Royal Rumble Predictions/Discussion

PPV Card and my predictions:












Post your predictions below!

Is that seriously the card, no wonder ratings are at an all time low. RIP WWE

RookieBlue wrote:Is that seriously the card, no wonder ratings are at an all time low. RIP WWE

Think that's bad, just wait till Mania.
Shame so many talented workers are hurt or being booked really poorly.

OMG that match but Dudley's
New DAY!
Beardlisto
Lynch pls
Deany bb
THE BIG DOG, BROTHER

Benoits returning from his staged death storyline.

FIRST MATCH: Who gives a fuck, they're going to lose in the Rumble regardless.

SECOND MATCH
Hopeful: New Day
Most Likely: Usos (Ugh)

THIRD MATCH
Hopeful: Kalisto
Most Likely: Dorito

PISS-BREAK MATCH
Hopeful: Becky Lynch
Most Likely: Charlotte

FOURTH MATCH
Hopeful: Kevin Owens
Most Likely: Dean Ambrose

FIFTH MATCH
I'll let this dude explain what everyone wants and the WWE won't do.

Randy Borton wrote:

I just want to point out, that even in that plain ass generic attire, Becky Lynch is the best thing going.

Who I Want To Win:
The Dudley Boyz. Zero interest in the rest of those teams.

New Day. I'd rather slit my wrists than sit through any The Cena Twins matches.

Kalisto. I liked Del Rio but since his return he's been boring as shit and this whole thing just feels forced they can build a new star out of Kalisto but I think Del Rio's oportunity has long passed

Becky Lynch. I've absolutely hated Charlotte since her main roster debut, in NXT she was her own person but on the main roster shes nothing but Ric Flair 2.0 and its disgusting.

Kevin Owens. What the fuck have they done to Dean Ambrose? On top of him just being Reigns bitch, having boring matches recently and fearing for his health due to how skinny he is now I just can't stand him anymore whereas I love everything Owens does so Owens all the way.

Bray Wyatt. As I've said before Reigns, Triple H or Brock Lesnar are all far too predictable Bray is the best wild card (outside of AJ Styles) to put the belt on so that all the major feuds are focused on the title.

Who I Think Will Actually Win:
The Dudleys Boyz. Seriously I can't think of any reason why WWE would put any of the rest of these guys over.

The Cena Twins. I don't know what Vinces' massive erection for Samoans is but its so obvious he's gonna shove them as far down our throats as humanly possible at the expense of everyone else.

Alberto Del Rio. If the were going to give Kalisto the belt they would have let him keep it in the first place why make him a 2x champ for the sake of it? Plus Vince loves Del Rio so I think he's gonna shove him down our throats as much as possible also.

Charlotte. I love Becky but Flair 2.0 is gonna be pushed to the moon simply because of who her dad is, its an embarrassment and just downright disgusting to watch.

Kevin Owens. I don't see them putting the World title on Owens but I can see them making him beat the utter shit out of Ambrose so that Reigns "looks strong" in the Rumble without any help.

Triple H. We haven't seen him on TV since his beatdown from Reigns. My call is AFTER Reigns eliminates Lesnar and everyone thinks he's won, "forgetting" that No. 30 is still due to come out, the countdown begins and aitch comes down and beats thee holy shit out of Reigns before throwing him over the top.

If Reigns wins the Rumble though I'm legit done with WWE. The guy can barely put on a 10min match nevermind win the fucking Rumble from number one. There's putting someone over and then there's just total burial of the entire roster in one go. I mean logically everyone would team up on Reigns right away and he should be gone before we're even halfway through the match but we know WWE won't do that because then Roman won't look strong -__-

All of you are actually a bunch of pessimistic, implacable, intractable plebs. Everyone knows wwe aren't the greatest but stop freaking complaining that your favourites might not or won't win and just try to fucking enjoy the product. If you can't then simply put, don't watch it. My fucking god.

Apart from me right?<3

Miztacular wrote:Apart from me right?<3

Miztacular wrote:

Randy Borton wrote:

I just want to point out, that even in that plain ass generic attire, Becky Lynch is the best thing going.

No. You too.