Imaginary Friends' Golden Shower

Dragon Ball Z Narrator
They did it. Freddy Osborne and Smiley Danielson have entered the hall of gold. They walked into the season finale of Friday Night Genesis as ordinary men, and walked out as the champions of the division. True leaders to head into the next season. Can they handle it? Can they truly hold up an entire division up on their backs? Or will all the pressure go to their heads especially now that they've made enemies with the villainous KLIQ faction? There's many questions that will be answered NEXT TIME on Friday Night Genesis!

Freddy and Smiley can't help but to grin at the famous voice speaking about their recent victory in the sound booth in front of them. Both looking snazzy in their suits, ready to celebrate. Of course with the tag belts hiding behind their jackets, and wrapped around their waists.

Freddy Osborne
That was freakin fantastic!

Freddy awkwardly says as he walks over to the man taking off his headset to deliver to him a firm hand shake.

Kyle Hebert
It was no biggie. That'll be $650.

Freddy looks over at Smiley who's trying to avoid eye contact but showing a large display of guilt on his face.

Freddy Osborne
Bro you said he was a big fan who was excited about our victory.

Smiley Danielson
Well I stretched the truth a little. That was still bad ass.

Smiley pulled a written out check out of his pocket and hands it over to Kyle who nods and leaves.

Freddy Osborne
That's a lot of money but I guess it doesn't matter since we're getting paid 6 million dollars a week for holding these belts.

Freddy's smile fades when he looks at Smiley once again avoiding eye contact with that same look of guilt on his face.

Freddy Osborne
YOU LIED BOUT THAT TOO????

Smiley Danielson
Yeh.....my bad tho....

Freddy places his hand on his shoulder and takes a look at their belts in the mirror on the wall.

Freddy Osborne
You good brother. Look at this, we made it my man.

Smiley Danielson
I'm surprised we didn't pass out with those rabbit heads on.

Freddy Osborne
Oh my god it was so hot. Felt like I was in the desert bro.

Smiley raises an eyebrow. You know, the night is still young, I know a great way to party. Follow me.

Freddy Osborne
Ok cool.

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They end up in the actual desert. Nothing but sand for miles.

Freddy Osborne
Ok, what now?

Smiley Danielson
I forgot.

Freddy Osborne
Oh.

Smiley Danielson
Hold up tho. I know a guy who can get us out of here. Let me call him.

Freddy holds up his phone with a frown.

Freddy Osborne
No bars tho bro.

Smiley pulls a can of purple spray paint out of his jacket pocket and begins to paint on a nearby rock.

Smiley Danielson
Luckily I don't need a phone for this guy.

Freddy tilts his head as he see's the word "work" painted on the rock. Then all of a sudden a portal opens up behind them.

Smiley Danielson
Huh, guess he's not gonna escort us through. Oh well.

And with that, Smiley walks through, entering the lit up streets of Las Vegas. Freddy shows up behind him as the portal vanishes in thin air.

Freddy Osborne
That was freaky. I think I peed a little.

Smiley turned to him with a smile.

Smiley Danielson
You'll get used to it man......sooooooo you ready to party?

Freddy Osborne
Hell yeah!

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Thus begins a long night of partying. They go through club after club before finally ending up in the Red Rock Casino. Both with a lovely gal from the clubs by their side. Their getting lucky at the slots and feeling ruthless at the tables before finally cashing out and seeing their ladies out.

Freddy Osborne
What a night. We won the tag team championships. We had Kyle Herbert narrate our future adventure. We traveled through a portal. We danced our asses off and won a ton of money. And maaaaan, we did it all together. I love you bro.

Smiley Danielson
Gay.

Smiley jokingly punches him in the arm.

Smiley Danielson
It was great my man.

Freddy Osborne
Honestly, i'm feeling lucky. I feel like I could keep going man. The Blackjack table is calling my name.

Smiley Danielson
You're wanting to bet all of our winnings? Is that really smart?

Freddy Osborne
For sure, we can control ourselves man.

Smiley shrugs and follows him over to the table where they are then dealt their cards. Then, Chaos and Order sit down on the other side.

Freddy Osborne
Shit.

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2 Hours Later

Freddy and Smiley sit on the curb in front of the casino in nothing but their boxers as Chaos and Order walk out with a suitcase full of money and the tag belts around their waist.

Freddy Osborne
Shit.