Pre-Match Ceremony

by Big Boi 702 Sat Nov 11, 2017 10:39 am

As the 6 pack challenge contenders start coming out, the President of Russia, Vladimir Putin, stands side-by-side with the advocate of the Russian Ogre, Guri Sukonov. The crowd just clap on the Russian President, with some existential boos here and there.

“In Russia live Russians. Any minority, from anywhere, if it wants to live in Russia, to work and eat in Russia, should speak Russian, and should respect the Russian laws. Russia does not need minorities. Minorities need Russia, and we will not grant them special privileges, or try to change our laws to fit their desires, no matter how loud they yell ‘discrimination’. We will not tolerate disrespect of our Russian culture. We had better learn from the suicides of America, England, Holland and France, if we are to survive as a nation.”

Putin stands in front of Heyman, shaking his hand, before he leaves the ring with the 5-6 security guards he has with him. Paul just smiles as the boos lead onward.

“Thank you Mr.Vladimir Putin. As for me, my name is Paul Heyman. And I am the advocate of the Russian Ogre, Guri Sukonov!! As said by Mr.Putin, minorities need Russia as much as they need Guri Sukonov. Because without Guri Sukonov, where would CMV be at this point? So in honour of Guri Sukonov, stand at attention for the Russian Anthem.”

And as the anthem plays, the Russia Flag streams down from the rafters, with the crowd continuing to boo on the sight of the Flag.

“As Proceeded.”

And as those words were said, with Paul Heyman leaving the ring to his monstrosity of a man, Guri Sukonov.

by **Mr. Dashing** Sat Nov 11, 2017 12:08 pm

Ha ha, okay well, this was unexpected. Really playing with my perception of reality, but hey, we've had time travel and portals so, why not presidents. Getting some real heat man, even if it was kind of weird that Guri just suddenly made the shift to a "minorities" gimmick, if you can make it work then more power to ya

by Big Boi 702 Sat Nov 11, 2017 12:13 pm

Mr. Dashing wrote:Ha ha, okay well, this was unexpected. Really playing with my perception of reality, but hey, we've had time travel and portals so, why not presidents. Getting some real heat man, even if it was kind of weird that Guri just suddenly made the shift to a "minorities" gimmick, if you can make it work then more power to ya

It's not a minority gimmick change, it's more of just saying he's better than the others in the Match.

by Alveuss Sat Nov 11, 2017 12:39 pm

I'm having Shane and Ziegler go on a drunken bender with Jesus next. That's believable right?

by Big Boi 702 Sat Nov 11, 2017 1:11 pm

C9 Alveuss wrote:I'm having Shane and Ziegler go on a drunken bender with Jesus next. That's believable right?

More Belivable than them winning

by **Mr. Dashing** Sat Nov 11, 2017 1:30 pm

Oh damn

by Alveuss Sat Nov 11, 2017 1:35 pm

I'll give you that one

by Topher Mod Mon Nov 13, 2017 8:11 am

Alveuss man, cmon..... where's that Scottish tempermant, yoh got this lol

by Alveuss Mon Nov 13, 2017 8:43 am

I made a pledge last night to be a better person, we'll see how long it lasts

by Topher Mod Mon Nov 13, 2017 8:58 am

Is it over yet?

by Austin Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:11 pm

Jay Davis wrote:
C9 Alveuss wrote:I'm having Shane and Ziegler go on a drunken bender with Jesus next. That's believable right?

More Belivable than them winning

Even that is more likely than you sticking with any semblance of a character for more than a week.

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