A Dream Interupted

As the show cuts back from a commercial break in which we saw Dashing promoting his new product. Dashing DJ Urie's Hot Sauce.  "If it doesn't burn when you pee, then it's not meant for me." Sushi X music hits the PA and the enigma makes his way to the ring. That beautiful Anarchy Championship draped over his shoulder. His walk is one of confidence. Reaching the ring,  X slides underneath the bottom rope and is met with a mic sliding in from the opposite direction. He reaches his outstretched hand and he quickly jumps to his feet. He takes a moment and drinks in all the cheers for the champ. This is what it was all for. This moment right here. The Asian Sensation raises the belt high with his left hand. As he does so he also raises the mic to his lips.

 Since winning this belt I haven't been able to properly soak in all the love from the fans. I haven't been able to properly celebrate. And why is that you may ask.  

Sushi X lowers his belt and looks to the TitanTron as the attacks on him are played.

 The fact of the matter is my celebrations were cut short by the attacks of men who are trying oh so hard to be noticed. Now Justin Edwards comes out here and proclaims that CMV has some of the biggest cowards in sports entertainment. Now from those clips we just saw of the orchestrated attacks on me I can only come to one conclusion. And that is, WEB are the biggest cowards in CMV. Why else wouldn't they want to face me one on one. Why else wouldn't they face me face to face. Let's be honest. There are three of you and one of me. Yet you have to attack me from behind. And that brings me to my next point. Jeff Wallace.  

Sushi X is visible angry as he says the wrestler name.  His eyes then squint as if he were smiling under his mask

 Oh Mr. Wallace. You are more worried about the announcer mixing you up with your stable mates that you aren't seeing the real problem here. You say you guys are the best. Living Legends, as yourselves put it.  But, how can you be living legends when you can't even make it to your match, let alone win a match. By the way Wallace how's your head feeling?  As a world renown wrestler I would think someone of your caliber could get a pre match attack right. But even after attacking me, because we all know you were pissing your pants at the thought of facing me fairly. Even after attacking me I came out on top and you were the one who had to see the medical staff afterwards not me.  

The Enigmatic Sensation pulls the mic from his lips and paces the ring looking to the crowd.

 You see Jeff I was angry at first for interrupting my celebrations of a dream realized. But now I'm just amused at your antics. The bullshit that comes out of your mouths amuses me.  

Sushi looks into the camera

Now Wallace. I can stand here and ask for a match. Hell I could demand a match with you but that's not how it's going to go. No, I'm telling you that we are having a match. Even if I have to face your brothers in arms. I will climb over their defeated bodies bloodied and bruised and I will find you, drag your ass out here, and pin you 1...2...3. And in case you were thinking of worming your way out of this one with another attack, it will be a no disqualification match. You like going against the rules. Well this time there won't be any.

Japan's biggest export the Asian Sensation drops the mic to the mat and stares intently into the camera.

(Open to Dashing DJ Urine)