I am their instrument.