Old man is angry at star wars (expect spoilers from now on)

C9 Alveuss wrote:

Road Warrior Rage wrote:Nice title change. Made out of much love and respect I'm sure. Feels great to be so loved.

Na no love or respect, you're old and complaining about star wars so just calling a spade a spade. Hey though us sad, scared, jealous virgins gotta get our shots in where we can!

I know where I should have buried the hatchet then.

Luke isn't a sociopath that draws a deadly weapon on someone because he gets his tendies in a twist...

The movie is amazing. Every time you think about it, it gets even fucking worse.

He's nearly willing to murder his nephew in his sleep for something he hasn't even done.

Sees Rey, a person he doesn't know or even give a shit about, throw a tantrum and threaten him with a lightsaber, and doesn't even think about it.

What a fucking joke.

In every other Star Wars film, drawing a lightsaber in anger is the single biggest warning sign of the dark side.
Rey does it twice in this film, once against Luke and once against Snoke.

Guess what the reaction is from Luke and Yoda? They don’t give a fuck. Yoda nearly lost hope with Luke for far less, yet here he simply doesn’t care.

Luke lost his entire academy to the dark side, and he just sits back and watches a new ticking dark Jedi timebomb, despite that same film showing his reaction to that previously. Should he have had the same reaction? No. Should he have had some reaction? Too fucking right he should.

This is utterly indefensible.

Would be a missed opportunity not to post this in here while rick is on a tangent on changes to his star wars

Childish Meltzer wrote:

Would be a missed opportunity not to post this in here while rick is on a tangent on changes to his star wars

Excellent Rebuttal. I am humbled and humiliated my good sir.

Now go have sex.

Lmao you have some issues

I will not hold my breath waiting for Rick to give a response that doesnt sound like it came from a 2007 high schooler

If Riley Dixon played Rey, all of the new trilogy would be an 11/10

Mark Hamill gives no shits anymore. Enjoy Mark Milky Moo Moos! And yes this it a real tweet. Disney might force him to take it down though. Ha!

No one cares