The Start of the Milkamania Era

*During Fusion, the camera pans backstage to Randy Borton standing with the World title over his shoulders*

Borton: Last night was a wild night, T and Lee won back the tag team titles, Hayden won the Anarchy title, I got my ass whooped by some huge black guy with facepaint that looks like Kamala. But not only I got my ass kicked by Kamala, it woke me up a little. It made me realize that I've been losing and losing since I won the Money in the Bank briefcase, sure I have won a few matches here and there but that's besides the point. The MITB briefcase was more like a curse for me than helping me.

Borton: Ever since I was a little kid, I wanted to be a World champion like the Heart Break Kid, Shawn Micheals. I always wanted to be like him. After my match earlier in the night, I sat down for a good 30 minutes thinking, and thinking hard whether or not I should cash in, in the main event. I drank my milk and said "**** it, I'm doing it, no matter who wins." As soon as I saw Troy Voodoo escaped the cage, I went running to the ring, drinking a few milk bottles along the way, you know for good luck, and, I did it. It's a moment I will never forget, once I hit the Borto End and when the ref counted the 1,2,3. The crowd were on its feet for me, till of course the smelly ol Grizzly Bear and the hillbilly ruin the party, then more and more people were coming to the ring.

Borton: Now, while this whole Rebellion vs The Corporation is going on, now that I'm the World Champion, both of those teams need me, why? Because I am the new World Heavyweight Champion. So, Triple H, thanks for the offer but I say **** no. I don't want to be on your silly side, the Milkamanics doesn't want me to side with the evil. Just because I've said that doesn't mean I'm with the Rebellion, I am with no one. I am just by myself with the Milkamanics by my side. You guys can enjoy ripping each others hair while I enjoy a good cold carton of milk with the World title on my shoulders.

Borton: As for my potential opponents that will face me at Regicide, I wish you guys good luck but only one man will go one on one with the Milk Man, one man will face me for this title at the PPV. Good luck.